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    Top Ten Reasons Why It's Unlikely Don (Dsix36) Will Make It Past His Next Birtday

    And the top ten reasons why it's unlikely Don (A.K.A. Dsix36) will make it past his next birthday are:

    10. Don recently visited a fortune teller, and her crystal ball revealed that he would soon be shot to death by Canadian Mounties for attempting to illegally cross the Canadian / U.S. border to visit his girlfriend.

    9. Kevin Jergensen and Jeff Addis' (A.K.A. SWADiver / Capt. Addis) patience has to eventually run out.

    8. As a result of all the living room hypoxia experimentation Don has conducted on himself, he's already exceeded the life expectancy of even the toughest crash test dummy.

    7. Captain Addis was recently spotted buying boxes at a UPS Store, carrying a copy of Ted Kaczynski biography under his arm.

    6. There is no way anyone can live with that many cats and not contract a deadly strain of feline virus.

    5. The U.S. Food & Drug Administration recently announced that daily consumption of Ravioli and Mountain Dew has been proven to affect the ability to exercise common sense.

    4. Las Vegas odds makers have indicated there’s a 98.6% probability that Don will mysteriously not surface from a dive aboard Addis Charters within the next six months.

    3. It’s only a matter of time before Don designs an experiment which turns the cabin of his El Camino into a self-contained breathing loop, then dies of carbon monoxide poisoning.

    2. In his latest trip report, Don crossed the line and made the mistake of upsetting the real boss - and Mrs. SWADiver is not to be toyed with!


    And the number one reason why Dsix36 will not live past his next birthday is:

    1. Kevin Juergensen and Captain Addis were both recently spotted at the Juergensen Marine booth at the Montreal Dive Show, filling out applications for the reserve Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
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    Re: Top Ten Reasons Why It's Unlikely Don (Dsix36) Will Make It Past His Next Birtday

    Quote Originally Posted by sfldiver  View Original Post
    And the top ten reasons why it's unlikely Don (A.K.A. Dsix36) will make it past his next birthday are:




    2. In his latest trip report, Don crossed the line and made the mistake of upsetting the real boss - and Mrs. SWADiver is not to be toyed with!


    my money is on Mrs. Addis

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    Re: Top Ten Reasons Why It's Unlikely Don (Dsix36) Will Make It Past His Next Birtday

    You realize he will outlive us all. And when he does die, then he'll be reborn as Don Seven.

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    Re: Top Ten Reasons Why It's Unlikely Don (Dsix36) Will Make It Past His Next Birtday

    Quote Originally Posted by sfldiver  View Original Post
    And the top ten reasons why it's unlikely Don (A.K.A. Dsix36) will make it past his next birthday are:

    10. Don recently visited a fortune teller, and her crystal ball revealed that he would soon be shot to death by Canadian Mounties for attempting to illegally cross the Canadian / U.S. border to visit his girlfriend.
    ????? I heard he doesn't even like girls.


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    Re: Top Ten Reasons Why It's Unlikely Don (Dsix36) Will Make It Past His Next Birtday

    Quote Originally Posted by Down4fun  View Original Post

    my money is on Mrs. Addis
    Mine too!

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    Re: Top Ten Reasons Why It's Unlikely Don (Dsix36) Will Make It Past His Next Birtday

    I recon he'll succumb to some rare lung disorder first. Caused by exposure to a mixture of asbestos, rust particles and early AC/DC albums in his El Camino

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    Re: Top Ten Reasons Why It's Unlikely Don (Dsix36) Will Make It Past His Next Birtday

    Adrian - you missed a golden opportunity. No mention of the Optima vs rEvo battle.

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    Re: Top Ten Reasons Why It's Unlikely Don (Dsix36) Will Make It Past His Next Birtday

    ive asked around we dont want him in canada (quebec is ok becuase its not part of canada)....................

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    Re: Top Ten Reasons Why It's Unlikely Don (Dsix36) Will Make It Past His Next Birtday

    Quote Originally Posted by udtabn  View Original Post
    ive asked around we dont want him in canada (quebec is ok becuase its not part of canada)....................
    As a former Quebecois I have spoken to the Montreal crowd and we agree that we would give him sanctuary or asylum whichever seems to fit the need.
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    Re: Top Ten Reasons Why It's Unlikely Don (Dsix36) Will Make It Past His Next Birtday

    Quote Originally Posted by kwinter  View Original Post
    Adrian - you missed a golden opportunity. No mention of the Optima vs rEvo battle.
    he did mention Kevin several times

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