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Old 6th September 2006, 08:56   #1 (permalink)
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George Bush

A friend sent me this.. I'd thought I'd share it


George Bush has a heart attack and dies.
Obviously, he goes to Hell, where the Devil is waiting for him.

"I'm not sure what to do," says the Devil. "You’re on my list,
but I have no room for you.

But since you definitely have to stay here, I am going to have
to let someone else go. "I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you.
I'll let one of them go, but you'll have to take their place. I'll even let you
decide who leaves." George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The Devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a
large pool of water. He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over.
Such was his fate in Hell.

"No!" George shouted. "I don't think so. I am not a good
swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long".

The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a
sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the
hammer, over and over, time after time.

"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder, I would be in
constant agony if all I could do was breaks rocks all day", commented George.

The Devil opened the third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton
Lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs
staked in a spread-eagle pose.

Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky doing what she does best.

George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally
said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The Devil smiled and said "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!"
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Old 6th September 2006, 09:05   #2 (permalink)
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Absolutly great, I'm still laughing...:D :D

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Old 6th September 2006, 09:42   #3 (permalink)
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HEY! I though we weren't allowed Politics on here?

F'ing funny though.... :D
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Re: George Bush

Seeing Joe started telling jokes...

A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there.

Out of breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your
skirts for a few minutes? I'll explain WHY later."

The nun agreed. Just a moment later two Military Police came
running along and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier running by
here??"
The nun pointed and replied, "He went that way."

After the MP's disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her
skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I
don't want to go to Iraq."

The nun said, "I think I can fully understand your fear."
The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent,
but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would
have seen a great pair of balls...

You see, I don' want to go to Iraq, either!

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Re: George Bush

Excellent...
I'm not very good in English, but understood the both...!:D

Bravo to you to know joking about thoses things!

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Keep them comming :D

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Keep them comming :D

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What's about a dedicated thread?
... with the option for "Ignore" when checking "New Post"... ;)
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... with the option for "Ignore" when checking "New Post"... ;)
Eventually, but it could calm down some nervous members...:D

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... with the option for "Ignore" when checking "New Post"... ;)
Can you not just scroll past it?
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