The 7 Steps of Rebreather Enlightenment

***schford*** · 29th March 2006, 12:07

This thread is to discuss my article :-)

7 Steps to Rebreather Enlightenment

Stuart

sven · 29th March 2006, 12:38

Quote: (Originally Posted by schford)

This thread is to discuss my article :-)

7 Steps to Rebreather Elightenment

Stuart

I am sooo glad I was wearing my drysuit with a pee valve when I read this. WMP (wetting my pants)

Thanks Stuart, that will one day be remembered as the birth of a new religion!

divetheworld · 29th March 2006, 13:48

Absolute effing genius!!!!!!

Laughed so much I think I've found a chocolate torpedo in my pants!

***caveseeker7*** · 29th March 2006, 20:04

Witty, funny and so true. Have a blob.

jdz · 29th March 2006, 21:06

Bravo Stuart!

I have a few people I will be sending the link to....

Maybe they'll understand me better now....

Cheers, JDZ

ROB DAVIE · 29th March 2006, 21:34

I am currently living in the evirons of, and amidst the aura of one of "The Builders" here in Southern California! He has reviewed your work and pronounced it "a guide to enlightenment"!

Well done, sir! Well said, and funny as heck to boot!

Rob

shell-back · 29th March 2006, 22:36

enlightenment we seek , oh wise master.

Let it be known the Stu Ford has accepted his place among you brotheren.

He just never covered that step maybe there is 5 more!

wizbang · 29th March 2006, 22:43

I enjoyed it. LOL Thanks for taking the time.

MHD · 30th March 2006, 00:12

So at what point do you get to see the extra levels, you know, the ones where they tell us about etheral beings who have been scarficed by evil tyrant by burying them around some volcano, so we can become truly enlightened by joining our spirit with theres.

P.S and do they only get revealed on a cruise ship in a exotic location? or is that just the after effect of all the boooze you drink on Rebreather holidays on your memory

Matt

Jason Blackwell · 30th March 2006, 01:17

and a what stage do you get to sacrifice the virgins?

29th March 2006, 12:07	#1 (permalink)
*schford* Despotic Overlord Current Rebreather/s: Megalodon Sport Kiss Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,687	The 7 Steps of Rebreather Enlightenment This thread is to discuss my article :-) 7 Steps to Rebreather Enlightenment Stuart __________________ Bailout and Kit Management account for Murphy's Law The only bad question is one you did not ask and later wish you had. Use of Rebreather World is subject to the Rebreather World Terms & Conditions of Use Last edited by schford : 29th March 2006 at 12:40.
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29th March 2006, 12:38	#2 (permalink)
sven Blogs Admin / Forum Mod Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Other Rebreather/s: Evolution Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Sydney Posts: 574	Re: The 7 Steps of Rebreather Enlightenment Quote: (Originally Posted by schford) This thread is to discuss my article :-) 7 Steps to Rebreather Elightenment Stuart I am sooo glad I was wearing my drysuit with a pee valve when I read this. WMP (wetting my pants) Thanks Stuart, that will one day be remembered as the birth of a new religion! __________________ Regards, Sven [SIZE=1]The Sydney Project website: [URL]http://www.sydneyproject.com[/URL] My Blog: [URL]http://sven.rebreatherworld.com[/URL] "Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect." Mark Twain[/SIZE]
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29th March 2006, 13:48	#3 (permalink)
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29th March 2006, 20:04	#4 (permalink)
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29th March 2006, 21:06	#5 (permalink)
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29th March 2006, 21:34	#6 (permalink)
ROB DAVIE Administrator Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: HOUSTON, REPUBLIC OF TEJAS Posts: 1,120	Re: The 7 Steps of Rebreather Enlightenment I am currently living in the evirons of, and amidst the aura of one of "The Builders" here in Southern California! He has reviewed your work and pronounced it "a guide to enlightenment"! Well done, sir! Well said, and funny as heck to boot! Rob __________________ [SIZE=2]"CC Rebreathers will become a viable part of tech diving [U]WHEN PIGS FLY[/U]!!"--GI3[/SIZE]
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29th March 2006, 22:36	#7 (permalink)
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29th March 2006, 22:43	#8 (permalink)
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30th March 2006, 00:12	#9 (permalink)
MHD Custom Title Allowed! Current Rebreather/s: Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Sport Kiss Home Build Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Brisbane, QLD, Australia Posts: 240	Re: The 7 Steps of Rebreather Enlightenment So at what point do you get to see the extra levels, you know, the ones where they tell us about etheral beings who have been scarficed by evil tyrant by burying them around some volcano, so we can become truly enlightened by joining our spirit with theres. P.S and do they only get revealed on a cruise ship in a exotic location? or is that just the after effect of all the boooze you drink on Rebreather holidays on your memory Matt Last edited by MHD : 30th March 2006 at 00:12. Reason: typo
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30th March 2006, 01:17	#10 (permalink)
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