God Save the Queen

CeeBee · 12th June 2008, 12:56

Quote: (Originally Posted by Jim)

Bring in Al Murray - the Pub Landlord - he'd sort all this flaff out ........

As he said to an Aussie from Queensland in his audience ..... ''It's all the Queen's land my son'' .........

"Australians; genetically engineered for bar-work"

Quote: (Originally Posted by jdicediver)

Bombay Blue??? Chocolate? Mmmmmmmm a woman after my mind AND heart! That's not playing fair!

Sigh. It can never be, JD; I may have the Blue Stuff and the chocolate (with nuts in, I may add) and you may single, burdened with cash and a yellow car, but we are also 2 Scorpios. The world simply isn't ready for those skyrockets.

osiris · 13th June 2008, 05:51

Quote: (Originally Posted by divelermentov)

Hehe Doris we got rid of her so

yea, that's right Christian, Germany swapped her for the Kaiser. Look where that got Der Fatherland. Then, Germany swapped Kaiser Bill for Adolph. Now THAT was what i would call a serious SNAFU. What's next?

lizardland · 13th June 2008, 08:33

Quote: (Originally Posted by osiris)

yea, that's right Christian, Germany swapped her for the Kaiser. Look where that got Der Fatherland. Then, Germany swapped Kaiser Bill for Adolph. Now THAT was what i would call a serious SNAFU. What's next?

Unfortunately, Kaiser Bill, the Romanovs, and various other inbred despots all stemmed off of Victoria's bloodline...

OK, so Adolf made a few mistakes but he sorted inflation, he was a vegetarian, liked dogs and provided a comedy career for Freddie Starr. He did however like lying underneath a glass table whilst his cousin parked her lunch over it but nothing worse than your average Tory MP might do.

(We need a smiley for "irony", perhaps an Englishman looking proud about the mother of all parliaments)

12th June 2008, 12:56	#21 (permalink)
CeeBee Found pills and ate them. Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Liverpool Posts: 1,019	Re: God Save the Queen Quote: (Originally Posted by Jim) Bring in Al Murray - the Pub Landlord - he'd sort all this flaff out ........ As he said to an Aussie from Queensland in his audience ..... ''It's all the Queen's land my son'' ......... "Australians; genetically engineered for bar-work" Quote: (Originally Posted by jdicediver) Bombay Blue??? Chocolate? Mmmmmmmm a woman after my mind AND heart! That's not playing fair! Sigh. It can never be, JD; I may have the Blue Stuff and the chocolate (with nuts in, I may add) and you may single, burdened with cash and a yellow car, but we are also 2 Scorpios. The world simply isn't ready for those skyrockets. __________________ "In Ceebs We Trust. All others pay cash." Denz 1973-2007 King of the One-Liners www.justgiving.com/markginsberg1 Last edited by CeeBee : 12th June 2008 at 14:24. Reason: Letting JD down gently
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13th June 2008, 05:51	#22 (permalink)
osiris Custom Title Allowed! Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Sport Kiss Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Home Build Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Auckland Posts: 317	Re: God Save the Queen Quote: (Originally Posted by divelermentov) Hehe Doris we got rid of her so yea, that's right Christian, Germany swapped her for the Kaiser. Look where that got Der Fatherland. Then, Germany swapped Kaiser Bill for Adolph. Now THAT was what i would call a serious SNAFU. What's next?
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13th June 2008, 08:33	#23 (permalink)
lizardland Yak Current Rebreather/s: MK 15.X Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Classic Kiss Home Build Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: North... Posts: 1,302	Re: God Save the Queen Quote: (Originally Posted by osiris) yea, that's right Christian, Germany swapped her for the Kaiser. Look where that got Der Fatherland. Then, Germany swapped Kaiser Bill for Adolph. Now THAT was what i would call a serious SNAFU. What's next? Unfortunately, Kaiser Bill, the Romanovs, and various other inbred despots all stemmed off of Victoria's bloodline... OK, so Adolf made a few mistakes but he sorted inflation, he was a vegetarian, liked dogs and provided a comedy career for Freddie Starr. He did however like lying underneath a glass table whilst his cousin parked her lunch over it but nothing worse than your average Tory MP might do. (We need a smiley for "irony", perhaps an Englishman looking proud about the mother of all parliaments) __________________ Can you imagine drifting along in the sea with your mouth open and a load of f**ing plankton going in? You'd like it, would you? www.westons-cider.co.uk Azerbaijani Association of Technical Divers Publicity Officer and Goat Wrangler Last edited by lizardland : 13th June 2008 at 08:35.*
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