If men wrote advice columns

divelermentov · 3rd June 2008, 22:10

ohhhh so not pc,

well done.
but be careful mate if ceebe sees this she will eat you alive. ask freef - i think he still hasn't recovered from her last attack.

swadiver · 3rd June 2008, 22:30

pc or not............. it's true!

CeeBee · 3rd June 2008, 22:54

Quote: (Originally Posted by divelermentov)

but be careful mate if ceebe sees this she will eat you alive. ask freef - i think he still hasn't recovered from her last attack.

Bit of an unfortunate phrase to use in the light of the advice given out, Lermy. Also, Freefy-Babe may have been posting pictures of his battle-wounds all over the place, but he didn't get most of them from me.

**Dsix36** · 3rd June 2008, 23:31

Quote: (Originally Posted by CeeBee)

Bit of an unfortunate phrase to use in the light of the advice given out, Lermy. Also, Freefy-Babe may have been posting pictures of his battle-wounds all over the place, but he didn't get most of them from me.

I knew it. She really does like me

for now

.

divelermentov · 4th June 2008, 01:13

Quote: (Originally Posted by Dsix36)

I knew it. She really does like me

for now

.

no no
in actual fact she just feels insecure as most women do. so she is hiding this behind her man-eating image ( excuse the pan again, couldn't help myself).

in actual fact she is will be getting terribly depressed if we were to stop our macho remarks. so dont pack her in cotton - go for it man, but as i said be careful, be prepared to duck and hide, and go down into the trenches ( sorry again couldn't help myself, uhh boy laughing my a$%^ off, will have to cool down, NURSE next patient, bring him in fast, what did you say only a sclae and polish, na, dont do this today, give me the root canal instruments - evil laughter -)

mempilot · 4th June 2008, 02:28

There's an awful lot of talkin in this thread and not enough cookin. Where are all the chicks with knee pads and spatulas?

mattias · 4th June 2008, 07:39

Quote: (Originally Posted by mempilot)

There's an awful lot of talkin in this thread and not enough cookin. Where are all the chicks with knee pads and spatulas?

Come to Thailand mate....

CeeBee · 4th June 2008, 19:49

Quote: (Originally Posted by mempilot)

There's an awful lot of talkin in this thread and not enough cookin. Where are all the chicks with knee pads and spatulas?

Cooking? Chicks? You are kidding, Eric. Sounds more you're describing an American 'Football' team to me with all that padding....

Quote: (Originally Posted by Dsix36)

I knew it. She really does like me

for now

Aw, Sixy....how sweet. Lermy is right, though; just don't turn your back on me...

mempilot · 4th June 2008, 20:20

Quote: (Originally Posted by CeeBee)

Cooking? Chicks? You are kidding, Eric. Sounds more you're describing an American 'Football' team to me with all that padding...

Oh touche' my dear, touche'.

But really, which one of you chicks is gonna cook me a steak? ...uh, or the other thing.

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divelermentov Nutty dentist - uwdriller Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Home Build Join Date: May 2006 Location: Auckland Posts: 610	Re: If men wrote advice columns Quote: (Originally Posted by Dsix36) I knew it. She really does like me for now . no no in actual fact she just feels insecure as most women do. so she is hiding this behind her man-eating image ( excuse the pan again, couldn't help myself). in actual fact she is will be getting terribly depressed if we were to stop our macho remarks. so dont pack her in cotton - go for it man, but as i said be careful, be prepared to duck and hide, and go down into the trenches ( sorry again couldn't help myself, uhh boy laughing my a$%^ off, will have to cool down, NURSE next patient, bring him in fast, what did you say only a sclae and polish, na, dont do this today, give me the root canal instruments - evil laughter -) __________________ May The Sorb Be With You
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