A Revelation...

Nailer99 · 11th May 2008, 04:53

And how are the mediocre tits faring, one wonders? At least we know that CeeBee's tits are doing well.

divelermentov · 12th May 2008, 00:12

Quote: (Originally Posted by cramerdn)

Every variaty of Tit becomes "Great" with a thick coat of christolube applied.

You are a sick bast#$%#

you all are

once in a while Doris gets her tits out and you are talking about cristo-lube.

everyone nows that you do not need o2-clean lube for that, use silicone grease instead :-)

Well done Doris aka Ceebs, i only read ceebs and tits, got excited and now we are birdwatching.

Anyway - have you packed your scimpy little bikinis for your trip to the west island ??

cheers
chris

cramerdn · 12th May 2008, 03:51

Quote: (Originally Posted by divelermentov)

everyone nows that you do not need o2-clean lube for that, use silicone grease instead :-)

Actually something edible is a definate plus.

divetheworld · 12th May 2008, 11:00

Quote: (Originally Posted by divelermentov)

once in a while Doris gets her tits out and you are talking about cristo-lube.

everyone nows that you do not need o2-clean lube for that, use silicone grease instead :-)

Do you think it's a matter of compatability then?

Smudgegs · 12th May 2008, 17:01

Quote: (Originally Posted by divetheworld)

Do you think it's a matter of compatability then?

That's it you sod, you owe me a keyboard and a fresh cup of coffee

CeeBee · 12th May 2008, 19:06

Quote: (Originally Posted by Nailer99)

At least we know that CeeBee's tits are doing well.

They are fabulous, thank you, Nailer-Baby. I don't do mediocre, not even with the wildlife in my garden.

Quote: (Originally Posted by divelermentov)

You are a sick bast#$%#

Well done Doris aka Ceebs, i only read ceebs and tits, got excited and now we are birdwatching.

They're not as sick as a birdwatcher. Always knew you were a closet twitcher, Lermy. It's nearly as bad as those guys who fly model helicopters or have train sets in the attic and wear station master's hats.

Quote: (Originally Posted by divelermentov)

cristo-lube <snip, blah, blah, blah> everyone nows that you do not need o2-clean lube for that, use silicone grease instead :-)

Quote: (Originally Posted by divetheworld)

Do you think it's a matter of compatability then?

Well, I had to get some guy who knows a bit about diving to explain this to me, and I was shocked and stunned. You know I'm classy. I'll have you know there are no fake birds in my garden. It's real or nothing. And if you're thinking of applying any chemical substances of any description to the birds here, I thing you should know that the RSPB are watching this thread very closely. Word has obviously spread about Lermy and the sheep.

**Dsix36** · 12th May 2008, 20:02

Quote: (Originally Posted by CeeBee)

And if you're thinking of applying any chemical substances of any description to the birds here, I thing you should know that the RSPB are watching this thread very closely.

Does saliva count?

smokey · 12th May 2008, 20:37

Some people have all the fun, a drop of sunshine and the tits are out,

All we get here are Sea Gulls.

divelermentov · 12th May 2008, 20:59

Quote: (Originally Posted by divetheworld)

Do you think it's a matter of compatability then?

not sure if there is anything which is compatible to Doris, you guys know the risk, anything you do or say or think or might think she will use agianst you, she will trck you down and merciless deliver her blow ( sorry couldn't help myself)

Quote: (Originally Posted by CeeBee)

They are fabulous, thank you, Nailer-Baby. I don't do mediocre, not even with the wildlife in my garden.

They're not as sick as a birdwatcher. Always knew you were a closet twitcher, Lermy. It's nearly as bad as those guys who fly model helicopters or have train sets in the attic and wear station master's hats.

Well, I had to get some guy who knows a bit about diving to explain this to me, and I was shocked and stunned. You know I'm classy. I'll have you know there are no fake birds in my garden. It's real or nothing. And if you're thinking of applying any chemical substances of any description to the birds here, I thing you should know that the RSPB are watching this thread very closely. Word has obviously spread about Lermy and the sheep.

just wait a second Doris, just have to put my helicopter down and swith of teh model train - hell that station masters hat is really uncomfortable, should have gone for the deluxe version.

Now I am ready - babe you know exactly that I have a wool allergy - so there are no sheep in my life, always got so itchy. So if you realy need advise on sheep you will have to ask someone from the west-islands, these guys have the xperience, so ask the experts.

One word of advise Doris

first of all you got the tits out, sunday star got aware of it, and now instead of earning up to your choice of triple e-cups you try to get out of the camera light by putting forward totally ridiculous accusations. So sorry Doris wont work this time, the tits are out and that's where the remain.

By the way still have some of your unpublished wicked weasel photos :-)

Quote: (Originally Posted by Dsix36)

Does saliva count?

Depends if you had indian takeaways for lunch or not

osiris · 13th May 2008, 01:18

Quote: (Originally Posted by divelermentov)

Now I am ready - babe you know exactly that I have a wool allergy - so there are no sheep in my life, always got so itchy. So if you realy need advise on sheep you will have to ask someone from the west-islands, these guys have the xperience, so ask the experts.

Now Lermie, come clean. It's part of the citizenship test, EVERYONE knows that......

11th May 2008, 04:53	#11 (permalink)
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CeeBee Found pills and ate them. Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Liverpool Posts: 1,007	Re: A Revelation... Quote: (Originally Posted by Nailer99) At least we know that CeeBee's tits are doing well. They are fabulous, thank you, Nailer-Baby. I don't do mediocre, not even with the wildlife in my garden. Quote: (Originally Posted by divelermentov) You are a sick bast#$%# Well done Doris aka Ceebs, i only read ceebs and tits, got excited and now we are birdwatching. They're not as sick as a birdwatcher. Always knew you were a closet twitcher, Lermy. It's nearly as bad as those guys who fly model helicopters or have train sets in the attic and wear station master's hats. Quote: (Originally Posted by divelermentov) cristo-lube <snip, blah, blah, blah> everyone nows that you do not need o2-clean lube for that, use silicone grease instead :-) Quote: (Originally Posted by divetheworld) Do you think it's a matter of compatability then? Well, I had to get some guy who knows a bit about diving to explain this to me, and I was shocked and stunned. You know I'm classy. I'll have you know there are no fake birds in my garden. It's real or nothing. And if you're thinking of applying any chemical substances of any description to the birds here, I thing you should know that the RSPB are watching this thread very closely. Word has obviously spread about Lermy and the sheep. __________________ "In Ceebs We Trust. All others pay cash." Denz 1973-2007 King of the One-Liners www.justgiving.com/markginsberg1
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12th May 2008, 20:59	#19 (permalink)
divelermentov Nutty dentist - uwdriller Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Home Build Join Date: May 2006 Location: Auckland Posts: 610	Re: A Revelation... Quote: (Originally Posted by divetheworld) Do you think it's a matter of compatability then? not sure if there is anything which is compatible to Doris, you guys know the risk, anything you do or say or think or might think she will use agianst you, she will trck you down and merciless deliver her blow ( sorry couldn't help myself) Quote: (Originally Posted by CeeBee) They are fabulous, thank you, Nailer-Baby. I don't do mediocre, not even with the wildlife in my garden. They're not as sick as a birdwatcher. Always knew you were a closet twitcher, Lermy. It's nearly as bad as those guys who fly model helicopters or have train sets in the attic and wear station master's hats. Well, I had to get some guy who knows a bit about diving to explain this to me, and I was shocked and stunned. You know I'm classy. I'll have you know there are no fake birds in my garden. It's real or nothing. And if you're thinking of applying any chemical substances of any description to the birds here, I thing you should know that the RSPB are watching this thread very closely. Word has obviously spread about Lermy and the sheep. just wait a second Doris, just have to put my helicopter down and swith of teh model train - hell that station masters hat is really uncomfortable, should have gone for the deluxe version. Now I am ready - babe you know exactly that I have a wool allergy - so there are no sheep in my life, always got so itchy. So if you realy need advise on sheep you will have to ask someone from the west-islands, these guys have the xperience, so ask the experts. One word of advise Doris first of all you got the tits out, sunday star got aware of it, and now instead of earning up to your choice of triple e-cups you try to get out of the camera light by putting forward totally ridiculous accusations. So sorry Doris wont work this time, the tits are out and that's where the remain. By the way still have some of your unpublished wicked weasel photos :-) Quote: (Originally Posted by Dsix36) Does saliva count? Depends if you had indian takeaways for lunch or not __________________ May The Sorb Be With You
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