The secret letters of Ceebs, with pictures!

**Freef** · 15th April 2008, 17:34

A galaxy far, far away.

A long time ago.

Dear Bill,

It’s been a long week on the Death Star this week I can tell you! I arrived on Monday, and although it was still October the Xmas shopping had already started! The Darth Mall was packed I can tell you, and I hadn’t even started my shopping yet. If I get on with the job I hope to get an hour or two off on Saturday to get my shopping done. At least the hoodie wearing Jawas have now been banned from the shops.

As the new arrival I had to fill in on some of the less well-liked jobs, such as running the pre school nursery in the morning…

…and in the afternoon I had to take the meals on wheels to the retired Troopers association.

Last thing on Monday I had to have a look at the Emperor’s garden that I had to organise getting landscaped before his big visit.

As you can see it’s a bit of a job, even Tatooine is greener. I was knackered when I finally found my quarters-and they are tiny! You would think that on a space station the size of a small moon the rooms would be bigger.

Tuesday started badly when I saw my neighbour out for an early morning walk.

But things got better when I finally found the picture of my Grandfather that I had thought I had lost years ago.

Then we had a parade of us female troopers for a photoshoot on a new Imperial poster, look at the competition:

**Freef** · 15th April 2008, 17:35

But I won! I went for the ‘helmet on-kit off’ look, and the judges loved it!

So now I am on the new poster to make sure the Jedi don’t reappear, here is the first one off the presses, soon I will be seen all over the Empire!

We had a posh do for the launch of the poster, and everyone in the regiment poshed up for the night.

Wedensday I didn’t feel well, I can tell you. I didn’t get off the toilet until mid morning.

I was now on nightshift though, but in the afternoon I had to take the Emperors daughter to her ballet lesson.

I know it’s rude to think this, but the kid is VERY hairy. And the little cow made me take part in the class, and threatened to tell her daddy if I didn’t. Not my cup of tea, I can tell you.

But at least I managed to get my own back after class. She will be having one to one lessons from now on.

Off to work in the docking bay reception at six for a very boring shift, nothing to do but read the papers.

We hauled in an empty tramp freighter and a couple of the guys had equipment failures while they were searching it. That was the most exciting part of the evening.

Thursday, Halloween! I carved a pumpkin for the window as you can see. I think it looks like my squad leader, don’t tell him!

We had a party in the evening and Lord Vader came along to party the night away!

I don’t know what was in the mushroom stew that the Endor garrison sent, but this happened to my uniform:

**Freef** · 15th April 2008, 17:37

Lord Vader had a double helping, look at how he ended up:

Worrying or what!

Friday I had to spend cleaning my uniform, here it is out to dry.

And then it was off to put the finishing touches on the garden for the Emperor.

Once that was over we were given the weekend off. Apparently someone sprang a Princess from the prison block yesterday and we are all to be on high alert come Monday, so we hit the pool! Here’s our sections lance corporal in holiday mood.

And me and one of the other troops in the pool.

The blow up thing I am on looks like the freighter we pulled in when I was on nights, and it was that one that the Princess used to escape! I’m glad I wasn’t on duty when that happened. Lord Vader was in a foul mood after the Halloween party.

We partied all night on Friday, a covers band got things going, playing golden oldies from the Clone Wars.

Then we had KISS! At they end they threw things into the crowd, and look what I got!

Gene’s helmet! I bet you’re jealous now!

Finally, we had Storming Elvis, a really good tribute to the ‘king’

I was strutting my stuff with the rest of the squad, but Snoodles was missing.

That tart Snoodles was all over the Elvis impersonator after his show, she had been backstage waiting for him for an hour! Just look at her after a few drinks from the cantina

**Freef** · 15th April 2008, 17:38

At least I get the weekend off, my mates are in a rough part of Tatooine, and they don’t even all have the right protective gear issued to them! Have a look at what they have to put up with.

I shouldn’t have been feeling too smug though, as I am off to join that detachment. I got a bit frisky on Sunday with a prototype speeder bike that some of us are going to be issued with.

I went past Lord Vader at 120, and he was not happy. The Imperial Police arrested me for speeding.

I was kicked off the Death Star, and as the transport was leaving I saw this going the other way.

Well, as you know the rest is history, the Death Star got blown up, and now I am on another poster.

I have heard a rumour that a lot of us will be deployed to Hoth soon, so hopefully things will look up for me.

Yours,

Ceebs.

CeeBee · 15th April 2008, 20:13

Ooooooooooooooohhhhhh!! How could you!!!!! They were private and now everyone can see how I spend my spare time. You said you'd never show my love letters to anyone else, and now I'm starting to think that you're just stringing me along.

By the way, the cheque for your maintenence payment bounced again, and the kids are all asking after you. What do I tell them?

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Freef Custom Title Disallowed! Current Rebreather/s: Dolphin Other Rebreather/s: Dolphin Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Land of the Freef, UK. Posts: 1,356	The secret letters of Ceebs, with pictures! A galaxy far, far away. A long time ago. Dear Bill, It’s been a long week on the Death Star this week I can tell you! I arrived on Monday, and although it was still October the Xmas shopping had already started! The Darth Mall was packed I can tell you, and I hadn’t even started my shopping yet. If I get on with the job I hope to get an hour or two off on Saturday to get my shopping done. At least the hoodie wearing Jawas have now been banned from the shops. As the new arrival I had to fill in on some of the less well-liked jobs, such as running the pre school nursery in the morning… …and in the afternoon I had to take the meals on wheels to the retired Troopers association. Last thing on Monday I had to have a look at the Emperor’s garden that I had to organise getting landscaped before his big visit. As you can see it’s a bit of a job, even Tatooine is greener. I was knackered when I finally found my quarters-and they are tiny! You would think that on a space station the size of a small moon the rooms would be bigger. Tuesday started badly when I saw my neighbour out for an early morning walk. But things got better when I finally found the picture of my Grandfather that I had thought I had lost years ago. Then we had a parade of us female troopers for a photoshoot on a new Imperial poster, look at the competition: __________________ David. Currently owner of two differently sized ankles.
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Freef Custom Title Disallowed! Current Rebreather/s: Dolphin Other Rebreather/s: Dolphin Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Land of the Freef, UK. Posts: 1,356	Re: The secret letters of Ceebs, with pictures! But I won! I went for the ‘helmet on-kit off’ look, and the judges loved it! So now I am on the new poster to make sure the Jedi don’t reappear, here is the first one off the presses, soon I will be seen all over the Empire! We had a posh do for the launch of the poster, and everyone in the regiment poshed up for the night. Wedensday I didn’t feel well, I can tell you. I didn’t get off the toilet until mid morning. I was now on nightshift though, but in the afternoon I had to take the Emperors daughter to her ballet lesson. I know it’s rude to think this, but the kid is VERY hairy. And the little cow made me take part in the class, and threatened to tell her daddy if I didn’t. Not my cup of tea, I can tell you. But at least I managed to get my own back after class. She will be having one to one lessons from now on. Off to work in the docking bay reception at six for a very boring shift, nothing to do but read the papers. We hauled in an empty tramp freighter and a couple of the guys had equipment failures while they were searching it. That was the most exciting part of the evening. Thursday, Halloween! I carved a pumpkin for the window as you can see. I think it looks like my squad leader, don’t tell him! We had a party in the evening and Lord Vader came along to party the night away! I don’t know what was in the mushroom stew that the Endor garrison sent, but this happened to my uniform: __________________ David. Currently owner of two differently sized ankles.
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Freef Custom Title Disallowed! Current Rebreather/s: Dolphin Other Rebreather/s: Dolphin Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Land of the Freef, UK. Posts: 1,356	Re: The secret letters of Ceebs, with pictures! Lord Vader had a double helping, look at how he ended up: Worrying or what! Friday I had to spend cleaning my uniform, here it is out to dry. And then it was off to put the finishing touches on the garden for the Emperor. Once that was over we were given the weekend off. Apparently someone sprang a Princess from the prison block yesterday and we are all to be on high alert come Monday, so we hit the pool! Here’s our sections lance corporal in holiday mood. And me and one of the other troops in the pool. The blow up thing I am on looks like the freighter we pulled in when I was on nights, and it was that one that the Princess used to escape! I’m glad I wasn’t on duty when that happened. Lord Vader was in a foul mood after the Halloween party. We partied all night on Friday, a covers band got things going, playing golden oldies from the Clone Wars. Then we had KISS! At they end they threw things into the crowd, and look what I got! Gene’s helmet! I bet you’re jealous now! Finally, we had Storming Elvis, a really good tribute to the ‘king’ I was strutting my stuff with the rest of the squad, but Snoodles was missing. That tart Snoodles was all over the Elvis impersonator after his show, she had been backstage waiting for him for an hour! Just look at her after a few drinks from the cantina __________________ David. Currently owner of two differently sized ankles.
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Freef Custom Title Disallowed! Current Rebreather/s: Dolphin Other Rebreather/s: Dolphin Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Land of the Freef, UK. Posts: 1,356	Re: The secret letters of Ceebs, with pictures! At least I get the weekend off, my mates are in a rough part of Tatooine, and they don’t even all have the right protective gear issued to them! Have a look at what they have to put up with. I shouldn’t have been feeling too smug though, as I am off to join that detachment. I got a bit frisky on Sunday with a prototype speeder bike that some of us are going to be issued with. I went past Lord Vader at 120, and he was not happy. The Imperial Police arrested me for speeding. I was kicked off the Death Star, and as the transport was leaving I saw this going the other way. Well, as you know the rest is history, the Death Star got blown up, and now I am on another poster. I have heard a rumour that a lot of us will be deployed to Hoth soon, so hopefully things will look up for me. Yours, Ceebs. __________________ David. Currently owner of two differently sized ankles.
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