Am I Supposed to Be Running Somewhere Today?

**Freef** · 7th April 2008, 16:14

"Cee Bee has the John Smith's Top Novices' Hurdle "

Falling off the bar stool while pissed?

CeeBee · 7th April 2008, 22:21

Quote: (Originally Posted by divetheworld)

Soooo, Tony rode CeeBee for 9 mins and 17 seconds and came 5th.
5th??? 5TH???
<SNIP>
Who were the other four who came before Tony then?

No wonder they call it Ladies day.

Look, leave Tony alone. He was still shocked from an unanticipated dismount at the first jump.

Quote: (Originally Posted by cramerdn)

...wiped it on the curtains.

...so wrong on so many levels....

Quote: (Originally Posted by woody)

Ceebs, Had do do it! ... Why the long face X

Mike

It's a classic. It had to be done. Never apologise.

Quote: (Originally Posted by Freef)

"Cee Bee has the John Smith's Top Novices' Hurdle "

Never seen nuns racing? Imagine a pack of rabid penguins....got the picture yet? Don't see why I should be the only one to suffer.

**Freef** · 8th April 2008, 17:59

Quote: (Originally Posted by CeeBee)

Never seen nuns racing? Imagine a pack of rabid penguins....got the picture yet? Don't see why I should be the only one to suffer.

Have you heard of doning it 'penguin style'?

cramerdn · 8th April 2008, 19:45

Quote: (Originally Posted by Freef)

Have you heard of doning it 'penguin style'?

Is that where you get caught looking at a girl and then you kneel and get smacked on your knuckels with a ruler?

CeeBee · 8th April 2008, 19:47

Quote: (Originally Posted by cramerdn)

Is that where you get caught looking at a girl and then you kneel and get smacked on your knuckels with a ruler?

Much more sadistic than that...putting your cold feet 'somewhere warm'....

cramerdn · 8th April 2008, 19:53

Quote: (Originally Posted by CeeBee)

...putting your cold feet 'somewhere warm'....

You mean like in my hot tub? Whats so sadistic about that?

divelermentov · 9th April 2008, 07:36

Quote: (Originally Posted by cramerdn)

You mean like in my hot tub? Whats so sadistic about that?

well mate i dont think doris is referring to your hot tub,
what doris is referring to you might be able to use to make a jacuzzi out of your hot tub so :-)

On another note, guys come one get real this was obvioulsy a bogous report in the news, or do you really think anyone would be able to ride doris and stay on for 4 others to come first ????

Well try to climb on the next nun, dont think you will go anywhere, even if you try to spank here

Soggyfox · 9th April 2008, 08:33

Quote: (Originally Posted by Freef)

Have you heard of doning it 'penguin style'?

what only once a year?

**Freef** · 9th April 2008, 14:34

It's a bit of a visual joke.

Man goes to a prostitute and asks for it animal style.

"How much do you have?"

"A fiver"

"You can have it penguin style"

"I've never heard that, I'll take it!"

The prostitute drops to her knees, takes down his trousers and pants and walks off. The punter waddles after her with his trews around his ankles saying;

"Why is it called penguin style?"

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Freef Custom Title Disallowed! Current Rebreather/s: Dolphin Other Rebreather/s: Dolphin Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Land of the Freef, UK. Posts: 1,356	Re: Am I Supposed to Be Running Somewhere Today? "Cee Bee has the John Smith's Top Novices' Hurdle " Falling off the bar stool while pissed? __________________ David. Currently owner of two differently sized ankles.
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CeeBee Found pills and ate them. Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Liverpool Posts: 1,019	Re: Am I Supposed to Be Running Somewhere Today? Quote: (Originally Posted by divetheworld) Soooo, Tony rode CeeBee for 9 mins and 17 seconds and came 5th. 5th??? 5TH??? <SNIP> Who were the other four who came before Tony then? No wonder they call it Ladies day. Look, leave Tony alone. He was still shocked from an unanticipated dismount at the first jump. Quote: (Originally Posted by cramerdn) ...wiped it on the curtains. ...so wrong on so many levels.... Quote: (Originally Posted by woody) Ceebs, Had do do it! ... Why the long face XMike It's a classic. It had to be done. Never apologise. Quote: (Originally Posted by Freef) "Cee Bee has the John Smith's Top Novices' Hurdle " Never seen nuns racing? Imagine a pack of rabid penguins....got the picture yet? Don't see why I should be the only one to suffer. __________________ "In Ceebs We Trust. All others pay cash." Denz 1973-2007 King of the One-Liners www.justgiving.com/markginsberg1
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CeeBee Found pills and ate them. Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Liverpool Posts: 1,019	Re: Am I Supposed to Be Running Somewhere Today? Quote: (Originally Posted by cramerdn) Is that where you get caught looking at a girl and then you kneel and get smacked on your knuckels with a ruler? Much more sadistic than that...putting your cold feet 'somewhere warm'.... __________________ "In Ceebs We Trust. All others pay cash." Denz 1973-2007 King of the One-Liners www.justgiving.com/markginsberg1
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cramerdn Obey my dog! Current Rebreather/s: Evolution Dolphin Other Rebreather/s: Dolphin Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Townsville QLD Posts: 614	Re: Am I Supposed to Be Running Somewhere Today? Quote: (Originally Posted by CeeBee) ...putting your cold feet 'somewhere warm'.... You mean like in my hot tub? Whats so sadistic about that? __________________ "Its better to live one day as a tiger than an entire life as a worm." "But who's ever heard of a worm skin rug?"
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divelermentov Nutty dentist - uwdriller Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Home Build Join Date: May 2006 Location: Auckland Posts: 636	Re: Am I Supposed to Be Running Somewhere Today? Quote: (Originally Posted by cramerdn) You mean like in my hot tub? Whats so sadistic about that? well mate i dont think doris is referring to your hot tub, what doris is referring to you might be able to use to make a jacuzzi out of your hot tub so :-) On another note, guys come one get real this was obvioulsy a bogous report in the news, or do you really think anyone would be able to ride doris and stay on for 4 others to come first ???? Well try to climb on the next nun, dont think you will go anywhere, even if you try to spank here __________________ May The Sorb Be With You
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Freef Custom Title Disallowed! Current Rebreather/s: Dolphin Other Rebreather/s: Dolphin Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Land of the Freef, UK. Posts: 1,356	Re: Am I Supposed to Be Running Somewhere Today? It's a bit of a visual joke. Man goes to a prostitute and asks for it animal style. "How much do you have?" "A fiver" "You can have it penguin style" "I've never heard that, I'll take it!" The prostitute drops to her knees, takes down his trousers and pants and walks off. The punter waddles after her with his trews around his ankles saying; "Why is it called penguin style?" __________________ David. Currently owner of two differently sized ankles.
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