Rebreather World Caption Competition.

**sfldiver** · 15th May 2008, 17:28

If you remind me one more time that it's my fault for not putting the plug in boat back at the marina, I'm going to stick this oar so far up your a%# you'll look like a popsicle!!!

Packhorse · 18th May 2008, 02:30

I told you bringing bananas on a boat was bad luck!!!

(and that is just what Grant did on my boat yesterday!)

osiris · 19th May 2008, 02:46

Quote: (Originally Posted by Packhorse)

I told you bringing bananas on a boat was bad luck!!!

(and that is just what Grant did on my boat yesterday!)

Does this mean you're gonna sink soon?

CeeBee · 19th May 2008, 09:38

Grant; 'I think the water's over the Plimsoll Line'
Ray; 'Plimsoll Line? Mate it's over my VPL'

I'm bored taking the mickey out of Grant. It must be someone elses' turn soon...

divelermentov · 19th May 2008, 22:08

Quote: (Originally Posted by CeeBee)

Grant; 'I think the water's over the Plimsoll Line'
Ray; 'Plimsoll Line? Mate it's over my VPL'

I'm bored taking the mickey out of Grant. It must be someone elses' turn soon...

ok ok Doris lets give Grant a break

hmmm yes Ray - well here it comes

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Due to soring fuel prices Ray tried to demonstarte that spending 750NZ$ a year in gym membership will make you paddle really fast - however he did not quite get her onto the plane

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It is impressive that Ray actually had a camera at hand just when the tubes did blow off. Well no-one actually realized that his real name is Ray-Bin-Laden, trying to damage the fragile eco-system of Grants boat putting several cans of red-bull and stacks of fags at risk.

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Or maybe they blew their tubes off when the heard about Ceebs tits doing so well

kiwi_diver · 20th May 2008, 00:03

Ok, ok, you try-hards can stop panicing now...

Worthy of mention was Cramerdn for his two about leaving the twin-sets behind next time, and the "good news bad news".

But the clear winner, proving a little inside knowledge goes a long way, is Christain, aka Lermy, for:

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ray: shit !!! Grant the bow is gone !!
grant: no worries Ray, just hand me these two cans of red bull - it will give us wings

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Over to you Christian!

divelermentov · 21st May 2008, 05:27

Quote: (Originally Posted by kiwi_diver)

Ok, ok, you try-hards can stop panicing now...

Worthy of mention was Cramerdn for his two about leaving the twin-sets behind next time, and the "good news bad news".

But the clear winner, proving a little inside knowledge goes a long way, is Christain, aka Lermy, for:

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ray: shit !!! Grant the bow is gone !!
grant: no worries Ray, just hand me these two cans of red bull - it will give us wings

--------------------------------------------------------------------

Over to you Christian!

Thank you Ray

I feel very honoured to recieve this price,
but foremost have to thank Ceebe aka Doris, without her relentless piss taking I wouldn't where I am today.

So here it comes, took me some time to find a shot suitable to take the mikey
But now i am ready, guys and girls here it is and please don't hold back

winner will be announced 30th of may 2008: 12 am local time

**Steve** · 21st May 2008, 05:40

"Did you see the Catfish? It's bum looked like this"

osiris · 21st May 2008, 06:22

NOT gonna go, you can't make me. yahhhhhhhhh! urgh. Yahhhhhhhhh! I want my mummy!

Christoph · 21st May 2008, 12:52

Quote: (Originally Posted by divelermentov)

May The Sorb Be With You

AMEN!

15th May 2008, 17:28	#981 (permalink)
sfldiver Team Optima Diver Current Rebreather/s: Optima Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Pompano Beach, FL Posts: 639	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. If you remind me one more time that it's my fault for not putting the plug in boat back at the marina, I'm going to stick this oar so far up your a%# you'll look like a popsicle!!! __________________ *Currently piloting & shooting...* Dive Rite O2ptima FX Rigged w/ a Dsix Custom Aluminum Frame, Nomad Wing, Transpac Harness and VR3 Computer w/ VPM-B/E & a 4th Cell Sensor Link.* Canon PowerShot G9 Digital Camera *Rigged in a Patima-PDCH 2008 G9 Aluminum Housing w/ an Inon UWL-100 Achromat Wide Conversion Lens, 2 Inon UCL-165M67 Close-Up Lenses and 2 Inon Z-240 Strobes.
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18th May 2008, 02:30	#982 (permalink)
Packhorse Custom Title Allowed! Current Rebreather/s: Not Bought Yet Other Rebreather/s: Not Bought Yet Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Auckland New Zealand Posts: 100	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. I told you bringing bananas on a boat was bad luck!!! (and that is just what Grant did on my boat yesterday!) __________________ There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.
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19th May 2008, 02:46	#983 (permalink)
osiris Custom Title Allowed! Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Sport Kiss Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Home Build Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Auckland Posts: 217	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Quote: (Originally Posted by Packhorse) I told you bringing bananas on a boat was bad luck!!! (and that is just what Grant did on my boat yesterday!) Does this mean you're gonna sink soon?
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19th May 2008, 09:38	#984 (permalink)
CeeBee Found pills and ate them. Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Liverpool Posts: 991	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Grant; 'I think the water's over the Plimsoll Line' Ray; 'Plimsoll Line? Mate it's over my VPL' I'm bored taking the mickey out of Grant. It must be someone elses' turn soon... __________________ "In Ceebs We Trust. All others pay cash." Denz 1973-2007 King of the One-Liners
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19th May 2008, 22:08	#985 (permalink)
divelermentov Nutty dentist - uwdriller Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Home Build Join Date: May 2006 Location: Auckland Posts: 586	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Quote: (Originally Posted by CeeBee) Grant; 'I think the water's over the Plimsoll Line' Ray; 'Plimsoll Line? Mate it's over my VPL' I'm bored taking the mickey out of Grant. It must be someone elses' turn soon... ok ok Doris lets give Grant a break hmmm yes Ray - well here it comes ___________________________________ Due to soring fuel prices Ray tried to demonstarte that spending 750NZ$ a year in gym membership will make you paddle really fast - however he did not quite get her onto the plane ----------------------------------------------- It is impressive that Ray actually had a camera at hand just when the tubes did blow off. Well no-one actually realized that his real name is Ray-Bin-Laden, trying to damage the fragile eco-system of Grants boat putting several cans of red-bull and stacks of fags at risk. --------------------------------------------------- Or maybe they blew their tubes off when the heard about Ceebs tits doing so well __________________ May The Sorb Be With You
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20th May 2008, 00:03	#986 (permalink)
kiwi_diver Alias - Ray Mansell Current Rebreather/s: Other SCR Other Rebreather/s: Other SCR Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Auckland, New Zealand Posts: 156	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Ok, ok, you try-hards can stop panicing now... Worthy of mention was Cramerdn for his two about leaving the twin-sets behind next time, and the "good news bad news". But the clear winner, proving a little inside knowledge goes a long way, is Christain, aka Lermy, for: ------------------------------------------------------------------ ray: shit !!! Grant the bow is gone !! grant: no worries Ray, just hand me these two cans of red bull - it will give us wings -------------------------------------------------------------------- Over to you Christian! __________________ Ray. == Latitude 36 South, where the deeper you dive, the warmer it gets! ==
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21st May 2008, 05:40	#988 (permalink)
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21st May 2008, 06:22	#989 (permalink)
osiris Custom Title Allowed! Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Sport Kiss Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Home Build Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Auckland Posts: 217	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. NOT gonna go, you can't make me. yahhhhhhhhh! urgh. Yahhhhhhhhh! I want my mummy!
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21st May 2008, 12:52	#990 (permalink)
Christoph HH newbie Current Rebreather/s: Other CCR Other Rebreather/s: Other CCR Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Steyr, Austria Posts: 100	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Quote: (Originally Posted by divelermentov) May The Sorb Be With You AMEN! __________________ Cheers, Chris When my basement became full, I believed to have enough divegear. Truth is, I had to get another basement. http://www.sharkforce.at
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