Rebreather World Caption Competition.

**Dsix36** · 12th May 2008, 23:50

Doesn't he know that it is tooooooo late for that paddle?

divelermentov · 13th May 2008, 00:06

never ever refill your stage tank from the RIB's tubes. Grant had to learn this the hard way

osiris · 13th May 2008, 01:09

"Hmmmm. We don't seem to have enough weight to submerge properly".

Or.

"I'm really happy with our new diver submersible vehicle Grant, but I can't help feeling we've missed something".

osiris · 13th May 2008, 01:12

"I bloody told you - Landrovers don't f**king float!"

osiris · 13th May 2008, 01:13

"What the hell do you mean, Grant? Of course you need tubes on the front!"

**kevin stone** · 13th May 2008, 03:00

Houston we have a problem!

CeeBee · 13th May 2008, 09:00

"Whatever that chart says, this can't be $hit Creek. Look, I've got a paddle"

onetime · 13th May 2008, 13:49

In the best Scotty voice from Star Trek:

"Cap'n she's givin all she's got. She just doesn't have no more."

Kirk (in the most over acting voice possible):

"Break out the paddles then Scotty!

we

NEED

more

POWERRR"

JCdesign97 · 13th May 2008, 14:24

On this week's episode of "Those Wacky Kiwis" ...

Development progresses on Team New Zealand's new minimalist design for this year's Americas Cup entry.

========

Ever resourceful at streamlining costs, New Zealand dive operations now kill two birds with one stone - when chartering a boat to go out and do a wreck dive, why can't they be one and the same?

cramerdn · 13th May 2008, 15:30

Guys we have some good news and some bad news.

The bad news is that we will be getting back to the dock a little late.

The good news is that for any of you with $50 bucks on them, we can issue you a PADI Wreck Diver cert card.

12th May 2008, 23:50	#951 (permalink)
Dsix36 Going Down? Current Rebreather/s: Optima Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Deerfield Beach, Florida Posts: 1,053	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Doesn't he know that it is tooooooo late for that paddle? __________________ THE MORE THAT I LEARN, THE MORE THAT I STILL NEED TO LEARN!!!!!!
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13th May 2008, 00:06	#952 (permalink)
divelermentov Nutty dentist - uwdriller Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Home Build Join Date: May 2006 Location: Auckland Posts: 636	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. never ever refill your stage tank from the RIB's tubes. Grant had to learn this the hard way __________________ May The Sorb Be With You
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13th May 2008, 01:09	#953 (permalink)
osiris Custom Title Allowed! Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Sport Kiss Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Home Build Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Auckland Posts: 317	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. "Hmmmm. We don't seem to have enough weight to submerge properly". Or. "I'm really happy with our new diver submersible vehicle Grant, but I can't help feeling we've missed something".
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13th May 2008, 01:12	#954 (permalink)
osiris Custom Title Allowed! Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Sport Kiss Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Home Build Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Auckland Posts: 317	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. "I bloody told you - Landrovers don't f**king float!"
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13th May 2008, 01:13	#955 (permalink)
osiris Custom Title Allowed! Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Sport Kiss Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Home Build Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Auckland Posts: 317	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. "What the hell do you mean, Grant? Of course you need tubes on the front!"
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13th May 2008, 03:00	#956 (permalink)
kevin stone Supporting Member Current Rebreather/s: Sport Kiss Classic Kiss Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: us ct. Posts: 214	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Houston we have a problem!
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13th May 2008, 09:00	#957 (permalink)
CeeBee Found pills and ate them. Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Liverpool Posts: 1,019	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. "Whatever that chart says, this can't be $hit Creek. Look, I've got a paddle" __________________ "In Ceebs We Trust. All others pay cash." Denz 1973-2007 King of the One-Liners www.justgiving.com/markginsberg1
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13th May 2008, 13:49	#958 (permalink)
onetime Classic KISSer #138 Current Rebreather/s: Classic Kiss Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: US, NJ Posts: 696	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. In the best Scotty voice from Star Trek: "Cap'n she's givin all she's got. She just doesn't have no more." Kirk (in the most over acting voice possible): "Break out the paddles then Scotty! we NEED more POWERRR"
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13th May 2008, 14:24	#959 (permalink)
JCdesign97 My unit can beat up yours Current Rebreather/s: Optima Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: PA, USA Posts: 382	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. On this week's episode of "Those Wacky Kiwis" ... Development progresses on Team New Zealand's new minimalist design for this year's Americas Cup entry. ======== Ever resourceful at streamlining costs, New Zealand dive operations now kill two birds with one stone - when chartering a boat to go out and do a wreck dive, why can't they be one and the same? __________________ Cheers, John Cogan
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13th May 2008, 15:30	#960 (permalink)
cramerdn Obey my dog! Current Rebreather/s: Evolution Dolphin Other Rebreather/s: Dolphin Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Townsville QLD Posts: 613	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Guys we have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that we will be getting back to the dock a little late. The good news is that for any of you with $50 bucks on them, we can issue you a PADI Wreck Diver cert card. __________________ "Its better to live one day as a tiger than an entire life as a worm." "But who's ever heard of a worm skin rug?"
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