Rebreather World Caption Competition.

smokey · 8th May 2008, 22:20

Thats not a reel its a fin, whare's my bloody reel gone ?
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Push this hand down, this hand goes up, push this hand............ weeeeee !
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Papa Smurf goes ice diving with out gloves.
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Marvintpa · 11th May 2008, 22:37

"You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you do the Hokey Pokey..."
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If the Headless Horseman goes diving, does he need tanks??
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"Very funny, who put the Krazy Glue in my right fin?"
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It's the latest craze: underwater kite flying.

cramerdn · 12th May 2008, 03:55

Defying conventional wisdom, Bob bought his mask last but too late he discovered that his dive budget was exhasted, but he solved the problem by not submerging his head.

se2schul · 12th May 2008, 13:49

... and the winner is kiwi_diver, who took a mediocre caption and turned it to hilarity by the use of the overly-dramatic Jacques Cousteau voice.

Your turn!

Quote: (Originally Posted by kiwi_diver)

Ok, you have to imagine a Jacques Cousteau voice over...

" 'aving made 'is way back under ze ice to ze entry 'ole, Falco pauses to reflect...."

kiwi_diver · 12th May 2008, 21:02

Holy crap, I won! But I thought the real smarts was in the pun...

Ok, try this on for size, winner decided on the 20th.

divelermentov · 12th May 2008, 22:07

Well done Ray

and here it comes:
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ray: shit !!! Grant the bow is gone !!
grant: no worries Ray, just hand me these two cans of red bull - it will give us wings

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First experiments of teh NZ-Navy suggest that a RIB cannot be modified to a submarine

**Dsix36** · 12th May 2008, 22:28

Somebody forgot to shut the screen door on the new submarine.

Hey, Who hooked up the bilge pump backwards?

At least we have a larger bait well.

You said that we were going diving, but I didn't think the boat was going too.

cramerdn · 12th May 2008, 23:09

I knew we had too many doubles sets on board. Thats it only rebreather divers from now on.

onetime · 12th May 2008, 23:39

Who knew that button on the autopilot was "down"?

Marvintpa · 12th May 2008, 23:47

That picture is so funny it doesn't need a caption.

8th May 2008, 22:20	#941 (permalink)
smokey New Member Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 79	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Thats not a reel its a fin, whare's my bloody reel gone ? -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Push this hand down, this hand goes up, push this hand............ weeeeee ! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Papa Smurf goes ice diving with out gloves. --------------------------------------------------------------------------
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11th May 2008, 22:37	#942 (permalink)
Marvintpa Bad knees, matching brain Current Rebreather/s: Classic Kiss Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 224	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. "You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out, you do the Hokey Pokey..." ___ If the Headless Horseman goes diving, does he need tanks?? ___ "Very funny, who put the Krazy Glue in my right fin?" __ It's the latest craze: underwater kite flying.
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12th May 2008, 03:55	#943 (permalink)
cramerdn Living The Dream, Baby!! Current Rebreather/s: Evolution Dolphin Other Rebreather/s: Dolphin Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Townsville QLD Posts: 414	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Defying conventional wisdom, Bob bought his mask last but too late he discovered that his dive budget was exhasted, but he solved the problem by not submerging his head. __________________ "Its better to live one day as a tiger than an entire life as a worm." "But who's ever heard of a worm skin rug?"
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12th May 2008, 13:49	#944 (permalink)
se2schul New Member Current Rebreather/s: RB80 / Clone Other Rebreather/s: RB80 / Clone Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Ottawa Posts: 62	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. ... and the winner is kiwi_diver, who took a mediocre caption and turned it to hilarity by the use of the overly-dramatic Jacques Cousteau voice. Your turn! Quote: (Originally Posted by kiwi_diver) Ok, you have to imagine a Jacques Cousteau voice over... " 'aving made 'is way back under ze ice to ze entry 'ole, Falco pauses to reflect...."
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12th May 2008, 22:07	#946 (permalink)
divelermentov Nutty dentist - uwdriller Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Home Build Join Date: May 2006 Location: Auckland Posts: 586	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Well done Ray and here it comes: ------------------------------------------------------------------ ray: shit !!! Grant the bow is gone !! grant: no worries Ray, just hand me these two cans of red bull - it will give us wings -------------------------------------------------------------------- First experiments of teh NZ-Navy suggest that a RIB cannot be modified to a submarine __________________ May The Sorb Be With You
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Dsix36 Going Down? Current Rebreather/s: Optima Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: florida Posts: 856	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Somebody forgot to shut the screen door on the new submarine. Hey, Who hooked up the bilge pump backwards? At least we have a larger bait well. You said that we were going diving, but I didn't think the boat was going too. __________________ THE MORE THAT I LEARN, THE MORE THAT I STILL NEED TO LEARN!!!!!!
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cramerdn Living The Dream, Baby!! Current Rebreather/s: Evolution Dolphin Other Rebreather/s: Dolphin Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Townsville QLD Posts: 414	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. I knew we had too many doubles sets on board. Thats it only rebreather divers from now on. __________________ "Its better to live one day as a tiger than an entire life as a worm." "But who's ever heard of a worm skin rug?"
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12th May 2008, 23:39	#949 (permalink)
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Marvintpa Bad knees, matching brain Current Rebreather/s: Classic Kiss Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 224	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. That picture is so funny it doesn't need a caption.
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