Rebreather World Caption Competition.

CeeBee · 6th April 2008, 14:58

'Are you sure that's not how Uncle Fester lit the bulb?'
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'Bat-Marv; ner, ner, ner, ner, ner, ner, ner, nerrr, Bat-Marv'
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'Why? Cos walking on water's already been done.'

cramerdn · 6th April 2008, 22:21

On his recent trip to Australia Marv demonstrated some of the differant tecniques used "down under".

**Dsix36** · 6th April 2008, 23:27

I don't need no stinkin' gaiters!

**Freef** · 7th April 2008, 16:04

The rest of the results:

Special 'can I have a green as I took the picture' award...

Quote: (Originally Posted by Frankie Price)

Freef & Noel's X factor aspirations make them demonstrate their formation finning.

In third, despite threatening to doctor all my entries so I didn't win again...

Quote: (Originally Posted by sadave)

Assume the position.

In second, and yes, it was a fish pond...

Quote: (Originally Posted by human)

And here is the final shot, for the scrap book, of their "PADI Home Pond" specialty cards last check off dive.

We've done first, but we have a disqualification! Smokey, page 1 rule 3. Hard, but fair.

**Freef** · 7th April 2008, 16:07

It was only after the dive that Marv realised there is no such thing as a 'neck weight' and the lads had connected two ankle weights together.*

[I actually tried to suggest this to a gobby student. They were sooooo close to falling for it].

*this entry is also self disqualified.

brockbr · 8th April 2008, 13:42

Wow - It's so cold even my bubbles are freezing and sinking to the bottom.

se2schul · 8th April 2008, 13:48

I don't understand why they insisted I wear fins

smokey · 9th April 2008, 00:01

The main reason for making Ozzy divers use a safety line when diving in the Nothern hemisphere.
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Sorry you have failed the Padi Dry Suit Cert.
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Giant steps are what you take walking on the moon.
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Sorry for the infrigement of rule 3, nobody said there were rules

Marvintpa · 12th April 2008, 23:14

This one mighta set a record for fewest entries... not a good sign... hopefully it's just the poor quality of the photo wasn't sufficiently inspirational.

And now for the winners in no particular order (actually, that's a lie, they *are* in order):

3) Brockbr and his lead balloons: "Wow - It's so cold even my bubbles are freezing and sinking to the bottom."

2) Smokey for mentioning the "P" word and not actually bashing it: "Sorry you have failed the Padi Dry Suit Cert."

1) And the winner for the 1,534th time according to my broken calculator, Ceebs with 'Bat-Marv; ner, ner, ner, ner, ner, ner, ner, nerrr, Bat-Marv'

Congratulations to all the winners, you serve as an inspriation to... just about no one, unfortunately.

Over to you Ceebs, and remember you promised us a cleavage shot.

CeeBee · 12th April 2008, 23:37

Quote: (Originally Posted by Marvintpa)

Over to you Ceebs, and remember you promised us a cleavage shot.

WoooooHoooooo....Thanks Marv, that's me all over, full of promises and low on cleavage. Picture to follow ASAP, or at least as soon as I can locate one that won't offend your tender sensibilities. In the meantime, will full frontal do?

6th April 2008, 14:58	#891 (permalink)
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6th April 2008, 22:21	#892 (permalink)
cramerdn Obey my dog! Current Rebreather/s: Evolution Dolphin Other Rebreather/s: Dolphin Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Townsville QLD Posts: 626	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. On his recent trip to Australia Marv demonstrated some of the differant tecniques used "down under". __________________ "Its better to live one day as a tiger than an entire life as a worm." "But who's ever heard of a worm skin rug?"
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6th April 2008, 23:27	#893 (permalink)
Dsix36 Going Down? Current Rebreather/s: Optima Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Deerfield Beach, Florida Posts: 1,062	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. I don't need no stinkin' gaiters! __________________ THE MORE THAT I LEARN, THE MORE THAT I STILL NEED TO LEARN!!!!!!
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7th April 2008, 16:04	#894 (permalink)
Freef Custom Title Disallowed! Current Rebreather/s: Dolphin Other Rebreather/s: Dolphin Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Land of the Freef, UK. Posts: 1,353	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. The rest of the results: Special 'can I have a green as I took the picture' award... Quote: (Originally Posted by Frankie Price) Freef & Noel's X factor aspirations make them demonstrate their formation finning. In third, despite threatening to doctor all my entries so I didn't win again... Quote: (Originally Posted by sadave) Assume the position. In second, and yes, it was a fish pond... Quote: (Originally Posted by human) And here is the final shot, for the scrap book, of their "PADI Home Pond" specialty cards last check off dive. We've done first, but we have a disqualification! Smokey, page 1 rule 3. Hard, but fair. __________________ David. Currently owner of two differently sized ankles.
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7th April 2008, 16:07	#895 (permalink)
Freef Custom Title Disallowed! Current Rebreather/s: Dolphin Other Rebreather/s: Dolphin Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Land of the Freef, UK. Posts: 1,353	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. It was only after the dive that Marv realised there is no such thing as a 'neck weight' and the lads had connected two ankle weights together.* [I actually tried to suggest this to a gobby student. They were sooooo close to falling for it]. *this entry is also self disqualified. __________________ David. Currently owner of two differently sized ankles.
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8th April 2008, 13:42	#896 (permalink)
brockbr Train Wrecked ;) Current Rebreather/s: Classic Kiss Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Alabaster, AL Posts: 270	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Wow - It's so cold even my bubbles are freezing and sinking to the bottom.
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se2schul Custom Title Allowed! Current Rebreather/s: RB80 / Clone Other Rebreather/s: RB80 / Clone Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Ottawa, Canada Posts: 105	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. I don't understand why they insisted I wear fins
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9th April 2008, 00:01	#898 (permalink)
smokey New Member Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 81	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. The main reason for making Ozzy divers use a safety line when diving in the Nothern hemisphere. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sorry you have failed the Padi Dry Suit Cert. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Giant steps are what you take walking on the moon. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sorry for the infrigement of rule 3, nobody said there were rules
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12th April 2008, 23:14	#899 (permalink)
Marvintpa Bad knees, matching brain Current Rebreather/s: Classic Kiss Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 265	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. This one mighta set a record for fewest entries... not a good sign... hopefully it's just the poor quality of the photo wasn't sufficiently inspirational. And now for the winners in no particular order (actually, that's a lie, they are in order): 3) Brockbr and his lead balloons: "Wow - It's so cold even my bubbles are freezing and sinking to the bottom." 2) Smokey for mentioning the "P" word and not actually bashing it: "Sorry you have failed the Padi Dry Suit Cert." 1) And the winner for the 1,534th time according to my broken calculator, Ceebs with 'Bat-Marv; ner, ner, ner, ner, ner, ner, ner, nerrr, Bat-Marv' Congratulations to all the winners, you serve as an inspriation to... just about no one, unfortunately. Over to you Ceebs, and remember you promised us a cleavage shot.
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