Rebreather World Caption Competition.

cramerdn · 16th March 2008, 20:57

Even though the pike and bass ran out years ago, ice fishing remains popular; catch and release only of course.

CeeBee · 16th March 2008, 21:06

Quote: (Originally Posted by cramerdn)

Even though the pike and bass ran out years ago, ice fishing remains popular; catch and release only of course.

Oh that's a corker!

'You'd look stunned as well if you'd just been tagged where he has'

**Freef** · 16th March 2008, 21:09

"He floats-he's a witch, burn him!"

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It only took Marv 3 miliseconds to realise he hadn't shut his comfort zip.

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Redneck polar bear culls-"You flap about like a seal Jim-Bob and when one comes along, punch it!"

Silent · 16th March 2008, 22:01

"The DIR Dive Police pounce when they realise Marv has red webbing and not regulation black....."

Skipbreather · 17th March 2008, 02:23

The tenders had to help Cletus out of the water because it was SO cold, his legs shrunk into his body too....

smokey · 17th March 2008, 22:25

1. On a charity walk to the South Pole one partisapent dressed in scuba equipment had to be rescued when he fell through the ice.

2. Who ate all the pies.

3. After watching the diver struggel to get out of the water for 2 hrs, his buddys felt sorry for him and decided to lend a hand.

brockbr · 17th March 2008, 22:43

Do you YIELD?

Andy M · 17th March 2008, 23:05

Quote: (Originally Posted by Freef)

No, no , no. "Fag" is a contraction of the word "Faggot".

It's either a bundle of sticks [see the Pratchet/Gaimen book Good Omens for a joke on the UK/US term]

or Fag, a junior boy who acts or acted as servant ("Fagging") to a senior boy at a British independent school [Wiki]

Reminds me of the time when I was working in the US. I asked a US colleague "Can I bum a fag?" He was completely shocked and didnt know what to say other than "errr. if you want" and hastily made an exit.

Took me a while to work out why he was so shocked

human · 18th March 2008, 02:54

We don't care, if you think that the water is to cold!!!!!! If you want your "PADI Ice Diver" card, your entire body has to be under for the required 10 seconds!

***sadave*** · 18th March 2008, 03:35

When Marvin booked his trip to the Great Barrier Reef, he didn't realise his travel agent wasn't a diver, and had sent him to the Great Barrier ice Reef in Canadia...

16th March 2008, 20:57	#841 (permalink)
cramerdn Obey my dog! Current Rebreather/s: Evolution Dolphin Other Rebreather/s: Dolphin Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Townsville QLD Posts: 613	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Even though the pike and bass ran out years ago, ice fishing remains popular; catch and release only of course. __________________ "Its better to live one day as a tiger than an entire life as a worm." "But who's ever heard of a worm skin rug?"
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16th March 2008, 21:06	#842 (permalink)
CeeBee Found pills and ate them. Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Liverpool Posts: 1,019	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Quote: (Originally Posted by cramerdn) Even though the pike and bass ran out years ago, ice fishing remains popular; catch and release only of course. Oh that's a corker! 'You'd look stunned as well if you'd just been tagged where he has' __________________ "In Ceebs We Trust. All others pay cash." Denz 1973-2007 King of the One-Liners www.justgiving.com/markginsberg1
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16th March 2008, 21:09	#843 (permalink)
Freef Custom Title Disallowed! Current Rebreather/s: Dolphin Other Rebreather/s: Dolphin Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Land of the Freef, UK. Posts: 1,356	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. "He floats-he's a witch, burn him!" ======== It only took Marv 3 miliseconds to realise he hadn't shut his comfort zip. ======== Redneck polar bear culls-"You flap about like a seal Jim-Bob and when one comes along, punch it!" __________________ David. Currently owner of two differently sized ankles. Last edited by Freef : 16th March 2008 at 21:13.
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16th March 2008, 22:01	#844 (permalink)
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17th March 2008, 02:23	#845 (permalink)
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17th March 2008, 22:25	#846 (permalink)
smokey New Member Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 81	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. 1. On a charity walk to the South Pole one partisapent dressed in scuba equipment had to be rescued when he fell through the ice. 2. Who ate all the pies. 3. After watching the diver struggel to get out of the water for 2 hrs, his buddys felt sorry for him and decided to lend a hand.
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17th March 2008, 22:43	#847 (permalink)
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17th March 2008, 23:05	#848 (permalink)
Andy M Dude Current Rebreather/s: Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Sport Kiss Home Build Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Cambridge, UK Posts: 424	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Quote: (Originally Posted by Freef) No, no , no. "Fag" is a contraction of the word "Faggot". It's either a bundle of sticks [see the Pratchet/Gaimen book Good Omens for a joke on the UK/US term] or Fag, a junior boy who acts or acted as servant ("Fagging") to a senior boy at a British independent school [Wiki] Reminds me of the time when I was working in the US. I asked a US colleague "Can I bum a fag?" He was completely shocked and didnt know what to say other than "errr. if you want" and hastily made an exit. Took me a while to work out why he was so shocked __________________ Know your PO2 at all times
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18th March 2008, 02:54	#849 (permalink)
human New Member Current Rebreather/s: Optima Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: NC Posts: 35	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. We don't care, if you think that the water is to cold!!!!!! If you want your "PADI Ice Diver" card, your entire body has to be under for the required 10 seconds! __________________ *The statistics on sanity are that one out of every* *four persons is suffering from some sort of mental* *illness. Think of your three best friends -- if* *they're okay, then it's you .*
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18th March 2008, 03:35	#850 (permalink)
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