Rebreather World Caption Competition.

Soren Thomsen · 28th July 2007, 11:02

REAL men don't get cold. They just turn blue and die...

JCdesign97 · 28th July 2007, 23:06

Alright, I guess the agreed upon three days are up and I have to pick a winner ... which is no easy feat given all of the great captions! As far as which ones made me laugh the hardest, Viscya gets honorable mention with both of his entries:

Quote: (Originally Posted by viscya)

John's first attempt was a hand held rebreather.

Quote: (Originally Posted by viscya)

I guess I picked a bad week to stop sniffing aquaseal!

Prharris was great with the "Meet the Fockers" reference:

Quote: (Originally Posted by prharris)

I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?

R. DeNiro

Previous winner Onetime gets points with:

Quote: (Originally Posted by onetime)

His "Home Alone" cash recklessly squandered on dive gear with nothing left for proper instruction, Macaulay Culkin attempts to figure it out on his own but old habits die hard.....

Diverlermentov with his first:

Quote: (Originally Posted by divelermentov)

f$%^ how do i get my tong out of the locking mechanism ?

But going strictly by what continued to be the funniest to me each time I read it just because of the obscurity and inappropriateness ... drum roll ...
I have to declare the winner as Babar with:

Quote: (Originally Posted by babar)

I love the smell of smurph in the morning

Congratulations doctor! Your turn to post ... and just remember this is the only title where questionable photos from your past are actually a good thing!!

Thanks for all the laughs ladies and gents.

babar · 29th July 2007, 00:02

You like me! You really like me! First, I'd like to thank the academy. I'd like to thank John, for the completely unexpected victory. I won, I won.

Here's my entry. I'll tell you all more about the photo later, but it is a well known Rebreather diver/writer. Let the games begin.

**Monkey** · 29th July 2007, 04:48

Ok..explain to me again why the counter lungs should not be connected to the crotch strap?

deeper · 29th July 2007, 05:42

hey man!!
i have discovered a pod of gay dolphins

decoweenie · 29th July 2007, 05:43

Quote: (Originally Posted by babar)

...it is a well known Rebreather diver/writer...

Let's see:

color of wetsuit
suicide clip
steel stage (looks like)
tank boot

I think I know who it is...

Captions:

I am glad I didn't "off-gas" into my loop, or it would have blown my CL off.
That was REALLY close, I am not diving a CCR when sharks are around anymore.
Yeick! I really need to add some padding on my "crotch floss", it already cut my suit to bits.

Johnny Christensen · 29th July 2007, 06:29

Before this dive, Paul had not realised just how scary a caustic cocktail could be.

UKSteve · 29th July 2007, 08:58

Shit.... perhaps the extra hot Vindeloo last night was not a great idea

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APD consider a law suit relating to ISC's new advertising campaign

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Rebreathers ...for SCARY diving

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Mark Chase · 29th July 2007, 10:01

Does my bum look big in this?

UKSteve · 29th July 2007, 10:48

Wow ... must have been a shit-hot dive!!

28th July 2007, 11:02	#71 (permalink)
Soren Thomsen Happy Hippo Current Rebreather/s: Not Bought Yet Other Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Not Bought Yet Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Denmark Posts: 149	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. REAL men don't get cold. They just turn blue and die... __________________ - Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse -
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28th July 2007, 23:06	#72 (permalink)
JCdesign97 My unit can beat up yours Current Rebreather/s: Optima Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: PA, USA Posts: 382	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Alright, I guess the agreed upon three days are up and I have to pick a winner ... which is no easy feat given all of the great captions! As far as which ones made me laugh the hardest, Viscya gets honorable mention with both of his entries: Quote: (Originally Posted by viscya) John's first attempt was a hand held rebreather. Quote: (Originally Posted by viscya) I guess I picked a bad week to stop sniffing aquaseal! Prharris was great with the "Meet the Fockers" reference: Quote: (Originally Posted by prharris) I have nipples Greg, could you milk me? R. DeNiro Previous winner Onetime gets points with: Quote: (Originally Posted by onetime) His "Home Alone" cash recklessly squandered on dive gear with nothing left for proper instruction, Macaulay Culkin attempts to figure it out on his own but old habits die hard..... Diverlermentov with his first: Quote: (Originally Posted by divelermentov) f$%^ how do i get my tong out of the locking mechanism ? But going strictly by what continued to be the funniest to me each time I read it just because of the obscurity and inappropriateness ... drum roll ... I have to declare the winner as Babar with: Quote: (Originally Posted by babar) I love the smell of smurph in the morning Congratulations doctor! Your turn to post ... and just remember this is the only title where questionable photos from your past are actually a good thing!! Thanks for all the laughs ladies and gents. __________________ Cheers, John Cogan
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29th July 2007, 04:48	#74 (permalink)
Monkey Supporting Member Current Rebreather/s: Megalodon Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Lauderdale By The Sea Florida Posts: 417	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Ok..explain to me again why the counter lungs should not be connected to the crotch strap?
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29th July 2007, 05:42	#75 (permalink)
deeper New Member Current Rebreather/s: Not Bought Yet Other Rebreather/s: Not Bought Yet Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: plymuff Posts: 28	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. hey man!! i have discovered a pod of gay dolphins
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29th July 2007, 05:43	#76 (permalink)
decoweenie Crash Test Dummy Current Rebreather/s: Other CCR Other Rebreather/s: Other CCR Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Cairo Posts: 5,510	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Quote: (Originally Posted by babar) ...it is a well known Rebreather diver/writer... Let's see: color of wetsuit suicide clip steel stage (looks like) tank boot I think I know who it is... Captions: I am glad I didn't "off-gas" into my loop, or it would have blown my CL off. That was REALLY close, I am not diving a CCR when sharks are around anymore. Yeick! I really need to add some padding on my "crotch floss", it already cut my suit to bits. __________________ "...after a while you get bored offering advice to a bull that like to keep butting the fence with its head rather than walking through the open gate..." - Rebreather World PM
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29th July 2007, 06:29	#77 (permalink)
Johnny Christensen Custom Title Allowed! Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Denmark Posts: 304	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Before this dive, Paul had not realised just how scary a caustic cocktail could be. __________________ www.johnnychristensen.com Wreckphotography from the cold north
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29th July 2007, 08:58	#78 (permalink)
UKSteve Steve Collard Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Vision Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Weymouth, UK Posts: 606	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Shit.... perhaps the extra hot Vindeloo last night was not a great idea **************** APD consider a law suit relating to ISC's new advertising campaign ************** Rebreathers ...for SCARY diving ****************
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29th July 2007, 10:01	#79 (permalink)
Mark Chase I go down for ages Current Rebreather/s: Classic Kiss Other Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Kent Posts: 2,690	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Does my bum look big in this? __________________ Is it supposed to make that noise ? I took my unit to the dive shop and demanded they bolt on every thing that would fit. Join my elite diving teem and get a Tshirt "Doing It Chasey"Hammerhead Eccr Advanced Diving System
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29th July 2007, 10:48	#80 (permalink)
UKSteve Steve Collard Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Vision Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Weymouth, UK Posts: 606	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Wow ... must have been a shit-hot dive!!
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