Rebreather World Caption Competition.

cramerdn · 26th July 2007, 21:02

When Ralph made the bet he was confidant it was money in the bank. No one imagined that he would come so close to swallowing an entire dry suit and then fall short of his goal.

Mark Chase · 26th July 2007, 21:08

It was a dodgy crossing and no one was making it to the deck & back alive, so John did the decent thing and puked in his own dry glove

JCdesign97 · 26th July 2007, 21:15

I figured that picture was going to be good fodder for the contest, but wow! This is going to be a hard one to pick a clear-cut winner - I've nearly p*ssed myself several times now!!

Great efforts all so far!

Leigh · 27th July 2007, 00:14

Price of a new rebreather......£5000
Price of a Mod 1 course.........£600
Expression on a newbies face when you tell him how to clear his ears......

Priceless!!

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Honesty is always the best policy. But lying is funnier.

divelermentov · 27th July 2007, 00:23

f$%^ how do i get my tong out of the locking mechanism ?

unknown to Fred his buddy had installed a chinese finger trap in his dry-glove, lucky for Fred that he didn't but his fingers into it

and thats how you my son shall have safe sex with your gf

Leigh · 27th July 2007, 00:53

See no evil.
Hear no evil.
Speak no evil.

Soren Thomsen · 27th July 2007, 14:48

After coughing up one of his lungs John finally decided it was about time to quit smoking

Soren

aquaholic · 27th July 2007, 17:33

Rule 1 of CCR diving: breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe...
.. so, now try it on the real thing.

**Freef** · 28th July 2007, 00:26

"I like divers, but I can never quite eat a whole one"

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"Quick, cut off the fingers and we can have fur lined condoms"

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The rejected Spinal Tap 'Smells Like a Glove' album cover.

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Dive boat Russian Roulette...squeeze a finger and see if his hat blows off.

tibby · 28th July 2007, 02:34

"...demonstrating our new diver keyed scr and its redundant apendeged counterlung. Note how the sixth apendage disapears on inhalation..."
Tibby

26th July 2007, 21:02	#61 (permalink)
cramerdn Obey my dog! Current Rebreather/s: Evolution Dolphin Other Rebreather/s: Dolphin Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Townsville QLD Posts: 614	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. When Ralph made the bet he was confidant it was money in the bank. No one imagined that he would come so close to swallowing an entire dry suit and then fall short of his goal. __________________ "Its better to live one day as a tiger than an entire life as a worm." "But who's ever heard of a worm skin rug?"
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26th July 2007, 21:08	#62 (permalink)
Mark Chase I go down for ages Current Rebreather/s: Classic Kiss Other Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Kent Posts: 2,694	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. It was a dodgy crossing and no one was making it to the deck & back alive, so John did the decent thing and puked in his own dry glove __________________ Is it supposed to make that noise ? I took my unit to the dive shop and demanded they bolt on every thing that would fit. Join my elite diving teem and get a Tshirt "Doing It Chasey"Hammerhead Eccr Advanced Diving System Last edited by Mark Chase : 27th July 2007 at 07:42.
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26th July 2007, 21:15	#63 (permalink)
JCdesign97 My unit can beat up yours Current Rebreather/s: Optima Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: PA, USA Posts: 383	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. I figured that picture was going to be good fodder for the contest, but wow! This is going to be a hard one to pick a clear-cut winner - I've nearly p*ssed myself several times now!! Great efforts all so far! __________________ Cheers, John Cogan
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27th July 2007, 00:14	#64 (permalink)
Leigh New Member Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Inspiration Vision Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: North Wales Posts: 13	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Price of a new rebreather......£5000 Price of a Mod 1 course.........£600 Expression on a newbies face when you tell him how to clear his ears...... Priceless!! ********************************************** Honesty is always the best policy. But lying is funnier.
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27th July 2007, 00:23	#65 (permalink)
divelermentov Nutty dentist - uwdriller Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Home Build Join Date: May 2006 Location: Auckland Posts: 636	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. f$%^ how do i get my tong out of the locking mechanism ? unknown to Fred his buddy had installed a chinese finger trap in his dry-glove, lucky for Fred that he didn't but his fingers into it and thats how you my son shall have safe sex with your gf __________________ May The Sorb Be With You
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27th July 2007, 00:53	#66 (permalink)
Leigh New Member Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Inspiration Vision Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: North Wales Posts: 13	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. See no evil. Hear no evil. Speak no evil.
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27th July 2007, 14:48	#67 (permalink)
Soren Thomsen Happy Hippo Current Rebreather/s: Not Bought Yet Other Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Not Bought Yet Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Denmark Posts: 149	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. After coughing up one of his lungs John finally decided it was about time to quit smoking Soren __________________ - Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse -
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27th July 2007, 17:33	#68 (permalink)
aquaholic hohum Current Rebreather/s: Classic Kiss Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: UK Posts: 100	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Rule 1 of CCR diving: breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe... .. so, now try it on the real thing. __________________ Trying things different to the norm is the route to a new norm.... Last edited by aquaholic : 27th July 2007 at 17:36.
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28th July 2007, 00:26	#69 (permalink)
Freef Custom Title Disallowed! Current Rebreather/s: Dolphin Other Rebreather/s: Dolphin Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Land of the Freef, UK. Posts: 1,356	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. "I like divers, but I can never quite eat a whole one" === "Quick, cut off the fingers and we can have fur lined condoms" === The rejected Spinal Tap 'Smells Like a Glove' album cover. === Dive boat Russian Roulette...squeeze a finger and see if his hat blows off. __________________ David. Currently owner of two differently sized ankles.
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28th July 2007, 02:34	#70 (permalink)
tibby untitled Current Rebreather/s: Megalodon Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: May 2007 Location: Salt Lake City, UT Posts: 342	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. "...demonstrating our new diver keyed scr and its redundant apendeged counterlung. Note how the sixth apendage disapears on inhalation..." Tibby
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