Rebreather World Caption Competition.

Skipbreather · 18th November 2007, 23:28

Many thanks for the nod, Ceebs. I am heartened your recognition of obscure bits of culture.

I turned the house upside down for hours yesterday looking for a very special pic, but no joy. Will have to go w/ this one instead…. for now…. ( no lame ‘menage a tortue’ captions

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CeeBee · 19th November 2007, 00:22

"Darling, we're the talk of the neighbourhood. Why can't we just buy a scooter like everyone else?"

Silent · 19th November 2007, 02:45

"The new truely "Silent" Submersion scooter was unveiled at Dema to stunned silence......"

"The new scooter was proving a great success except for a few customer complaints about the need for frequent food stops and surface air breaks"

"The Eco Friendly scooter might look good as far as it's carbon emmissions are concerned, but needless to say the Animal Rights campaigners were less than thrilled at the idea"

**UWSojourner** · 19th November 2007, 02:57

Turtle: "Ahhhh crap ... I bet this is just the beginning of these idiots!"

Marvintpa · 19th November 2007, 15:24

Turtle: "Midred said I was crazy for eating bean burritos for breakfast all these years. Just watch me get rid of these freeloaders."

**Freef** · 19th November 2007, 16:32

How the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were created.

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The new craze of 'dogfishing' is actually not new at all, as these 1950's pictures show*

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The first sighting of the humpback turtle.

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Fred was quite happy riding the turtle, until the militant arm of Greenpeace despatched a femme fatale to turn his tank off.

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"Look darling", said Fred "we have a hard shell and two hoses to a mouthpiece, those buggers on Rebreather World will HAVE to let us join now".

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Neil found something larger than his bike to park in Chris' bum clevage.

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"Yes dear, I can see the turtles head" said Mildred.

"I can see yours as well" said Fred, "You should have gone on the boat".

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As new divers they sadly misunderstood when told to be on the lookout for congers, and formed a caonga line instead.

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Under the Disability Discrimination Act 2005, all dive sites must provide a guide turtle for blind divers.

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The underwater version of bucking bronco never really took off.

*OK, if you really must know, 'dogging' is the practice of "tupping"** in public while others watch.

** making the beast with two backs***

*** you know, getting your oats.

colinj · 19th November 2007, 18:50

Don't keep embarrassing yourself Doris, It's over, it's been over for ages now can't you just just leave us alone.....

JCdesign97 · 19th November 2007, 19:00

"F#ck the moral of the story - the hare doesn't have to deal with sh*t like this!!"

DZLHED · 20th November 2007, 03:57

Jane remembered Dick's predive brief... " When you see me reach for the turtle's winkie with my right hand, hold on for dear life..."

**Freef** · 20th November 2007, 16:19

In her excitement at seeing Fred grab a turtle, Mildred equalised too hard and blew a hole in the top of her head.

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On hearing that the turtle was called Gavin, and he pulled divers about, GI3 had a flash of inspiration.

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Family: Cryptodires
Species: Ditwatici Tuglot
Common name: Pissed of turtle

Description: Often found in shallower, warmer waters the 'pissed off turtle' is often seen with a homo moronicus [common name: pillock] attaced to it's back. On rare occasions the male moronicus may have a female cling to him as he performs his mating ritual.

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Silent Staying Silent! Mostly... Current Rebreather/s: Other CCR Other Rebreather/s: Megalodon Ouroboros Other CCR Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Northants, UK Posts: 383	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. "The new truely "Silent" Submersion scooter was unveiled at Dema to stunned silence......" "The new scooter was proving a great success except for a few customer complaints about the need for frequent food stops and surface air breaks" "The Eco Friendly scooter might look good as far as it's carbon emmissions are concerned, but needless to say the Animal Rights campaigners were less than thrilled at the idea"
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UWSojourner Pacific Northwest Current Rebreather/s: Megalodon Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Portland Oregon Posts: 556	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Turtle: "Ahhhh crap ... I bet this is just the beginning of these idiots!"
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Marvintpa Bad knees, matching brain Current Rebreather/s: Classic Kiss Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 265	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Turtle: "Midred said I was crazy for eating bean burritos for breakfast all these years. Just watch me get rid of these freeloaders."
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Freef Custom Title Disallowed! Current Rebreather/s: Dolphin Other Rebreather/s: Dolphin Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Land of the Freef, UK. Posts: 1,356	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. How the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were created. ======== The new craze of 'dogfishing' is actually not new at all, as these 1950's pictures show* ======== The first sighting of the humpback turtle. ======== Fred was quite happy riding the turtle, until the militant arm of Greenpeace despatched a femme fatale to turn his tank off. ======== "Look darling", said Fred "we have a hard shell and two hoses to a mouthpiece, those buggers on Rebreather World will HAVE to let us join now". ======== Neil found something larger than his bike to park in Chris' bum clevage. ======== "Yes dear, I can see the turtles head" said Mildred. "I can see yours as well" said Fred, "You should have gone on the boat". ======== As new divers they sadly misunderstood when told to be on the lookout for congers, and formed a caonga line instead. ======== Under the Disability Discrimination Act 2005, all dive sites must provide a guide turtle for blind divers. ======== The underwater version of bucking bronco never really took off. OK, if you really must know, 'dogging' is the practice of "tupping"* in public while others watch. making the beast with two backs* *** you know, getting your oats. __________________ David. Currently owner of two differently sized ankles. Last edited by Freef : 19th November 2007 at 16:38. Reason: footnotes
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Freef Custom Title Disallowed! Current Rebreather/s: Dolphin Other Rebreather/s: Dolphin Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Land of the Freef, UK. Posts: 1,356	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. In her excitement at seeing Fred grab a turtle, Mildred equalised too hard and blew a hole in the top of her head. ============== On hearing that the turtle was called Gavin, and he pulled divers about, GI3 had a flash of inspiration. ============== Family: Cryptodires Species: Ditwatici Tuglot Common name: Pissed of turtle Description: Often found in shallower, warmer waters the 'pissed off turtle' is often seen with a homo moronicus [common name: pillock] attaced to it's back. On rare occasions the male moronicus may have a female cling to him as he performs his mating ritual. __________________ David. Currently owner of two differently sized ankles.
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