Rebreather World Caption Competition.

babar · 4th November 2007, 19:55

realizing what he was about to drink, he decided on sandy seawater instead

Silent · 4th November 2007, 21:28

"Well he certainly can't have enough helium in his mix if he's that narked he managed to swim past a free cold beer!"

**Freef** · 5th November 2007, 14:23

Quote: (Originally Posted by Silent)

"Well he certainly can't have enough helium in his mix if he's that narked he managed to swim past a free cold beer!"

You call THAT 'beer'. Snorkeling wuss...

**Freef** · 5th November 2007, 14:30

"Light my arse" thought Fred as he bounced off the bottom again.

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These markers are at the end of sewer outfall pipes, as everyone knows that Bud Light is weak p!ss.

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Advertising campaigns that failed no. 1:

Bud Light-so weak it waters down water.

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The new PADI narcosis simulator class in action-drink 10 of these and 4m feels like 40.

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Losing his bottle, Fred headed to the shore.

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After a beer, Fred was known to do his ostrich impression.

Drmike · 5th November 2007, 14:58

Fred diving with his bud (dy)

groan

onetime · 5th November 2007, 15:04

Reels, compass headings, bread crumbs, Bah! Empties is the way to leave a trail. Bud Light Empties is the way to insure you're not too drunk at the end of the dive to follow it home.

Silent · 5th November 2007, 16:23

Quote: (Originally Posted by Freef)

You call THAT 'beer'. Snorkeling wuss...

I was merely being generous to what the Americans call beer....

Marvintpa · 5th November 2007, 19:22

"Another bottle filled, ready for shipping."
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After righting the bottle, like any good Scotsman, McDeco tries to recover the alcohol accidentally spilled on the bottom.
___

Ok, there's the beer she was holding when she fell off the boat full of nudist cheerleaders, but where...
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*singing*
One bottle of beer on the bottom.
One bottle of beer.
If one of those bottles should happen to fall...
... so what?

CeeBee · 6th November 2007, 10:37

ALERT FOR ALL MIXED GAS DIVERS; LINK FOUND BETWEEN INCIDENCE OF NITROGEN NARCOSIS AND CONSUMPTION OF BUD-LIGHT....because you have to get narked off your tits to even consider drinking it.

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If Budweiser made pee valves....

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cramerdn · 6th November 2007, 12:03

Quote: (Originally Posted by CeeBee)

....because you have to get narked off your tits...

Not a long drop for some but much more serious for others.

4th November 2007, 19:55	#441 (permalink)
babar Curmudgeon Current Rebreather/s: Evolution Sport Kiss Other CCR Other Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Inspiration Vision Evolution Other CCR Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Southern California Posts: 420	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. realizing what he was about to drink, he decided on sandy seawater instead __________________ Babar Evolution Plus Sport kiss
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4th November 2007, 21:28	#442 (permalink)
Silent Staying Silent! Mostly... Current Rebreather/s: Other CCR Other Rebreather/s: Megalodon Ouroboros Other CCR Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Northants, UK Posts: 383	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. "Well he certainly can't have enough helium in his mix if he's that narked he managed to swim past a free cold beer!"
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5th November 2007, 14:23	#443 (permalink)
Freef Custom Title Disallowed! Current Rebreather/s: Dolphin Other Rebreather/s: Dolphin Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Land of the Freef, UK. Posts: 1,356	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Quote: (Originally Posted by Silent) "Well he certainly can't have enough helium in his mix if he's that narked he managed to swim past a free cold beer!" You call THAT 'beer'. Snorkeling wuss... __________________ David. Currently owner of two differently sized ankles.
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5th November 2007, 14:30	#444 (permalink)
Freef Custom Title Disallowed! Current Rebreather/s: Dolphin Other Rebreather/s: Dolphin Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Land of the Freef, UK. Posts: 1,356	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. "Light my arse" thought Fred as he bounced off the bottom again. ========== These markers are at the end of sewer outfall pipes, as everyone knows that Bud Light is weak p!ss. ========== Advertising campaigns that failed no. 1: Bud Light-so weak it waters down water. ========== The new PADI narcosis simulator class in action-drink 10 of these and 4m feels like 40. ========== Losing his bottle, Fred headed to the shore. ========== After a beer, Fred was known to do his ostrich impression. __________________ David. Currently owner of two differently sized ankles.
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5th November 2007, 14:58	#445 (permalink)
Drmike Custom Title Allowed! Current Rebreather/s: MK 15.X Ouroboros Other CCR Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Other CCR Home Build Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,128	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Fred diving with his bud (dy) groan __________________ Get a girlfriend you sad twat - a Rebreather is an unfaithful mistress - dont blind yourself to her faults just because she goes down on you
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5th November 2007, 15:04	#446 (permalink)
onetime Classic KISSer #138 Current Rebreather/s: Classic Kiss Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: US, NJ Posts: 669	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Reels, compass headings, bread crumbs, Bah! Empties is the way to leave a trail. Bud Light Empties is the way to insure you're not too drunk at the end of the dive to follow it home.
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5th November 2007, 16:23	#447 (permalink)
Silent Staying Silent! Mostly... Current Rebreather/s: Other CCR Other Rebreather/s: Megalodon Ouroboros Other CCR Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Northants, UK Posts: 383	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Quote: (Originally Posted by Freef) You call THAT 'beer'. Snorkeling wuss... I was merely being generous to what the Americans call beer....
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5th November 2007, 19:22	#448 (permalink)
Marvintpa Bad knees, matching brain Current Rebreather/s: Classic Kiss Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 250	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. "Another bottle filled, ready for shipping." __ After righting the bottle, like any good Scotsman, McDeco tries to recover the alcohol accidentally spilled on the bottom. ___ Ok, there's the beer she was holding when she fell off the boat full of nudist cheerleaders, but where... ___ singing One bottle of beer on the bottom. One bottle of beer. If one of those bottles should happen to fall... ... so what?
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6th November 2007, 10:37	#449 (permalink)
CeeBee Found pills and ate them. Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Liverpool Posts: 1,011	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. ALERT FOR ALL MIXED GAS DIVERS; LINK FOUND BETWEEN INCIDENCE OF NITROGEN NARCOSIS AND CONSUMPTION OF BUD-LIGHT....because you have to get narked off your tits to even consider drinking it. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ If Budweiser made pee valves.... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ __________________ "In Ceebs We Trust. All others pay cash." Denz 1973-2007 King of the One-Liners www.justgiving.com/markginsberg1 Last edited by CeeBee : 6th November 2007 at 12:17. Reason: I never realised the Yanks could spell 'light' properly...
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6th November 2007, 12:03	#450 (permalink)
cramerdn Obey my dog! Current Rebreather/s: Evolution Dolphin Other Rebreather/s: Dolphin Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Townsville QLD Posts: 523	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Quote: (Originally Posted by CeeBee) ....because you have to get narked off your tits... Not a long drop for some but much more serious for others. __________________ "Its better to live one day as a tiger than an entire life as a worm." "But who's ever heard of a worm skin rug?"
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