Rebreather World Caption Competition.

Marvintpa · 7th August 2007, 14:50

The only way he could have been more happy about finally having proof of salt water pirrana would have been surfacing WITHOUT proof of salt water...

divetheworld · 7th August 2007, 22:35

Quote: (Originally Posted by divelermentov)

well mate, not too sure, but who am i to judge,
we might have to call on Ceebe aka Doris for that

Apparently the chicks dig scars.

jhaaja · 8th August 2007, 09:49

Jippii, my first dive of the PADI Nuclear U-boat survey course is done!

decoweenie · 8th August 2007, 12:35

Nah, this explosive decompression skin bend thingie is WAY over-rated...

divelermentov · 8th August 2007, 23:44

always read the health and safety advice on you day-cream:" congratulations for purchasing victoria secrets magic day cream, the cream for the cosmoplitan man under 40 with skin of a 50 year old cucumber, this is a quality product, use as advised and read the health and safety instructions ......... product advice - victoria secrets face masks are not to be applied if ambient pressure is likely to exceed 1.020 bar"

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Dive plan

location: atlantic ocean - wreck site "Titanic"
bottum mix heliox .05%,
buttom time 2 minutes
total runtime 40years

and dave was lucky that the skipper returned after finishing his extended deco

divetheworld · 9th August 2007, 07:06

Quote: (Originally Posted by divelermentov)

Dive plan

location: atlantic ocean - wreck site "Titanic"
bottum mix heliox .05%,
buttom time 2 minutes
total runtime 40years

and dave was lucky that the skipper returned after finishing his extended deco

Did you actually run that in tables software? Thats crazy man!! LOL

divelermentov · 9th August 2007, 08:23

Quote: (Originally Posted by divetheworld)

Did you actually run that in tables software? Thats crazy man!! LOL

well i tried, but every software i have just said "exceding table limits" - i thought b...sh#^%#^%, i have paper in A0 here so heck I can print tables as large as I want.
On the other hand the DIR headquarters refused to answer my question because you cant get DIR approved caveline longer than 1500 meters, and therefore this dive was quite clearly putting every diver in the antlantic, or possibly even the pacific and the south china sea at risk.

Therefore I consulted the s(crath) y(our) a(rse) a(nd) s(ee) w(hat) h(appens) t(able) as I though it was more aprobiate than the M(ad) a(nd) s(uicidal) i(diot) table, and this is what i got out of it.

Dave O · 9th August 2007, 10:18

Actually v-planner lets you do the tables:

location: Atlantic ocean - wreck site "Titanic"
bottom mix heliox 1.0%,
bottom time 2 minutes (42 minutes to descend)
total runtime 3 days 3 hours 22 minutes

maayanh · 9th August 2007, 14:24

Quote: (Originally Posted by UWSojourner)

Death diving his yellow box ...

**Freef** · 9th August 2007, 19:43

"What do you mean Iron Maiden are on the other boat?"

7th August 2007, 14:50	#131 (permalink)
Marvintpa Bad knees, matching brain Current Rebreather/s: Classic Kiss Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 257	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. The only way he could have been more happy about finally having proof of salt water pirrana would have been surfacing WITHOUT proof of salt water...
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7th August 2007, 22:35	#132 (permalink)
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8th August 2007, 09:49	#133 (permalink)
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8th August 2007, 12:35	#134 (permalink)
decoweenie Crash Test Dummy Current Rebreather/s: Other CCR Other Rebreather/s: Other CCR Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Cairo Posts: 5,510	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Nah, this explosive decompression skin bend thingie is WAY over-rated... __________________ "...after a while you get bored offering advice to a bull that like to keep butting the fence with its head rather than walking through the open gate..." - Rebreather World PM
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8th August 2007, 23:44	#135 (permalink)
divelermentov Nutty dentist - uwdriller Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Home Build Join Date: May 2006 Location: Auckland Posts: 625	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. always read the health and safety advice on you day-cream:" congratulations for purchasing victoria secrets magic day cream, the cream for the cosmoplitan man under 40 with skin of a 50 year old cucumber, this is a quality product, use as advised and read the health and safety instructions ......... product advice - victoria secrets face masks are not to be applied if ambient pressure is likely to exceed 1.020 bar" --------------------------------------------------------------------- Dive plan location: atlantic ocean - wreck site "Titanic" bottum mix heliox .05%, buttom time 2 minutes total runtime 40years and dave was lucky that the skipper returned after finishing his extended deco __________________ May The Sorb Be With You
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9th August 2007, 07:06	#136 (permalink)
divetheworld Dive porn pimp Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Other CCR Other Rebreather/s: Not Bought Yet Inspiration Classic Inspiration Vision Classic Kiss Other CCR Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Leeds, England Posts: 1,560	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Quote: (Originally Posted by divelermentov) Dive plan location: atlantic ocean - wreck site "Titanic" bottum mix heliox .05%, buttom time 2 minutes total runtime 40years and dave was lucky that the skipper returned after finishing his extended deco Did you actually run that in tables software? Thats crazy man!! LOL __________________ Attitude and self praise is no reccomendation. Dont try to be a great man, just be a man and let history be the judge of you. CHECK OUT OUR INTERWEBS FOR CUSTOM REBREATHER UPGRADES *WWW.NARKEDAT90.CO.UK* *http://www.grpservices.com/pursuit/* Supporting Shearwater Research Products in Europe
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9th August 2007, 08:23	#137 (permalink)
divelermentov Nutty dentist - uwdriller Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Home Build Join Date: May 2006 Location: Auckland Posts: 625	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Quote: (Originally Posted by divetheworld) Did you actually run that in tables software? Thats crazy man!! LOL well i tried, but every software i have just said "exceding table limits" - i thought b...sh#^%#^%, i have paper in A0 here so heck I can print tables as large as I want. On the other hand the DIR headquarters refused to answer my question because you cant get DIR approved caveline longer than 1500 meters, and therefore this dive was quite clearly putting every diver in the antlantic, or possibly even the pacific and the south china sea at risk. Therefore I consulted the s(crath) y(our) a(rse) a(nd) s(ee) w(hat) h(appens) t(able) as I though it was more aprobiate than the M(ad) a(nd) s(uicidal) i(diot) table, and this is what i got out of it. __________________ May The Sorb Be With You
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9th August 2007, 10:18	#138 (permalink)
Dave O Wreck Diver Current Rebreather/s: Sport Kiss Classic Kiss Other Rebreather/s: Sport Kiss Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 119	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Actually v-planner lets you do the tables: location: Atlantic ocean - wreck site "Titanic" bottom mix heliox 1.0%, bottom time 2 minutes (42 minutes to descend) total runtime 3 days 3 hours 22 minutes
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9th August 2007, 14:24	#139 (permalink)
maayanh New Member Current Rebreather/s: Not Bought Yet Other Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Inspiration Vision Evolution Not Bought Yet Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 19	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Quote: (Originally Posted by UWSojourner) Death diving his yellow box ...
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