Rebreather World Caption Competition.

**Freef** · 4th August 2007, 20:21

AP Valves quickly dropped 'The Thing' of Fantastic 4 fame from their advertising.

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"What do you mean I was scalped when I bought my DUI?"

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Refusing to heed the warning when his DSMB started to change colour, he carried on diving near Sellafields out pipe.

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"I don't fancy yours much" said the skipper to the first mate.

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Knowing he'd never make the He-Man role, he opted for Skelator instead.

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Plastic surgery:not the 'before' or 'after' more the 'instead of'.

cramerdn · 5th August 2007, 00:20

People had been telling him to do it for years, but when Eddie finally did pull his head out of his ass he was surprised by some of the external evidance of his accomplisnment.

divingtoors · 6th August 2007, 15:01

"Brent... I am your father...."

onetime · 6th August 2007, 15:22

Mask squeeze? You think you've experienced mask squeeze?

or

The Contaminated water specialty course is not a place for the faint of heart.

PaulTG2 · 6th August 2007, 17:50

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Perhaps substituting the old 1st stage spring for broken OPV spring wasn't the best solution after all.
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The boom scenario took on a whole new dimension during the testing of the hydrogen diluent mix.
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John decided to add a hood to his gear list for the new pirana feeding dive he was developing for the tourists.
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Bob thought the reverse squeeze seems particularly troubling during the ascent.
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Sutty · 6th August 2007, 19:36

The "extreme tea-cosy" competition winner 2006.

PaulTG2 · 6th August 2007, 22:20

Hello,

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Field testing suggested that the new scrubber's duration was wwwaaayyy too long.
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Bob was fed-up with the charter boat's response to picking up divers after the drift dive.
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The extra time they left him drifting had finally taught John not to loose track of the anchor line on his dives.
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divelermentov · 7th August 2007, 04:15

i dont actually know what u are all going on about, he looks exactly as he always does

divetheworld · 7th August 2007, 07:02

Quote: (Originally Posted by divelermentov)

i dont actually know what u are all going on about, he looks exactly as he always does

Thanks mate, appreciate that an' all.

Not bad for a bloke my age then ??

divelermentov · 7th August 2007, 07:42

Quote: (Originally Posted by divetheworld)

Thanks mate, appreciate that an' all.

Not bad for a bloke my age then ??

well mate, not too sure, but who am i to judge,
we might have to call on Ceebe aka Doris for that

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