Rebreather World Caption Competition.

DepthCharge · 2nd August 2007, 22:25

Quote: (Originally Posted by Freef)

"I'm gonna make you squeal like a manitee, boy"

[100% recycled captions]

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"After I've introduced you to fisting, THEN you will be allowed to go dogging"

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"You were right, I used this hand last night and it DID feel like someone else was doing it"

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"Yeah, I had to go back to OC after my thumbs were amputated and I couldn't use my handsets any more"

You sick bastard

PaulTG2 · 3rd August 2007, 02:51

Hello,

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"Who on earth trained you? With your inflater hoses rigged like that you'd blow out the back side of your wet suit!"
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"Don't start bad habits like that. If you ever try rebreather diving rigged like that and press the left button on the controller you could blow the backside of your wet suit out or even blow your head off... if you're lucky you'll just end up puking in your gloves."
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-p

**Freef** · 3rd August 2007, 10:35

Quote: (Originally Posted by DepthCharge)

You sick bastard

Sorry, I didn't realise that the diver on the right really is a double thumb amputee.

Marvintpa · 3rd August 2007, 15:37

"Hey, I told you, NO RIVERDANCING IN THE RIVER."

**Freef** · 4th August 2007, 07:09

The first attempt at the 'I'm a little teapot' in a threesome. One does the handle, one does the spout, and one thumps the handle for being called short and stout.

Sutty · 4th August 2007, 17:34

Ok folks - time's up. Here are the winners in reverse order....

3rd place with a great effort

Quote: (Originally Posted by cramerdn)

Ian was happy to celabrate his celtic heritage but deep down inside he felt that the Underwater Irish Dance Cert was one of the silliest ways to finsh up his PADI Master Scuba Diver program.

2nd place, had me grinning

Quote: (Originally Posted by onetime)

Diver Joe learned three things on this dive:

1. Gear gremlins are not a myth
2. Gremlins are much bigger than he'd imagined
and 3. One of the gremlins was horny and Joe was more receptive than he ever thought he would be.

1st place goes to Brent, LMFAO!

Quote: (Originally Posted by divetheworld)

Now seeing as you've already ran out of air and if I can just get this credit card out of your pocket, I can do your PADI alternate air source cert.

Over to you mate!...

divetheworld · 4th August 2007, 18:32

Right, so the honour belongs to me.

Here it is, boys and girls. Same rules as before, end date - Sunday 12th August, that gives you one week!!
I'm waiting.

Silent · 4th August 2007, 18:49

The serious mutation effects of breathing Methox on a CCR quickly became apparent after the first test dives....

Silent · 4th August 2007, 18:53

Brent knew it had been a close shave with the speedboat on surfacing but wasn't aware of quite how close till he saw the look on the skippers face!

But at least his loop was still intact

**UWSojourner** · 4th August 2007, 20:05

Death diving his yellow box ...

2nd August 2007, 22:25	#111 (permalink)
DepthCharge New Member Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Home Build Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: upstate NY Posts: 229	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Quote: (Originally Posted by Freef) "I'm gonna make you squeal like a manitee, boy" [100% recycled captions] ================= "After I've introduced you to fisting, THEN you will be allowed to go dogging" ================= "You were right, I used this hand last night and it DID feel like someone else was doing it" ================= "Yeah, I had to go back to OC after my thumbs were amputated and I couldn't use my handsets any more" You sick bastard __________________ Later, John It's better to beg forgiveness than ask permission
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3rd August 2007, 02:51	#112 (permalink)
PaulTG2 Custom Title Allowed! Current Rebreather/s: Megalodon Classic Kiss Other Rebreather/s: Sport Kiss Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Virginia, USA Posts: 396	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Hello, =============== "Who on earth trained you? With your inflater hoses rigged like that you'd blow out the back side of your wet suit!" =============== "Don't start bad habits like that. If you ever try rebreather diving rigged like that and press the left button on the controller you could blow the backside of your wet suit out or even blow your head off... if you're lucky you'll just end up puking in your gloves." =============== -p Last edited by PaulTG2 : 3rd August 2007 at 03:40.
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3rd August 2007, 10:35	#113 (permalink)
Freef Custom Title Disallowed! Current Rebreather/s: Dolphin Other Rebreather/s: Dolphin Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Land of the Freef, UK. Posts: 1,356	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Quote: (Originally Posted by DepthCharge) You sick bastard Sorry, I didn't realise that the diver on the right really is a double thumb amputee. __________________ David. Currently owner of two differently sized ankles.
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3rd August 2007, 15:37	#114 (permalink)
Marvintpa Bad knees, matching brain Current Rebreather/s: Classic Kiss Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 250	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. "Hey, I told you, NO RIVERDANCING IN THE RIVER." Last edited by Marvintpa : 3rd August 2007 at 15:42.
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4th August 2007, 07:09	#115 (permalink)
Freef Custom Title Disallowed! Current Rebreather/s: Dolphin Other Rebreather/s: Dolphin Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Land of the Freef, UK. Posts: 1,356	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. The first attempt at the 'I'm a little teapot' in a threesome. One does the handle, one does the spout, and one thumps the handle for being called short and stout. __________________ David. Currently owner of two differently sized ankles.
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4th August 2007, 17:34	#116 (permalink)
Sutty Classic Kiss diver Current Rebreather/s: Classic Kiss Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Glossop, Derbyshire, UK Posts: 781	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Ok folks - time's up. Here are the winners in reverse order.... 3rd place with a great effort Quote: (Originally Posted by cramerdn) Ian was happy to celabrate his celtic heritage but deep down inside he felt that the Underwater Irish Dance Cert was one of the silliest ways to finsh up his PADI Master Scuba Diver program. 2nd place, had me grinning Quote: (Originally Posted by onetime) Diver Joe learned three things on this dive: 1. Gear gremlins are not a myth 2. Gremlins are much bigger than he'd imagined and 3. One of the gremlins was horny and Joe was more receptive than he ever thought he would be. 1st place goes to Brent, LMFAO! Quote: (Originally Posted by divetheworld) Now seeing as you've already ran out of air and if I can just get this credit card out of your pocket, I can do your PADI alternate air source cert. Over to you mate!... __________________ Never forget that life is a finite resource.
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4th August 2007, 18:49	#118 (permalink)
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4th August 2007, 18:53	#119 (permalink)
Silent Staying Silent! Mostly... Current Rebreather/s: Other CCR Other Rebreather/s: Megalodon Ouroboros Other CCR Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Northants, UK Posts: 383	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Brent knew it had been a close shave with the speedboat on surfacing but wasn't aware of quite how close till he saw the look on the skippers face! But at least his loop was still intact
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4th August 2007, 20:05	#120 (permalink)
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