Rebreather World Caption Competition.

se2schul · 25th June 2008, 13:48

"Most people erroneously think that the Commercial Diver Program teaches underwater welding"

Ben Field · 25th June 2008, 15:52

Give me my f****** backplate back! I can't go anywhere with my tank laying on the bottom- useless man....

or

Its supposed to have creases in it you idiot!!

CeeBee · 25th June 2008, 19:45

Quote: (Originally Posted by osiris)

Do't take it so personal, ALL my cheques bounce....

Yeah, I noticed, Ossie.

Quote: (Originally Posted by osiris)

You really ARE a short-arse, ain't you?

Now that's just rude. I'm nearly 5 foot. If I stand up really straight. In heels.

Quote: (Originally Posted by osiris)

Or waddaabouthisone?

Jeez..someone give Ozzie a note...

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"No I haven't burned a hole in them. They're Force Fins.

omech · 25th June 2008, 22:40

Quote: (Originally Posted by osiris)

Or waddaabouthisone?

WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS PISS ON THE SIDE OF MY BOAT BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BLOODY WATER?

Because, pissing in the last boat made me unpopular.

Sorry osiris, while definitely a contender, your entry is a few days belated.

osiris · 26th June 2008, 02:24

Quote: (Originally Posted by omech)

Because, pissing in the last boat made me unpopular.

Sorry osiris, while definitely a contender, your entry is a few days belated.

Always the bridemaid, never the bride.......

Chii · 26th June 2008, 15:49

The narked diver will attend the least probale shore ever imagined

cramerdn · 26th June 2008, 21:37

I am sick of you DM candidates bitching and moaning. Didn't you read the brochure, "During the PADI Divemaster program,... You complete water skills and stamina exercises, as well as training exercises that stretch your ability to organize and solve problems. You put this knowledge into action through an internship or series of practical training exercises." Now GET BACK TO WORK!!!

cramerdn · 26th June 2008, 21:44

Quote: (Originally Posted by osiris)

Always the bridemaid, never the bride.......

Well look at the bright side, you get a dress you might be able to wear again, and you don't have to explain to your mother why its not white.

divelermentov · 30th June 2008, 03:53

I hope my wife doesn't see that pic or I will have to take the washing basket on the next dive trip.
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And John learned the hard way that it is not good to operate a 7 day laundry business when you are on your own and want to go diving

__________________________________________________ ____________

and Steve was sitting on the boat looking for his backplate and wing. hmm wonder where it went

__________________________________________________ ____________

Doris's dream come true, Brent ironing her washing while she is having a GnT on the sundeck

cramerdn · 30th June 2008, 06:12

Quote: (Originally Posted by divelermentov)

...while she is having a GnT on the sundeck

Ok now you have to remember not everyone on this forum is a native english speaker, some of us are from the US. What the heck is a GnT?

Good and Tickled?
Girl not Tanned?
Grovel and Toadie?
Grease in Tushy?
Gardner in Training?
Granola and Tar?
Go in the Trampoline?

25th June 2008, 13:48	#1051 (permalink)
se2schul Custom Title Allowed! Current Rebreather/s: RB80 / Clone Other Rebreather/s: RB80 / Clone Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Ottawa, Canada Posts: 104	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. "Most people erroneously think that the Commercial Diver Program teaches underwater welding"
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25th June 2008, 15:52	#1052 (permalink)
Ben Field CK+Shearwater Current Rebreather/s: Classic Kiss Other Rebreather/s: Sport Kiss Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: London, England Posts: 1,634	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Give me my f**** backplate back! I can't go anywhere with my tank laying on the bottom- useless man.... or Its supposed to have creases in it you idiot!! __________________ Know your PPO2, Pre-breath, Use checklists, Validate cells at 6mtrs, Use pure O2 at or near surface, Use a BOV, Don't dive Solo, Change Slime and Cells as recommended by Manufacturer and RTFM!** Beware Fridge Suck! www.hugsac.org.uk
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25th June 2008, 19:45	#1053 (permalink)
CeeBee Found pills and ate them. Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Liverpool Posts: 1,019	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Quote: (Originally Posted by osiris) Do't take it so personal, ALL my cheques bounce.... Yeah, I noticed, Ossie. Quote: (Originally Posted by osiris) You really ARE a short-arse, ain't you? Now that's just rude. I'm nearly 5 foot. If I stand up really straight. In heels. Quote: (Originally Posted by osiris) Or waddaabouthisone? Jeez..someone give Ozzie a note... -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "No I haven't burned a hole in them. They're Force Fins. __________________ "In Ceebs We Trust. All others pay cash." Denz 1973-2007 King of the One-Liners www.justgiving.com/markginsberg1
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25th June 2008, 22:40	#1054 (permalink)
omech New Member Current Rebreather/s: Megalodon Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: May 2007 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 33	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Quote: (Originally Posted by osiris) Or waddaabouthisone? WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS PISS ON THE SIDE OF MY BOAT BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BLOODY WATER? Because, pissing in the last boat made me unpopular. Sorry osiris, while definitely a contender, your entry is a few days belated.
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26th June 2008, 02:24	#1055 (permalink)
osiris Custom Title Allowed! Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Sport Kiss Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Home Build Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Auckland Posts: 317	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Quote: (Originally Posted by omech) Because, pissing in the last boat made me unpopular. Sorry osiris, while definitely a contender, your entry is a few days belated. Always the bridemaid, never the bride.......
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26th June 2008, 15:49	#1056 (permalink)
Chii New Member Current Rebreather/s: Not Bought Yet Other Rebreather/s: Not Bought Yet Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: North Sweden Posts: 29	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. The narked diver will attend the least probale shore ever imagined Last edited by Chii : 26th June 2008 at 19:51.
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26th June 2008, 21:37	#1057 (permalink)
cramerdn Obey my dog! Current Rebreather/s: Evolution Dolphin Other Rebreather/s: Dolphin Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Townsville QLD Posts: 614	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. I am sick of you DM candidates bitching and moaning. Didn't you read the brochure, "During the PADI Divemaster program,... You complete water skills and stamina exercises, as well as training exercises that stretch your ability to organize and solve problems. You put this knowledge into action through an internship or series of practical training exercises." Now GET BACK TO WORK!!! __________________ "Its better to live one day as a tiger than an entire life as a worm." "But who's ever heard of a worm skin rug?" Last edited by cramerdn : 26th June 2008 at 21:45.
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26th June 2008, 21:44	#1058 (permalink)
cramerdn Obey my dog! Current Rebreather/s: Evolution Dolphin Other Rebreather/s: Dolphin Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Townsville QLD Posts: 614	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Quote: (Originally Posted by osiris) Always the bridemaid, never the bride....... Well look at the bright side, you get a dress you might be able to wear again, and you don't have to explain to your mother why its not white. __________________ "Its better to live one day as a tiger than an entire life as a worm." "But who's ever heard of a worm skin rug?"
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30th June 2008, 03:53	#1059 (permalink)
divelermentov Nutty dentist - uwdriller Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Home Build Join Date: May 2006 Location: Auckland Posts: 636	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. I hope my wife doesn't see that pic or I will have to take the washing basket on the next dive trip. __________________________________________________ _____________ And John learned the hard way that it is not good to operate a 7 day laundry business when you are on your own and want to go diving __________________________________________________ ____________ and Steve was sitting on the boat looking for his backplate and wing. hmm wonder where it went __________________________________________________ ____________ Doris's dream come true, Brent ironing her washing while she is having a GnT on the sundeck __________________ May The Sorb Be With You
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30th June 2008, 06:12	#1060 (permalink)
cramerdn Obey my dog! Current Rebreather/s: Evolution Dolphin Other Rebreather/s: Dolphin Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Townsville QLD Posts: 614	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Quote: (Originally Posted by divelermentov) ...while she is having a GnT on the sundeck Ok now you have to remember not everyone on this forum is a native english speaker, some of us are from the US. What the heck is a GnT? Good and Tickled? Girl not Tanned? Grovel and Toadie? Grease in Tushy? Gardner in Training? Granola and Tar? Go in the Trampoline? __________________ "Its better to live one day as a tiger than an entire life as a worm." "But who's ever heard of a worm skin rug?"
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