Rebreather World Caption Competition.

CeeBee · 13th June 2008, 19:41

Quote: (Originally Posted by osiris)

Rigged!

So? The cheque bounced, Ossie, and baby needs new shoes.

divelermentov · 17th June 2008, 00:50

Quote: (Originally Posted by CeeBee)

So? The cheque bounced, Ossie, and baby needs new shoes.

cheque bounced !? oh humbug I am a dentist my cheques cant bounce by definition. On the other hand I could go otno your nerves until you confess, as I am qualified for this as well

omech · 18th June 2008, 18:13

Sorry about the delay, folks. The photo I was hoping to post appears to be currently unavailable, so let's try this one of me during my OC days instead. Consider it a more advanced test of your creative captioning skills.

I'll be away for a bit so do your worst until the 23 or 24th.
owen

CeeBee · 19th June 2008, 12:44

Look Mate, you can complain all you want, but you're lucky I let you on at all. It's my boat, and this is how all the Bubblers travel to the dive site.
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'Ok Sir. Underwater inspection completed, and it looks to me like you've blown a seal.'
"No, I can assure you that's just snow on my moustache"

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"I'm pleased to tell you that you've passed the PADI 'Falling Off A Boat Course'..now just sign this credit card slip and we'll see how you do on the 'Climbing Up A Ladder' Cert"

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'Look me in the eye and then tell me it's over between us.'

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Marvintpa · 19th June 2008, 14:23

"You a little cold? Your testicle floated up over there."
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"Don't come back 'til you find some sharks, chum."
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"That's it, loop it around your neck..."

Hanssing · 20th June 2008, 15:29

Quote: (Originally Posted by Marvintpa)

"That's it, loop it around your neck..."

Care If I expand thats one:

"That's it, loop it around your neck..."

"... so when you get the hose entangled in the ladder and fall off you die quickly and well ... not pain free"

Nicolai

***sadave*** · 22nd June 2008, 12:27

Seen here is Omech demonstrating his "new and improved" way of getting back on the boat. Sit at 50msw, drop weightbelt, inflate BCD and drysuit, and you'll land on the boat. Just make sure you don't hit your head on the way up!

**Dsix36** · 22nd June 2008, 22:26

pee-valve hell, Thats my pecker frozen to the ladder!

omech · 24th June 2008, 01:23

Hmmm. Given the deadly silence, me thinks it's time for the judging. It's kind of like elementary school sports day - there's enough prizes for almost everyone to have their very own....

Honourable mention to:

Quote: (Originally Posted by Dsix36)

pee-valve hell, Thats my pecker frozen to the ladder!

An undecided Third for both of the following:

Quote: (Originally Posted by CeeBee)

'Look Mate, you can complain all you want, but you're lucky I let you on at all. It's my boat, and this is how all the Bubblers travel to the dive site.'
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'Look me in the eye and <i><b>then</b></i> tell me it's over between us.'

Second for reviving the large orange buoy references:

Quote: (Originally Posted by Marvintpa)

"You a little cold? Your testicle floated up over there."

And First, for his clairvoiance in recognizing possibly the second most unpleasant ladder worldwide (I wish I'd tried this method):

Quote: (Originally Posted by sadave)

Seen here is Omech demonstrating his "new and improved" way of getting back on the boat. Sit at 50msw, drop weightbelt, inflate BCD and drysuit, and you'll land on the boat. Just make sure you don't hit your head on the way up!

Take it away Sadave!

***sadave*** · 24th June 2008, 06:35

Yay for me... at least something good has happened this month.

Here we go...

I'll judge it over the weekend sometime... go your hardest!!!

13th June 2008, 19:41	#1031 (permalink)
CeeBee Found pills and ate them. Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Liverpool Posts: 1,014	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Quote: (Originally Posted by osiris) Rigged! So? The cheque bounced, Ossie, and baby needs new shoes. __________________ "In Ceebs We Trust. All others pay cash." Denz 1973-2007 King of the One-Liners www.justgiving.com/markginsberg1
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17th June 2008, 00:50	#1032 (permalink)
divelermentov Nutty dentist - uwdriller Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Home Build Join Date: May 2006 Location: Auckland Posts: 625	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Quote: (Originally Posted by CeeBee) So? The cheque bounced, Ossie, and baby needs new shoes. cheque bounced !? oh humbug I am a dentist my cheques cant bounce by definition. On the other hand I could go otno your nerves until you confess, as I am qualified for this as well __________________ May The Sorb Be With You
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19th June 2008, 12:44	#1034 (permalink)
CeeBee Found pills and ate them. Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Liverpool Posts: 1,014	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Look Mate, you can complain all you want, but you're lucky I let you on at all. It's my boat, and this is how all the Bubblers travel to the dive site. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'Ok Sir. Underwater inspection completed, and it looks to me like you've blown a seal.' "No, I can assure you that's just snow on my moustache" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I'm pleased to tell you that you've passed the PADI 'Falling Off A Boat Course'..now just sign this credit card slip and we'll see how you do on the 'Climbing Up A Ladder' Cert" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'Look me in the eye and then tell me it's over between us.' ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- __________________ "In Ceebs We Trust. All others pay cash." Denz 1973-2007 King of the One-Liners www.justgiving.com/markginsberg1 Last edited by CeeBee : 19th June 2008 at 14:28.
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19th June 2008, 14:23	#1035 (permalink)
Marvintpa Bad knees, matching brain Current Rebreather/s: Classic Kiss Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 257	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. "You a little cold? Your testicle floated up over there." ___ "Don't come back 'til you find some sharks, chum." ___ "That's it, loop it around your neck..."
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20th June 2008, 15:29	#1036 (permalink)
Hanssing flap-flop ..... flap-flop Current Rebreather/s: rEvo Other Rebreather/s: rEvo Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Denmark Posts: 377	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Quote: (Originally Posted by Marvintpa) "That's it, loop it around your neck..." Care If I expand thats one: "That's it, loop it around your neck..." "... so when you get the hose entangled in the ladder and fall off you die quickly and well ... not pain free" Nicolai __________________ Woohooo - I can change my rEvo! Its going to be bitchin' tricked out piece of gear
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22nd June 2008, 12:27	#1037 (permalink)
*sadave* Moderator Current Rebreather/s: Sport Kiss Other Rebreather/s: Not Bought Yet Sport Kiss Classic Kiss Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Brisbane, Queensland Posts: 1,030	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Seen here is Omech demonstrating his "new and improved" way of getting back on the boat. Sit at 50msw, drop weightbelt, inflate BCD and drysuit, and you'll land on the boat. Just make sure you don't hit your head on the way up! __________________ Wave!
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22nd June 2008, 22:26	#1038 (permalink)
Dsix36 Going Down? Current Rebreather/s: Optima Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Deerfield Beach, Florida Posts: 974	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. pee-valve hell, Thats my pecker frozen to the ladder! __________________ THE MORE THAT I LEARN, THE MORE THAT I STILL NEED TO LEARN!!!!!!
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24th June 2008, 01:23	#1039 (permalink)
omech New Member Current Rebreather/s: Megalodon Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: May 2007 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 27	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Hmmm. Given the deadly silence, me thinks it's time for the judging. It's kind of like elementary school sports day - there's enough prizes for almost everyone to have their very own.... Honourable mention to: Quote: (Originally Posted by Dsix36) pee-valve hell, Thats my pecker frozen to the ladder! An undecided Third for both of the following: Quote: (Originally Posted by CeeBee) 'Look Mate, you can complain all you want, but you're lucky I let you on at all. It's my boat, and this is how all the Bubblers travel to the dive site.' ---------- 'Look me in the eye and <i><b>then</b></i> tell me it's over between us.' Second for reviving the large orange buoy references: Quote: (Originally Posted by Marvintpa) "You a little cold? Your testicle floated up over there." And First, for his clairvoiance in recognizing possibly the second most unpleasant ladder worldwide (I wish I'd tried this method): Quote: (Originally Posted by sadave) Seen here is Omech demonstrating his "new and improved" way of getting back on the boat. Sit at 50msw, drop weightbelt, inflate BCD and drysuit, and you'll land on the boat. Just make sure you don't hit your head on the way up! Take it away Sadave!
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