Rebreather World Caption Competition.

divelermentov · 8th June 2008, 22:59

Quote: (Originally Posted by CeeBee)

I may have, but only if they are non-divers who can do plumbing, electrics, fix cars, paint and decorate. Ok the decorating's not a deal breaker, but everything else is non-negotiable.

but ofcourse sesz will be proper germans - we have ways do do all seesz singth by usin only a swiss army knife and our sharp mind and adorable witt.

but on another note - i am highly disapointed in you doris, so you have the time to see any one i willy-nilly sedn over to your place, but coming past my place for a beer you cant manage. No excuse - what do you say 21000 miles is difficult to organize - humbug - start swiming now, so we can have a beer lets say in 2011 ?

Take care babe

But now back to the competition

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The new inspo mouthpiece has reduced work of breathing considerably, however its rather large size might cause some temporary jaw lock after the dive.

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John demonstrating that he doesn't need a regulator, just insert the complete tank and open the valve, he than will regulate the ip pressure with his stomach muscles

osiris · 9th June 2008, 13:26

Ok, here's another go ( but I have a sneaking suspicion that Lermie has the inside running)

"Let's see—we'll need a fill for Pam, one for Colin, one for Jack, one for Barbara—who's the seventh of us? I've forgotten."
"George, of course," said Janet.
"I say, where's George" asked Julian. "oh, you silly billy, he's still on the floor recovering from you're kick in to his nuts" Pam said; "He doesn';t look very well at all".

"Well", said Julian, "that will teach him to steal MY sodasorb. Let's go and get some toast with lashings of jam".

osiris · 9th June 2008, 13:35

Quote: (Originally Posted by osiris)

Ok, here's another go ( but I have a sneaking suspicion that Lermie has the inside running)

"Let's see—we'll need a fill for Pam, one for Colin, one for Jack, one for Barbara—who's the seventh of us? I've forgotten."
"George, of course," said Janet.
"I say, where's George" asked Julian. "oh, you silly billy, he's still on the floor recovering from you're kick in to his nuts" Pam said; "He doesn';t look very well at all".

"Well", said Julian, "that will teach him to steal MY sodasorb. Let's go and get some toast with lashings of jam".

heh, heh got you now Christian eh? Bet you never heard of THE SECRET SEVEN did you? That's how we britischers won the second vorld vor! Well, that and lashings. Oh, and toast and jam. and the Famous Five - YES! You never heard of the famous five did you? Ahh, even more secret than the secret seven! So secret even our allies didn't know about hem. Colossus, forget about it. Enigma - didn't stand a chance. Churchill was only a model really.

CeeBee · 9th June 2008, 14:00

Quote: (Originally Posted by osiris)

heh, heh got you now Christian eh? Bet you never heard of THE SECRET SEVEN did you? That's how we britischers won the second vorld vor! Well, that and lashings. Oh, and toast and jam. and the Famous Five - YES! You never heard of the famous five did you?

You forgot the ginger beer....

Actually, most of had to learn to read first, and Janet and John was the favourite. Despite these stories being read out on live radio at 8.30am, it's safer to put a office warning on this one. To steal a quote from Mrs Trellis of North Wales, it is possible that the following clip

"has an enormous fistful of rampant innuendo rammed into every crack, but only a truly filthy-minded individual would think such a thing."

YouTube - Terry Wogan reads Radio2 Janet & John stories

divelermentov · 9th June 2008, 21:18

Quote: (Originally Posted by osiris)

heh, heh got you now Christian eh? Bet you never heard of THE SECRET SEVEN did you? That's how we britischers won the second vorld vor! Well, that and lashings. Oh, and toast and jam. and the Famous Five - YES! You never heard of the famous five did you? Ahh, even more secret than the secret seven! So secret even our allies didn't know about hem. Colossus, forget about it. Enigma - didn't stand a chance. Churchill was only a model really.

Ohhh David

you are sooo far off, I am even the official winner of the last MC on Rebreather World. Ask Ceebs, the empire lost is last fortress against the krauts.

Regarding the war - you shouldn't mention it, Doris got away with it ( on several occasions I may say), but you probably wont.
Ney I say one shall punish such empiralistic and archaic attitude.
Lets call some austrian for help. or no wait I am living in the colonies now, so I am f$^%$ I suppose.

Anyway - David how is your inpos with that sexy black cover going,
Did you submerge it ( at least in teh bath tube) so far ? Or are you still battling with Kevin's child ?

Plus David you have to learn that Ceebs aka DORIS would never do anything to hurt me - or would she ??

Have to ask John to see if he can give me any advice

osiris · 10th June 2008, 08:09

Quote: (Originally Posted by divelermentov)

Ohhh David

you are sooo far off, I am even the official winner of the last MC on Rebreather World. Ask Ceebs, the empire lost is last fortress against the krauts.

Regarding the war - you shouldn't mention it, Doris got away with it ( on several occasions I may say), but you probably wont.
Ney I say one shall punish such empiralistic and archaic attitude.
Lets call some austrian for help. or no wait I am living in the colonies now, so I am f$^%$ I suppose.

Anyway - David how is your inpos with that sexy black cover going,
Did you submerge it ( at least in teh bath tube) so far ? Or are you still battling with Kevin's child ?

Plus David you have to learn that Ceebs aka DORIS would never do anything to hurt me - or would she ??

Have to ask John to see if he can give me any advice

Christian, I assure you I follow Mr Fawlty's advice and NEVER, EVER mention the war.

From the sounds of it at least one of you is lucky Ceeb's is so far away...I wonder which one?

Inspo is looking good now - new solonoid and she's hot to trot - trying to get some pool time this week and then into the lake / sea. I'll call you...

osiris · 10th June 2008, 08:30

Quote: (Originally Posted by CeeBee)

You forgot the ginger beer....

Actually, most of had to learn to read first, and Janet and John was the favourite.
YouTube - Terry Wogan reads Radio2 Janet & John stories

Ahh, the fair Ceebs addresses moi! yes. You're right, I have to make allowances....Of course, for Christian it was more like "Max und Moritz", eh Christian?

The Ginger Beer - yes I did leave that out - didn't want to put too much pressure on the readers - they'll read all about it in the next gripping episode of the "Secret Seven Does Dallas". There will be a fair bit of innuendo in that I can tell you...

Nipetdiver · 12th June 2008, 20:19

So the winners this time are........

3rd "Hmmmmm, teach you I will, that by using The Force, make my gonads float out of my mouth I will. Yeeeeeessss!"

2nd "Come on a dive trip and get a free dental exam"

Winner "Yoda experienced an abrupt reminder to trim more next time prior to installing the Wideband"...

Thanks CeeBee an enjoyable competition and letting me Judge. Lets see what you have next Omech.

divelermentov · 12th June 2008, 21:22

Quote: (Originally Posted by Nipetdiver)

So the winners this time are........

3rd "Hmmmmm, teach you I will, that by using The Force, make my gonads float out of my mouth I will. Yeeeeeessss!"

2nd "Come on a dive trip and get a free dental exam"

Winner "Yoda experienced an abrupt reminder to trim more next time prior to installing the Wideband"...

Thanks CeeBee an enjoyable competition and letting me Judge. Lets see what you have next Omech.

Buggar and I payed her
that will teach me
lesson learned always bribe the judge never his PA

osiris · 13th June 2008, 05:58

Quote: (Originally Posted by Nipetdiver)

So the winners this time are........

3rd "Hmmmmm, teach you I will, that by using The Force, make my gonads float out of my mouth I will. Yeeeeeessss!"

2nd "Come on a dive trip and get a free dental exam"

Winner "Yoda experienced an abrupt reminder to trim more next time prior to installing the Wideband"...

Thanks CeeBee an enjoyable competition and letting me Judge. Lets see what you have next Omech.

Rigged!

8th June 2008, 22:59	#1021 (permalink)
divelermentov Nutty dentist - uwdriller Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Home Build Join Date: May 2006 Location: Auckland Posts: 646	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Quote: (Originally Posted by CeeBee) I may have, but only if they are non-divers who can do plumbing, electrics, fix cars, paint and decorate. Ok the decorating's not a deal breaker, but everything else is non-negotiable. but ofcourse sesz will be proper germans - we have ways do do all seesz singth by usin only a swiss army knife and our sharp mind and adorable witt. but on another note - i am highly disapointed in you doris, so you have the time to see any one i willy-nilly sedn over to your place, but coming past my place for a beer you cant manage. No excuse - what do you say 21000 miles is difficult to organize - humbug - start swiming now, so we can have a beer lets say in 2011 ? Take care babe But now back to the competition __________________________________________________ _____________ The new inspo mouthpiece has reduced work of breathing considerably, however its rather large size might cause some temporary jaw lock after the dive. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ John demonstrating that he doesn't need a regulator, just insert the complete tank and open the valve, he than will regulate the ip pressure with his stomach muscles __________________ May The Sorb Be With You
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9th June 2008, 13:26	#1022 (permalink)
osiris Custom Title Allowed! Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Sport Kiss Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Home Build Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Auckland Posts: 320	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Ok, here's another go ( but I have a sneaking suspicion that Lermie has the inside running) "Let's see—we'll need a fill for Pam, one for Colin, one for Jack, one for Barbara—who's the seventh of us? I've forgotten." "George, of course," said Janet. "I say, where's George" asked Julian. "oh, you silly billy, he's still on the floor recovering from you're kick in to his nuts" Pam said; "He doesn';t look very well at all". "Well", said Julian, "that will teach him to steal MY sodasorb. Let's go and get some toast with lashings of jam".
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9th June 2008, 13:35	#1023 (permalink)
osiris Custom Title Allowed! Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Sport Kiss Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Home Build Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Auckland Posts: 320	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Quote: (Originally Posted by osiris) Ok, here's another go ( but I have a sneaking suspicion that Lermie has the inside running) "Let's see—we'll need a fill for Pam, one for Colin, one for Jack, one for Barbara—who's the seventh of us? I've forgotten." "George, of course," said Janet. "I say, where's George" asked Julian. "oh, you silly billy, he's still on the floor recovering from you're kick in to his nuts" Pam said; "He doesn';t look very well at all". "Well", said Julian, "that will teach him to steal MY sodasorb. Let's go and get some toast with lashings of jam". heh, heh got you now Christian eh? Bet you never heard of THE SECRET SEVEN did you? That's how we britischers won the second vorld vor! Well, that and lashings. Oh, and toast and jam. and the Famous Five - YES! You never heard of the famous five did you? Ahh, even more secret than the secret seven! So secret even our allies didn't know about hem. Colossus, forget about it. Enigma - didn't stand a chance. Churchill was only a model really.
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9th June 2008, 21:18	#1025 (permalink)
divelermentov Nutty dentist - uwdriller Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Home Build Join Date: May 2006 Location: Auckland Posts: 646	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Quote: (Originally Posted by osiris) heh, heh got you now Christian eh? Bet you never heard of THE SECRET SEVEN did you? That's how we britischers won the second vorld vor! Well, that and lashings. Oh, and toast and jam. and the Famous Five - YES! You never heard of the famous five did you? Ahh, even more secret than the secret seven! So secret even our allies didn't know about hem. Colossus, forget about it. Enigma - didn't stand a chance. Churchill was only a model really. Ohhh David you are sooo far off, I am even the official winner of the last MC on Rebreather World. Ask Ceebs, the empire lost is last fortress against the krauts. Regarding the war - you shouldn't mention it, Doris got away with it ( on several occasions I may say), but you probably wont. Ney I say one shall punish such empiralistic and archaic attitude. Lets call some austrian for help. or no wait I am living in the colonies now, so I am f$^%$ I suppose. Anyway - David how is your inpos with that sexy black cover going, Did you submerge it ( at least in teh bath tube) so far ? Or are you still battling with Kevin's child ? Plus David you have to learn that Ceebs aka DORIS would never do anything to hurt me - or would she ?? Have to ask John to see if he can give me any advice __________________ May The Sorb Be With You
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10th June 2008, 08:09	#1026 (permalink)
osiris Custom Title Allowed! Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Sport Kiss Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Home Build Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Auckland Posts: 320	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Quote: (Originally Posted by divelermentov) Ohhh David you are sooo far off, I am even the official winner of the last MC on Rebreather World. Ask Ceebs, the empire lost is last fortress against the krauts. Regarding the war - you shouldn't mention it, Doris got away with it ( on several occasions I may say), but you probably wont. Ney I say one shall punish such empiralistic and archaic attitude. Lets call some austrian for help. or no wait I am living in the colonies now, so I am f$^%$ I suppose. Anyway - David how is your inpos with that sexy black cover going, Did you submerge it ( at least in teh bath tube) so far ? Or are you still battling with Kevin's child ? Plus David you have to learn that Ceebs aka DORIS would never do anything to hurt me - or would she ?? Have to ask John to see if he can give me any advice Christian, I assure you I follow Mr Fawlty's advice and NEVER, EVER mention the war. From the sounds of it at least one of you is lucky Ceeb's is so far away...I wonder which one? Inspo is looking good now - new solonoid and she's hot to trot - trying to get some pool time this week and then into the lake / sea. I'll call you...
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10th June 2008, 08:30	#1027 (permalink)
osiris Custom Title Allowed! Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Sport Kiss Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Home Build Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Auckland Posts: 320	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Quote: (Originally Posted by CeeBee) You forgot the ginger beer.... Actually, most of had to learn to read first, and Janet and John was the favourite. YouTube - Terry Wogan reads Radio2 Janet & John stories Ahh, the fair Ceebs addresses moi! yes. You're right, I have to make allowances....Of course, for Christian it was more like "Max und Moritz", eh Christian? The Ginger Beer - yes I did leave that out - didn't want to put too much pressure on the readers - they'll read all about it in the next gripping episode of the "Secret Seven Does Dallas". There will be a fair bit of innuendo in that I can tell you...
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12th June 2008, 20:19	#1028 (permalink)
Nipetdiver New Member Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Vision Other Rebreather/s: Inspiration Vision Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Teeside Posts: 17	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. So the winners this time are........ 3rd "Hmmmmm, teach you I will, that by using The Force, make my gonads float out of my mouth I will. Yeeeeeessss!" 2nd "Come on a dive trip and get a free dental exam" Winner "Yoda experienced an abrupt reminder to trim more next time prior to installing the Wideband"... Thanks CeeBee an enjoyable competition and letting me Judge. Lets see what you have next Omech. __________________ Nipetdiver
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12th June 2008, 21:22	#1029 (permalink)
divelermentov Nutty dentist - uwdriller Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Home Build Join Date: May 2006 Location: Auckland Posts: 646	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Quote: (Originally Posted by Nipetdiver) So the winners this time are........ 3rd "Hmmmmm, teach you I will, that by using The Force, make my gonads float out of my mouth I will. Yeeeeeessss!" 2nd "Come on a dive trip and get a free dental exam" Winner "Yoda experienced an abrupt reminder to trim more next time prior to installing the Wideband"... Thanks CeeBee an enjoyable competition and letting me Judge. Lets see what you have next Omech. Buggar and I payed her that will teach me lesson learned always bribe the judge never his PA __________________ May The Sorb Be With You
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13th June 2008, 05:58	#1030 (permalink)
osiris Custom Title Allowed! Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Sport Kiss Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Home Build Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Auckland Posts: 320	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Quote: (Originally Posted by Nipetdiver) So the winners this time are........ 3rd "Hmmmmm, teach you I will, that by using The Force, make my gonads float out of my mouth I will. Yeeeeeessss!" 2nd "Come on a dive trip and get a free dental exam" Winner "Yoda experienced an abrupt reminder to trim more next time prior to installing the Wideband"... Thanks CeeBee an enjoyable competition and letting me Judge. Lets see what you have next Omech. Rigged!
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