Rebreather World Caption Competition.

**Dsix36** · 3rd June 2008, 22:46

Damn that crotch strap!

CeeBee · 3rd June 2008, 22:47

Quote: (Originally Posted by divelermentov)

Psssst Doris not sooooo loud.

By the way your paypal payment bounced - so hey two options, either send in one of your wicked weasel bikini photos or I will have to advise Brent or John to collect the dosh

Oh wait a second - yes I just saw your funds coming thru, but why did you use my swiss no. account ?? What do you mean with the irs is listening ?

But now to serious business

I put in the Swiss account because that's where you told me to put it. I remember your words exactly. You said,

"Doris, zis iz zee Svizz account vich Mrs Lermy doesnt know about. It funds mein sheep unt vipe-clean lederhosen habit, unt does not make unt dent in das household account. Alzo, if I put down ze Darth Vader outfits as 'vorkvear', zey are tax-deductable, zo order me anozer von in fuschia" That's what you said. You know you did.

You've had all the wicked weasel photies already, so it's no use blackmailing me for anymore at the moment. Or at least give me a week or two until the weather bucks up a bit. And as for threatening to send The Heavy Mob around, I'm not scared. I saw them once at the dive show and reckon I could take them both in a fair fight. Anyway, they're probably too busy pimping dive porn to get involved, and they don't know where I live. I think that covers everything, Lermy. Be good and play nice.

**Dsix36** · 3rd June 2008, 23:35

Quote: (Originally Posted by CeeBee)

Be good and play nice.

Wrong thread for that isn't it?????????????????

omech · 4th June 2008, 00:29

Yoda experienced an abrupt reminder to trim more next time prior to installing the Wideband...

se2schul · 4th June 2008, 01:21

No, you aren't boring me.... I'm just a little bent.

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I swear I didn't take any Dramamine.

kiwi_diver · 4th June 2008, 02:12

"Hmmmmm, teach you I will, that by using The Force, make my gonads float out of my mouth I will. Yeeeeeessss!"

osiris · 5th June 2008, 09:03

The Great Explorer Christian Von Fallingbostel continued "Havung deescoveird ze ancient mummy, ve haben every testung repeated und ve haben ze data again testung und ve haben nein, ich had gesact, NEIN clue vat happning hat und ven ve hat examined Herr Mummy ein mal und kan nicht reason fur ze mummy's tote gemacht gefunden, ve hat zunk zat ze only only explanation left vas zat zees species has amused itself to death".....

divelermentov · 6th June 2008, 01:24

Quote: (Originally Posted by osiris)

The Great Explorer Christian Von Fallingbostel continued "Havung deescoveird ze ancient mummy, ve haben every testung repeated und ve haben ze data again testung und ve haben nein, ich had gesact, NEIN clue vat happning hat und ven ve hat examined Herr Mummy ein mal und kan nicht reason fur ze mummy's tote gemacht gefunden, ve hat zunk zat ze only only explanation left vas zat zees species has amused itself to death".....

Sorry David but I had to report you to the authorities, so if i hear a knock tonight at your door and two blue eyed, blonde guys in long leather coats are there - it is not the usual visit but back to the competition --------------------------------------------------- "and thats what the humpback did just before swallowing John"

osiris · 6th June 2008, 04:13

Quote: (Originally Posted by divelermentov)

Sorry David but I had to report you to the authorities, so if i hear a knock tonight at your door and two blue eyed, blonde guys in long leather coats are there - it is not the usual visit but back to the competition --------------------------------------------------- "and thats what the humpback did just before swallowing John"

Heh, heh. Actually thanks for the offer, but I already have a blonde and she's darn expensive I can tell you. Ask Ceebee if she has a possible use for them?

CeeBee · 6th June 2008, 15:42

Quote: (Originally Posted by osiris)

Ask Ceebee if she has a possible use for them?

I may have, but only if they are non-divers who can do plumbing, electrics, fix cars, paint and decorate. Ok the decorating's not a deal breaker, but everything else is non-negotiable.

3rd June 2008, 22:46	#1011 (permalink)
Dsix36 Going Down? Current Rebreather/s: Optima Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Deerfield Beach, Florida Posts: 961	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Damn that crotch strap! __________________ THE MORE THAT I LEARN, THE MORE THAT I STILL NEED TO LEARN!!!!!!
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3rd June 2008, 22:47	#1012 (permalink)
CeeBee Found pills and ate them. Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Liverpool Posts: 1,011	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Quote: (Originally Posted by divelermentov) Psssst Doris not sooooo loud. By the way your paypal payment bounced - so hey two options, either send in one of your wicked weasel bikini photos or I will have to advise Brent or John to collect the dosh Oh wait a second - yes I just saw your funds coming thru, but why did you use my swiss no. account ?? What do you mean with the irs is listening ? But now to serious business I put in the Swiss account because that's where you told me to put it. I remember your words exactly. You said, "Doris, zis iz zee Svizz account vich Mrs Lermy doesnt know about. It funds mein sheep unt vipe-clean lederhosen habit, unt does not make unt dent in das household account. Alzo, if I put down ze Darth Vader outfits as 'vorkvear', zey are tax-deductable, zo order me anozer von in fuschia" That's what you said. You know you did. You've had all the wicked weasel photies already, so it's no use blackmailing me for anymore at the moment. Or at least give me a week or two until the weather bucks up a bit. And as for threatening to send The Heavy Mob around, I'm not scared. I saw them once at the dive show and reckon I could take them both in a fair fight. Anyway, they're probably too busy pimping dive porn to get involved, and they don't know where I live. I think that covers everything, Lermy. Be good and play nice. __________________ "In Ceebs We Trust. All others pay cash." Denz 1973-2007 King of the One-Liners www.justgiving.com/markginsberg1
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3rd June 2008, 23:35	#1013 (permalink)
Dsix36 Going Down? Current Rebreather/s: Optima Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Deerfield Beach, Florida Posts: 961	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Quote: (Originally Posted by CeeBee) Be good and play nice. Wrong thread for that isn't it????????????????? __________________ THE MORE THAT I LEARN, THE MORE THAT I STILL NEED TO LEARN!!!!!!
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4th June 2008, 00:29	#1014 (permalink)
omech New Member Current Rebreather/s: Megalodon Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: May 2007 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 27	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Yoda experienced an abrupt reminder to trim more next time prior to installing the Wideband...
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4th June 2008, 01:21	#1015 (permalink)
se2schul New Member Current Rebreather/s: RB80 / Clone Other Rebreather/s: RB80 / Clone Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Ottawa, Canada Posts: 88	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. No, you aren't boring me.... I'm just a little bent. ---------------------------- I swear I didn't take any Dramamine.
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4th June 2008, 02:12	#1016 (permalink)
kiwi_diver Alias - Ray Mansell Current Rebreather/s: Other SCR Other Rebreather/s: Other SCR Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Auckland, New Zealand Posts: 157	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. "Hmmmmm, teach you I will, that by using The Force, make my gonads float out of my mouth I will. Yeeeeeessss!" __________________ Ray. == Latitude 36 South, where the deeper you dive, the warmer it gets! == Last edited by kiwi_diver : 4th June 2008 at 05:24.
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5th June 2008, 09:03	#1017 (permalink)
osiris Custom Title Allowed! Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Sport Kiss Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Home Build Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Auckland Posts: 279	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. The Great Explorer Christian Von Fallingbostel continued "Havung deescoveird ze ancient mummy, ve haben every testung repeated und ve haben ze data again testung und ve haben nein, ich had gesact, NEIN clue vat happning hat und ven ve hat examined Herr Mummy ein mal und kan nicht reason fur ze mummy's tote gemacht gefunden, ve hat zunk zat ze only only explanation left vas zat zees species has amused itself to death".....
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6th June 2008, 01:24	#1018 (permalink)
divelermentov Nutty dentist - uwdriller Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Home Build Join Date: May 2006 Location: Auckland Posts: 616	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Quote: (Originally Posted by osiris) The Great Explorer Christian Von Fallingbostel continued "Havung deescoveird ze ancient mummy, ve haben every testung repeated und ve haben ze data again testung und ve haben nein, ich had gesact, NEIN clue vat happning hat und ven ve hat examined Herr Mummy ein mal und kan nicht reason fur ze mummy's tote gemacht gefunden, ve hat zunk zat ze only only explanation left vas zat zees species has amused itself to death"..... Sorry David but I had to report you to the authorities, so if i hear a knock tonight at your door and two blue eyed, blonde guys in long leather coats are there - it is not the usual visit but back to the competition --------------------------------------------------- "and thats what the humpback did just before swallowing John" __________________ May The Sorb Be With You
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6th June 2008, 04:13	#1019 (permalink)
osiris Custom Title Allowed! Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Sport Kiss Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Home Build Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Auckland Posts: 279	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Quote: (Originally Posted by divelermentov) Sorry David but I had to report you to the authorities, so if i hear a knock tonight at your door and two blue eyed, blonde guys in long leather coats are there - it is not the usual visit but back to the competition --------------------------------------------------- "and thats what the humpback did just before swallowing John" Heh, heh. Actually thanks for the offer, but I already have a blonde and she's darn expensive I can tell you. Ask Ceebee if she has a possible use for them?
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6th June 2008, 15:42	#1020 (permalink)
CeeBee Found pills and ate them. Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Liverpool Posts: 1,011	Re: Rebreather World Caption Competition. Quote: (Originally Posted by osiris) Ask Ceebee if she has a possible use for them? I may have, but only if they are non-divers who can do plumbing, electrics, fix cars, paint and decorate. Ok the decorating's not a deal breaker, but everything else is non-negotiable. __________________ "In Ceebs We Trust. All others pay cash." Denz 1973-2007 King of the One-Liners www.justgiving.com/markginsberg1
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