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    George Bush

    A friend sent me this.. I'd thought I'd share it


    George Bush has a heart attack and dies.
    Obviously, he goes to Hell, where the Devil is waiting for him.

    "I'm not sure what to do," says the Devil. "You’re on my list,
    but I have no room for you.

    But since you definitely have to stay here, I am going to have
    to let someone else go. "I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you.
    I'll let one of them go, but you'll have to take their place. I'll even let you
    decide who leaves." George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

    The Devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a
    large pool of water. He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over.
    Such was his fate in Hell.

    "No!" George shouted. "I don't think so. I am not a good
    swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long".

    The Devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a
    sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the
    hammer, over and over, time after time.

    "No! I've got this problem with my shoulder, I would be in
    constant agony if all I could do was breaks rocks all day", commented George.

    The Devil opened the third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton
    Lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs
    staked in a spread-eagle pose.

    Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky doing what she does best.

    George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally
    said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

    The Devil smiled and said "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!"
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    Re: George Bush

    Absolutly great, I'm still laughing...:D :D

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    Re: George Bush

    HEY! I though we weren't allowed Politics on here?

    F'ing funny though.... :D

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    Re: George Bush

    Seeing Joe started telling jokes...

    A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there.

    Out of breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your
    skirts for a few minutes? I'll explain WHY later."

    The nun agreed. Just a moment later two Military Police came
    running along and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier running by
    here??"
    The nun pointed and replied, "He went that way."

    After the MP's disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her
    skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I
    don't want to go to Iraq."

    The nun said, "I think I can fully understand your fear."
    The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent,
    but you have a great pair of legs!"

    The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would
    have seen a great pair of balls...

    You see, I don' want to go to Iraq, either!

    :)

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    Re: George Bush

    Excellent...
    I'm not very good in English, but understood the both...!:D

    Bravo to you to know joking about thoses things!

    Bebert.

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    Re: George Bush

    Keep them comming :D

    Nick:p

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    Re: George Bush

    Quote Originally Posted by Nicholas von Rosen  View Original Post
    Keep them comming :D

    Nick:p
    What's about a dedicated thread?
    ;)
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    Re: George Bush

    Quote Originally Posted by Nad  View Original Post
    What's about a dedicated thread?
    ... with the option for "Ignore" when checking "New Post"... ;)

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    Re: George Bush

    Quote Originally Posted by decoweenie  View Original Post
    ... with the option for "Ignore" when checking "New Post"... ;)
    Eventually, but it could calm down some nervous members...:D

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    Re: George Bush

    Quote Originally Posted by decoweenie  View Original Post
    ... with the option for "Ignore" when checking "New Post"... ;)
    Can you not just scroll past it?

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