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    Ultimate embarrassment for Tienuts

    Tienuts has finally done it. He has managed to completely ruin himself as any kind of man for the rest of eternity.
    His girlfriend was about to die from laughter when she called me with the news this morning.
    It seems that Tienuts ran into the wall with an erection and broke his nose.
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    Re: Ultimate embarrassment for Tienuts

    Quote Originally Posted by Dsix36  View Original Post
    Tienuts has finally done it. He has managed to completely ruin himself as any kind of man for the rest of eternity.
    His girlfriend was about to die from laughter when she called me with the news this morning.
    It seems that Tienuts ran into the wall with an erection and broke his nose.
    Glad it was just his nose that was broken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Art Greenberg  View Original Post
    Glad it was just his nose that was broken.
    Apparantly that is the only thing that was long enough to reach the wall.
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    Re: Ultimate embarrassment for Tienuts

    Dude are you bored?

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    Re: Ultimate embarrassment for Tienuts

    Quote Originally Posted by Tienuts  View Original Post
    Dude are you bored?
    well without a girlfriend he has a lot of time and other things on his hands

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    Re: Ultimate embarrassment for Tienuts

    Quote Originally Posted by Dsix36  View Original Post
    Tienuts has finally done it. He has managed to completely ruin himself as any kind of man for the rest of eternity.
    His girlfriend was about to die from laughter when she called me with the news this morning.
    It seems that Tienuts ran into the wall with an erection and broke his nose.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dsix36  View Original Post
    Apparantly that is the only thing that was long enough to reach the wall.
    I like to think I am a pretty understanding woman and able to overlook certain defects however mini-penis is not one of them. So although Tienuts may have some deficits in areas such as tact, social grace, etc one area he is well lets say "gifted" is in is pants

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    Re: Ultimate embarrassment for Tienuts

    As a dyslexic I have always read it as Tiny Nuts so any one with the cahonies to choose that as a name is probably hung like a horse and got a broken nose as a result of giving the girlfriend of somone inadiquate the good time she so deserved


    Or is that just the complex plot of a porn movie I was dreeming about.


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    Re: Ultimate embarrassment for Tienuts

    Now in all deference to those with small penises, I have to say that the same exact thing happened to me but a small penis wasn't the cause. Nay it is simply too large. It happened to be a bearing wall and the house came down on top of me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onetime  View Original Post
    Now in all deference to those with small penises, I have to say that the same exact thing happened to me but a small penis wasn't the cause. Nay it is simply too large. It happened to be a bearing wall and the house came down on top of me.
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    Re: Ultimate embarrassment for Tienuts

    THIS IS WHAT YOU MEANT:

    1. When you got circumcised, did it take more than one try?
    2. Your dick's so small, you can sodomize anys.
    3. Your dick's so small, you can masturbate through the slits in a fork
    4. Your dick's so small, you rent out the Hubbell when you have to piss.
    5. Your dick's so small, bacteria laugh at it.
    6. Your dick's so small, you could screw a pasta strainer.
    7. Your dick's so small, the doctor wasn't quite sure what you were.
    8. I never knew you could have a belly button under your stomach.
    9. Your dick's so thin, I've seen paper clips wider.
    10. Your dick's so crooked, it's like a compass, it always points north.
    11. There's bread harder than your dick.
    12. Your dick's so small, you could get a B.J. from a crease in a lip.
    13. Your dick's so small, the police filed it a missing person.
    14. Your dick's so small, a cop frisks you and asks, "Sex change?"
    15. Your dick's so thin, you could turn it sideways and it'd disappear.
    16. Your dick's so thin, Calista Flockhart (Ally McBeal) is jealous.
    17. Your dick's so small, when you have sex, girls ask if it's in yet.
    18. Your dick's so ugly, it's like a pimple with a pulse.
    19. When you go swimming in cold water, does your dick get bigger?
    20. Your confusin an inch with a foot again.
    21. Your dick's so small, satisfying a woman for you is "Mission: Impossible".
    22. There's a wrinkle in your pants, you hard?
    23. How about I kick you in the nuts? That's a foot. Contrast and compare.
    24. Your dick's so small, when you were born, the doctor smacked the wrong side.
    25. Are you ever gonna get that wart lanced?
    26. What does a man with a small penis have for breakfast? (PAUSE) I dunno, what'd you have?
    27. Your dick's so thin, paper called you up and said, "YOU BASTARD!"
    28. Your dick's so small, it sleeps in a matchbox with a cotton swab pillow.
    29. Your dick's so small, you'll never be half the man your mother was.
    30. Your dick's so small, you could use a thimble and fishing line for a thong.
    31. Your dick's so small, I haven't laughed that hard since I saw your balls.
    32. Your dick's so small, your condoms look like the thumb of a latex glove.
    33. I bet you can make your dick disappear by breathing in and out.
    34. Your dick's so ugly it cries itself to sleep at night.
    35. Your dick's so small, you stand next to a light switch naked all day crying.
    36. You got less meat in your pants than there is in a vegetarian restaurant.
    37. After hours of going at it with a woman, she yawns and asks if you're done yet.
    38. Your dick's so small, it looks like one of the California raisins.
    39. Your dick must be tiny, I heard you had sex with a shower head.
    40. When you get hard it looks like a toothpick.
    41. Your dick's so thin, it represents Weight Watchers.
    42. Your dick's so ugly, they put in fields to scare away the crows.
    43. Your dick's so small, your girlfriend took it to court and they threw it out for lack of evidence.
    44. The only time you can give a woman orgasm is when you pull out your American Express.
    45. Your dick's so small, you think it's gonna explode when you cum.
    46. Your doctor called he said you had a small problem.
    47. You have to put the seat down to piss, right?
    48. The only thing your dick's bigger than is a grain of dust.
    49. Your dick's so small, you piss on your nuts.
    50. Your dick's so small, sperm's a tight squeeze.
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