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    Can the wife and the rebreather coexist?

    So I am putting the Meg together to do a little Recreational wreck diving tomorow.

    My wife is watching me lovingly assemble things in the living room and says...


    "you love that thing more than me."


    "At times" was my response......I am not sure what happend after that,I blacked out.
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    Re: Can the wife and the rebreather coexist?

    Quote Originally Posted by Monkey  View Original Post
    So I am putting the Meg together to do a little Recreational wreck diving tomorow.

    My wife is watching me lovingly assemble things in the living room and says...


    "you love that thing more than me."


    "At times" was my response......I am not sure what happend after that,I blacked out.
    Do NOT try and recover that lost memory- your brain has suppressed it for a good reason. The nightmares and occasional loss of bladder control will lessen with the passage of time.

    Go buy her something expensive, and spend some extra time trying to pretend to be interested when she talks about shoes or whatever for the next few weeks.

    Some suggestions for conversation starters:

    "Have you lost weight?"

    "Have you done something different with your hair? I really like the way it looks today!"

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    Re: Can the wife and the rebreather coexist?

    Quote Originally Posted by Monkey  View Original Post
    I am not sure what happend after that,I blacked out.
    A cast iron fry pan me thinks.

    Cheers and hope she forgives you for having a mistress,
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    Re: Can the wife and the rebreather coexist?

    First the lobster purchase and now this.

    You are on a downward spiral. You know that she will take the Meg in the divorce just out of spite now.

    Better talk to swadiver very quickly. He has 2 rebreathers and a wife also.
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    Re: Can the wife and the rebreather coexist?

    Quote Originally Posted by Dsix36  View Original Post
    First the lobster purchase and now this.


    It stings for me to say this... but there was no lobster purchase....they gave her the 40 tails for free.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 19Hunter68  View Original Post
    A cast iron fry pan me thinks.

    Alas..the only thing my wife is good at making is reservations.
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    Re: Can the wife and the rebreather coexist?

    Quote Originally Posted by Monkey  View Original Post
    ......I am not sure what happend after that,I blacked out.

    YOU DID NOT BLACK OUT......


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    Re: Can the wife and the rebreather coexist?

    I guess I'd buy her a meg right away so she can experience the joys of a mistress too.

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    Re: Can the wife and the rebreather coexist?

    No woman, no cry.

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    Re: Can the wife and the rebreather coexist?

    Happy wife, happy life.

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