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    New member of the clergy

    Just wanted to take a moment, and make a quick announcement to the SCRUBS:

    Yesterday, Ricky (aka LittleDragon on RBW) got himself ordained as a Reverend through the Universal Life Church. He may now legally perform services such as weddings, funerals, baptisms, and house blessings. Upon request, he can also absolve you of your sins - something I'm sure will be very popular with the members here.

    Please take a moment to congratulate Reverend Lebaron the next time you stop by FX.

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    Re: New member of the clergy

    Quote Originally Posted by Tienuts  View Original Post
    Just wanted to take a moment, and make a quick announcement to the SCRUBS:

    Yesterday, Ricky (aka LittleDragon on Rebreather World) got himself ordained as a Reverend through the Universal Life Church. He may now legally perform services such as weddings, funerals, baptisms, and house blessings. Upon request, he can also absolve you of your sins - something I'm sure will be very popular with the members here.

    Please take a moment to congratulate Reverend Lebaron the next time you stop by FX.

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    Re: New member of the clergy

    Holy #@*%!

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    Re: New member of the clergy

    Quote Originally Posted by Tienuts  View Original Post
    Upon request, he can also absolve you of your sins - something I'm sure will be very popular with the members here.
    Are you talking about absolution from diving related sins or...? Because if he'll hear my diving confession, it might sound something like this:

    "Bless me father for I have sinned - on three seperate occassions, I exceded the factory recommended duration of my EAC Scrubber...Twice I violated the decompression requirements on my VR3...Twice I dissassembled my Optima without disenfecting my breathing loop and counter lungs, and once I entered the water for a dive, whithout first completing all the items on my pre-breathe checklist. Additionally, on several occassions, I had inpure thought about tossing a Meg overboard."

    What kind of penances is he going to dispense...?

    Because, I suspect he might say something like this:

    "As your penence my son, complete three dives shallower than 35 feet...Complete ten hypoxic, 7 hyperoxic and 5 hypercania drills. Also, dive two complete weekends on manual oxygen addition mode and one complete dive on semi-closed mode."

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    Re: New member of the clergy

    Quote Originally Posted by sfldiver  View Original Post
    What kind of penances is he going to dispense...?

    Because, I suspect he might say something like this:

    ........"
    More like....

    "Go get me some taco's and a beer and I'll think about filling your tanks..."

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    Re: New member of the clergy

    Quote Originally Posted by Tienuts  View Original Post
    Just wanted to take a moment, and make a quick announcement to the SCRUBS:

    Yesterday, Ricky (aka LittleDragon on Rebreather World) got himself ordained as a Reverend through the Universal Life Church. He may now legally perform services such as weddings, funerals, baptisms, and house blessings. Upon request, he can also absolve you of your sins - something I'm sure will be very popular with the members here.

    Please take a moment to congratulate Reverend Lebaron the next time you stop by FX.
    reverend ricky wright?

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    Re: New member of the clergy

    Can I still call him Little Bitch, or would that be wrong? Now we have a hard hittin' bar brawlin' short arm of God diving with us? Sweet!

    Congrats Ricky!

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    Re: New member of the clergy

    Quote Originally Posted by mempilot  View Original Post
    Can I still call him Little Bitch, or would that be wrong? Now we have a hard hittin' bar brawlin' short arm of God diving with us? Sweet!

    Congrats Ricky!

    I didn't know he was hard hittin', more like gettin' hit hard

    Unless he was swinging the back of his head

    :D:DWho loves ya baby:D:D

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    Re: New member of the clergy

    Quote Originally Posted by sfldiver  View Original Post
    Are you talking about absolution from diving related sins or...? Because if he'll hear my diving confession, it might sound something like this:

    "Bless me father for I have sinned - on three seperate occassions, I exceded the factory recommended duration of my EAC Scrubber...Twice I violated the decompression requirements on my VR3...Twice I dissassembled my Optima without disenfecting my breathing loop and counter lungs, and once I entered the water for a dive, whithout first completing all the items on my pre-breathe checklist. Additionally, on several occassions, I had inpure thought about tossing a Meg overboard."

    What kind of penances is he going to dispense...?

    Because, I suspect he might say something like this:

    "As your penence my son, complete three dives shallower than 35 feet...Complete ten hypoxic, 7 hyperoxic and 5 hypercania drills. Also, dive two complete weekends on manual oxygen addition mode and one complete dive on semi-closed mode."
    I think Tim is more on the right page.

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    Re: New member of the clergy

    Quote Originally Posted by mempilot  View Original Post
    Can I still call him Little Bitch, or would that be wrong?

    Congrats Ricky!
    No you can't.... It's now Reverend Little Bitch!

    Richie

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