Optima, Megalodon, KISS, rEvo
Just wanted to take a moment, and make a quick announcement to the SCRUBS:
Yesterday, Ricky (aka LittleDragon on RBW) got himself ordained as a Reverend through the Universal Life Church. He may now legally perform services such as weddings, funerals, baptisms, and house blessings. Upon request, he can also absolve you of your sins - something I'm sure will be very popular with the members here.
Please take a moment to congratulate Reverend Lebaron the next time you stop by FX.
Defender Optima Dolphin
Originally Posted by Tienuts
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Holy #@*%!
Are you talking about absolution from diving related sins or...? Because if he'll hear my diving confession, it might sound something like this:
"Bless me father for I have sinned - on three seperate occassions, I exceded the factory recommended duration of my EAC Scrubber...Twice I violated the decompression requirements on my VR3...Twice I dissassembled my Optima without disenfecting my breathing loop and counter lungs, and once I entered the water for a dive, whithout first completing all the items on my pre-breathe checklist. Additionally, on several occassions, I had inpure thought about tossing a Meg overboard."
What kind of penances is he going to dispense...?
Because, I suspect he might say something like this:
"As your penence my son, complete three dives shallower than 35 feet...Complete ten hypoxic, 7 hyperoxic and 5 hypercania drills. Also, dive two complete weekends on manual oxygen addition mode and one complete dive on semi-closed mode."
More like....
"Go get me some taco's and a beer and I'll think about filling your tanks..."
reverend ricky wright?
Can I still call him Little Bitch, or would that be wrong? Now we have a hard hittin' bar brawlin' short arm of God diving with us? Sweet!
Congrats Ricky!
Defender Optima Dolphin
I didn't know he was hard hittin', more like gettin' hit hard
Unless he was swinging the back of his head
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I guarantee that if you CLICK HERE you will not have your view blocked by clothing
MY ADVICE AND POSTS ARE WORTH EXACTLY WHAT YOU PAID FOR THEM!!!!!!
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IS SO YESTERDAY AND I AM DONE WITH IT!!!!!
Optima, Megalodon, KISS, rEvo
I think Tim is more on the right page.
No you can't.... It's now Reverend Little Bitch!
Richie
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