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    Australian Citizenship Test

    For anyone planning on moving to Australia to enjoy our diving on a long term basis you may want to study the citizenship test :D

    I look forward to your responses...

    2007 Australian Citizenship test

    1.
    Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term "died in the arse"?
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    2. What is a
    bloody little beauty?
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    3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?
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    4. Explain the following passage: "In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo."
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    5.
    Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash?
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    6. Complete the following sentences:
    a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother ?
    b) You're going home in the back of a ?
    c) Fair crack of the ?
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    7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss
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    8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?
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    9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up on blocks"? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?
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    10.
    Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming?
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    11. What are the ingredients in a rissole?
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    12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.
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    13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke?
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    14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice?
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    15. When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?
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    16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?
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    17.
    Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?
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    18. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work"?
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    19. Who would you like to crack on to?
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    20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True Blue" Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?
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    21. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool?
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    22. What does
    sinkin piss at a mates joint and getten para mean?
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    Re: Australian Citizenship Test

    that just cracks me up.
    thanks for the laugh
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    Re: Australian Citizenship Test

    I'm speechless. If I didn't know that Acca Dacca was the best rock band of all time/space and that the correct sentence is "If this van's a rockin, don't bother knockin", I might have thought the test was for becoming a citizen of Pluto.

    I know I will never get to become a OZ citizen being that I'm a white anglo saxon, but for my own personal knowledge, is there any way to distinguish between the Bon Scott Acca Dacca and the Brian Johnson era by Aussie spelling alone?

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    Re: Australian Citizenship Test

    You left out a few........

    What do real men in Oz Drive????


    And how many Volvos is this worth????


    Nominate the 101 uses for Vegemite

    Hint: The first one is you eat it.



    What is the other name for a Chokito???


    Where do you wear a thong????


    What do you call someone with Red Hair???


    What SAUCE do you like?????


    What salt do you like on your chips????
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    21. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool?
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    Or a Boat :D
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    Re: Australian Citizenship Test

    almity1, you and DBI have inspired me:
    An AGB is had when?

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    Re: Australian Citizenship Test

    Quote Originally Posted by silent running  View Original Post
    I'm speechless. If I didn't know that Acca Dacca was the best rock band of all time/space and that the correct sentence is "If this van's a rockin, don't bother knockin", I might have thought the test was for becoming a citizen of Pluto.

    I know I will never get to become a OZ citizen being that I'm a white anglo saxon, but for my own personal knowledge, is there any way to distinguish between the Bon Scott Acca Dacca and the Brian Johnson era by Aussie spelling alone?
    the pass mark is only 60%, and you've already answered an "australian values" question so a little research might get you over the line....

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    Re: Australian Citizenship Test

    Quote Originally Posted by Rickoz  View Original Post
    Or a Boat :D
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    Or a ute...

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    Re: Australian Citizenship Test

    Quote Originally Posted by bendomatic  View Original Post
    almity1, you and DBI have inspired me:
    An AGB is had when?
    I just had a half a kilo of prawns, and I am feeling inspired with this one.

    What is the Australian method of peeling a prawn????
    (Trust me, watch a European do this)

    Do you peel the poop chute of a prawn????

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    Re: Australian Citizenship Test

    Personally I'd make any FOB decipher this. Early eighties Gold.


    here is the cheat

    WARNING: I contain occasional coarse language, extreme sexual references, nudity, and adult themes, which may offend some people - Usually churchy types.

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