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    HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

    The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington
    chemistry mid term.

    The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it
    with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have
    the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

    Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
    (absorbs heat)?

    Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas
    cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

    One student, however, wrote the following:

    First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
    need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at
    which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a
    soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As
    for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
    religions that exist in the world today.

    Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their
    religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these
    religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we
    can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they
    are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
    Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's
    Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay
    the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are
    added.

    This gives two possibilities:
    1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
    enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until
    all Hell breaks loose.

    2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
    Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes
    over.

    So which is it?

    If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year
    that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take
    into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two
    must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already
    frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen
    over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is
    therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the
    existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept
    shouting "Oh my God."

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    Superb

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    Re: had to share !!

    Quote Originally Posted by schford  View Original Post
    Superb

    No...divine!:D :D

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    Re: had to share !!

    hehehe thats funny

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    Re: had to share !!

    Sorry guys, but being German (=absolutely no sense of humour ) I did a quick search on Google, which revealed this ... Urban Legends Reference Pages: Hellfire

    Good story though & obviously much more elaborate than when it started in 1997.

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    Re: had to share !!

    Quote Originally Posted by sven  View Original Post
    Sorry guys, but being German (=absolutely no sense of humour ) ....
    Nope, I'm German, we're a funny people! :D

    No sense of humor is why we banned you to that English prison colony ... :p

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