Non ISC Checklist

Steve · 12th December 2006, 15:26

A fair while ago someone posted a copy of a Meg pre and post dive checklist that they had designed. I lost my copy in a computer changeover and can’t find the thread. Help please. There is green in it for you

dgschott · 12th December 2006, 15:41

Here it is...I Believe... ( I just wanted some green!) lol

dgschott · 12th December 2006, 15:42

And here is mine....

Skipbreather · 12th December 2006, 15:44

Quote: (Originally Posted by Steve)

A fair while ago someone posted a copy of a Meg pre and post dive checklist that they had designed. I lost my copy in a computer changeover and can’t find the thread. Help please. There is green in it for you

Anything for a guy w/ new ManBoobs!

http://www.rebreatherworld.com/megal...light=Megglogg

nmanfield · 12th December 2006, 16:02

[quote=Skipbreather;82981]Anything for a guy w/ new ManBoobs!

You see- manboobs or 'mooobs' as they are commonly called can be very attractive

Manboobs - We're Fat And We're Proud !

Steve · 12th December 2006, 16:04

Quote: (Originally Posted by Skipbreather)

Anything for a guy w/ new ManBoobs!

http://www.rebreatherworld.com/megal...light=Megglogg

Good work that man

nmanfield · 12th December 2006, 16:08

For those of us too cheap to pay for implants may i suggest the following:

You know you've dreamed of it since you were a little boy. You admired your mother's ample bosom, grew green with envy when your sister began sprouting hers, couldn't stop staring at stranger's ones (still can't, can you?), and now can't get enough of your girlfriend's/wife's ones.
I'm talkin' about Boobs! And now, thanks to the miracle that is tape, you yourself can also have this holiest of holies. In a quick 5 minutes, you will be transformed from an overweight pile of sludge, to the desire of all men all across the world.
Interested? Then read on...

The first step is to shave your chest area. This is specifically for aesthetic purposes only, as nobody wants to see nasty, hairy man-boobs. It is recommended that you have at least little buds for pecs. Being 100lbs and 6'0" ain't gonna cut it this time, pal.

Grab a full roll of clear packing tape. The tape has to be very strong, especially if you're a big tub of lard, because it'll have to be holding you up, fighting gravity and your sweat. The correct length varies depending on your size, but if you're not too large, stretching your arms out like so will probably be more than enough to do the deed. You can always grab more as necessary later one. Make sure not to let it attach to your chest yet, since it hurts like hell if it gets put on, and you try to readjust it. Trust me, I know.

Stick one end of the tape to the wall. It doesn't have to be stuck there forever, just long enough for you to roll around in it.

Step in front of the tape, so that the sticky side is directly facing your back. With your right hand, grab the free end and extend your arm, like so. Step back a bit, until you feel the tape is pressing against your back. Make sure it's firmly pressed, so it won't slide anywhere!

Bring your right hand around, so it's perpendicular to your chest, and grab the tape with your left hand. Now, squeeze your man-boobs together with your (now free) right hand, and bring your left hand down so the tape firmly tapes the boobs together in the squeezed position. Make sure your fingers get out!

Continue the taping process to your back, as far as the tape will allow. If done correctly, it should reach at least to where the free tape begins its attachment to your back.

Unhook the tape that's attached to the wall with your left hand.

Bring your left hand straight out in front of your body, and exchange the tape to your right hand. Now, with your left fingers, further squeeze your buds together, while firmly bringing the tape down across your chest with your right hand.

Bring the tape all the way to the back, or keep wrapping it until you've run out of tape. Make sure you keep taking over previously taped areas, so the tape will become stronger. Also, it'll hurt a hell of a lot less once you decide having man-boobs just isn't as fun as you thought it would be, and want to take them down.

The results should look something similar to this. Please note that if you are obese, they will look a lot more realistic. But, these are a good start. If you're skinny and want bigger boobs, work out, or get fat. Your choice.

Quietly sneak into your sister's or mum's room and steal a bra. It'll be better if you steal from your sister's, since then you can also use the same padding she does to make her boobs look bigger. If you do not yet know how to put on a bra, like all real men already should, go to google.com and search for "how to put on a bra". You'd be surprised by what you'll learn.

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU NOW HAVE MANBOOBS!

caver95 · 12th December 2006, 18:30

Sweet jesus, is that what you do when you arent diving?

Joe · 12th December 2006, 18:52

Holy crap! Talk about off topic.....

Quote: (Originally Posted by caver95)

Sweet jesus, is that what you do when you arent diving?

Andy Del · 12th December 2006, 20:18

Sheesh! I was going to derail this topic by offering my KISS checklist for a little bit of green, but that takes the cake.

Lucky I'm not at work, or the IT police would have me in the interrogation room by now...

12th December 2006, 15:26	#1 (permalink)
Steve Ladies bring a plate Current Rebreather/s: Megalodon Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Not Bought Yet Inspiration Classic Sport Kiss Classic Kiss MK 15.X Home Build Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Perth - Australia Posts: 1,126	Non ISC Checklist A fair while ago someone posted a copy of a Meg pre and post dive checklist that they had designed. I lost my copy in a computer changeover and can’t find the thread. Help please. There is green in it for you __________________ WARNING: I contain occasional coarse language, extreme sexual references, nudity, and adult themes, which may offend some people - Usually churchy types.
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12th December 2006, 15:44	#4 (permalink)
Skipbreather Reads the fine print Current Rebreather/s: Megalodon Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Not Bought Yet MK 15.X Home Build Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 584	Re: Non ISC Checklist Quote: (Originally Posted by Steve) A fair while ago someone posted a copy of a Meg pre and post dive checklist that they had designed. I lost my copy in a computer changeover and can’t find the thread. Help please. There is green in it for you Anything for a guy w/ new ManBoobs! http://www.rebreatherworld.com/megal...light=Megglogg __________________ "Entropy RULES! Enjoy the interim."
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12th December 2006, 16:04	#6 (permalink)
Steve Ladies bring a plate Current Rebreather/s: Megalodon Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Not Bought Yet Inspiration Classic Sport Kiss Classic Kiss MK 15.X Home Build Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Perth - Australia Posts: 1,126	Re: Non ISC Checklist Quote: (Originally Posted by Skipbreather) Anything for a guy w/ new ManBoobs! http://www.rebreatherworld.com/megal...light=Megglogg Good work that man __________________ WARNING: I contain occasional coarse language, extreme sexual references, nudity, and adult themes, which may offend some people - Usually churchy types.
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12th December 2006, 16:08	#7 (permalink)
nmanfield Megalegalegalegadingdong! Current Rebreather/s: Megalodon Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: May 2005 Location: Odessa, Ukraine Posts: 329	Re: Non ISC Checklist For those of us too cheap to pay for implants may i suggest the following: You know you've dreamed of it since you were a little boy. You admired your mother's ample bosom, grew green with envy when your sister began sprouting hers, couldn't stop staring at stranger's ones (still can't, can you?), and now can't get enough of your girlfriend's/wife's ones. I'm talkin' about Boobs! And now, thanks to the miracle that is tape, you yourself can also have this holiest of holies. In a quick 5 minutes, you will be transformed from an overweight pile of sludge, to the desire of all men all across the world. Interested? Then read on... The first step is to shave your chest area. This is specifically for aesthetic purposes only, as nobody wants to see nasty, hairy man-boobs. It is recommended that you have at least little buds for pecs. Being 100lbs and 6'0" ain't gonna cut it this time, pal. Grab a full roll of clear packing tape. The tape has to be very strong, especially if you're a big tub of lard, because it'll have to be holding you up, fighting gravity and your sweat. The correct length varies depending on your size, but if you're not too large, stretching your arms out like so will probably be more than enough to do the deed. You can always grab more as necessary later one. Make sure not to let it attach to your chest yet, since it hurts like hell if it gets put on, and you try to readjust it. Trust me, I know. Stick one end of the tape to the wall. It doesn't have to be stuck there forever, just long enough for you to roll around in it. Step in front of the tape, so that the sticky side is directly facing your back. With your right hand, grab the free end and extend your arm, like so. Step back a bit, until you feel the tape is pressing against your back. Make sure it's firmly pressed, so it won't slide anywhere! Bring your right hand around, so it's perpendicular to your chest, and grab the tape with your left hand. Now, squeeze your man-boobs together with your (now free) right hand, and bring your left hand down so the tape firmly tapes the boobs together in the squeezed position. Make sure your fingers get out! Continue the taping process to your back, as far as the tape will allow. If done correctly, it should reach at least to where the free tape begins its attachment to your back. Unhook the tape that's attached to the wall with your left hand. Bring your left hand straight out in front of your body, and exchange the tape to your right hand. Now, with your left fingers, further squeeze your buds together, while firmly bringing the tape down across your chest with your right hand. Bring the tape all the way to the back, or keep wrapping it until you've run out of tape. Make sure you keep taking over previously taped areas, so the tape will become stronger. Also, it'll hurt a hell of a lot less once you decide having man-boobs just isn't as fun as you thought it would be, and want to take them down. The results should look something similar to this. Please note that if you are obese, they will look a lot more realistic. But, these are a good start. If you're skinny and want bigger boobs, work out, or get fat. Your choice. Quietly sneak into your sister's or mum's room and steal a bra. It'll be better if you steal from your sister's, since then you can also use the same padding she does to make her boobs look bigger. If you do not yet know how to put on a bra, like all real men already should, go to google.com and search for "how to put on a bra". You'd be surprised by what you'll learn. CONGRATULATIONS! YOU NOW HAVE MANBOOBS! __________________ Tub 'O Lard
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12th December 2006, 18:30	#8 (permalink)
caver95 Custom Title Allowed! Current Rebreather/s: Not Bought Yet Other Rebreather/s: Megalodon Not Bought Yet Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: US Posts: 171	Re: Non ISC Checklist Sweet jesus, is that what you do when you arent diving? __________________ www.cavetek.com
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12th December 2006, 18:52	#9 (permalink)
Joe RBW Member Current Rebreather/s: Megalodon Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Florida, USA Posts: 321	Re: Non ISC Checklist Holy crap! Talk about off topic..... Quote: (Originally Posted by caver95) Sweet jesus, is that what you do when you arent diving?
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12th December 2006, 20:18	#10 (permalink)
Andy Del Classic KISSer Current Rebreather/s: Sport Kiss Classic Kiss Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Australia, Sunny Sydney Posts: 438	Re: Non ISC Checklist Sheesh! I was going to derail this topic by offering my KISS checklist for a little bit of green, but that takes the cake. Lucky I'm not at work, or the IT police would have me in the interrogation room by now... __________________ Yellow - the colour of greatness!
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