Yeah I've just made this.....

divetheworld · 30th January 2008, 08:53

PMSL

Quote: (Originally Posted by Captain Nemo)

Should stop the hic-cups

CeeBee · 30th January 2008, 09:10

Quote: (Originally Posted by CCR-Wrecker)

I figured I could help pay for my crossover by writing a manual for it and selling spare/custom parts.

Beat you to it; using all my experience as an armchair diver I have come up with....

MANUAL FOR PARKER'S PATENTED BREATHER.

1. Stick mouthpiece in gob.
2. Breath in
3. Breath out.

Updates to manual will be available to download form the Adsa home shopping website. Nectar points available.

I think that just about covers it. David, it's a good job you labelled the head on your design scheme. I wouldn't have recognised Freef as the model otherwise.

David Parker · 30th January 2008, 20:46

Nice one cee bee.

Now I have a manual I can charge 600 notes for the course. & me recons if I shove a 32% mix through the jet I could certify it for 40m.

Happy days

CeeBee · 30th January 2008, 20:52

Go all the way, Babe. Get it CE marked.

**Freef** · 31st January 2008, 20:08

The 'bag over head' design reminds me of the Sabre ELSA's I used to service.

Chris, thanks for the modelling credit. I did once model, but there were no coverings of any sort involved.

I would suggest that anyone wanting to try this Rebreather do not eat oranges immediately before diving it, especially if they are dressed for an underwater Rocky Horror show.

Stephen Milligan - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

bythesea · 31st January 2008, 20:32

Quote: (Originally Posted by Freef)

I would suggest that anyone wanting to try this Rebreather do not eat oranges immediately before diving it, especially if they are dressed for an underwater Rocky Horror show.

Stephen Milligan - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

"The victim was found submerged in a local lake dressed completely in a rubber suit and liberally slathered with KY jelly. The apparent cause of death, Erotic asphyxiation - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia resulting from placing a clear plastic bag over his head. The bag was clearly marked in several language reminding consumers that it was not a toy and that suffocation could occur if it was placed over the head. In an even more bizarre thwist it was found that the man had a rubber gag in his mouth connected to a tube of a white granular material believed to be cat box litter. No cat was found at the scene."

CCR-Wrecker · 31st January 2008, 23:42

[quote=CeeBee;165810]Beat you to it; using all my experience as an armchair diver I have come up with....

MANUAL FOR PARKER'S PATENTED BREATHER.

1. Stick mouthpiece in gob.
2. Breath in
3. Breath out.

Updates to manual will be available to download form the Adsa home shopping website. Nectar points available.
quote]

Wow, that's cold. I guess my daughter will eat next week

CeeBee · 1st February 2008, 11:01

Quote: (Originally Posted by CCR-Wrecker)

Wow, that's cold. I guess my daughter will eat next week

That's business, Baby; nothing personal.

Now I am officially the author of a rebreather manual, I expect far more respect and rep points. As you're feeling so badly done to, I have taken time out of my busy schedule to just make you aware of what may be in the pipeline for the more discerning diver.

This weekend I intend to work my way through a series of tonic water bottles for David's next project..the Schweppes BOB. But sssccchhhhh...its very hush hush. If news of it leaks, I'll know who snitched.

I also have an idea for 'The Sofnolime Tub Step Ladder'...my tub has been invaluable to me. Without it I would not have been able to decorate the Christmas tree, clean windows, or reach high shelves. It's light, virtually indestructable and a stylish accessory for any home. If it takes off, it's possibly not out of the question that I cut your daughter in on the deal once I recoup my R&D. Have your people call my people.

CCR-Wrecker · 2nd February 2008, 12:52

Quote: (Originally Posted by CeeBee)

That's business, Baby; nothing personal.

Now I am officially the author of a rebreather manual, I expect far more respect and rep points. As you're feeling so badly done to, I have taken time out of my busy schedule to just make you aware of what may be in the pipeline for the more discerning diver.

This weekend I intend to work my way through a series of tonic water bottles for David's next project..the Schweppes BOB. But sssccchhhhh...its very hush hush. If news of it leaks, I'll know who snitched.

I also have an idea for 'The Sofnolime Tub Step Ladder'...my tub has been invaluable to me. Without it I would not have been able to decorate the Christmas tree, clean windows, or reach high shelves. It's light, virtually indestructable and a stylish accessory for any home. If it takes off, it's possibly not out of the question that I cut your daughter in on the deal once I recoup my R&D. Have your people call my people.

WOW!!!

You Rock!!! I now KNOW people, important, cutting edge, trend setter people (well at least person). Taylor says "Thank you" for both..........the possible deal and my move from D lister to at least a D+ lister. Maybe now everyone will forget that unforunate "incident"

**Freef** · 2nd February 2008, 16:28

Quote: (Originally Posted by CeeBee)

I also have an idea for 'The Sofnolime Tub Step Ladder'...my tub has been invaluable to me. Without it I would not have been able to decorate the Christmas tree, clean windows, or reach high shelves. It's light, virtually indestructable and a stylish accessory for any home. If it takes off, it's possibly not out of the question that I cut your daughter in on the deal once I recoup my R&D. Have your people call my people.

It also lets you teach the top of the skirting to paint it, doesn't it?

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CeeBee Found pills and ate them. Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Liverpool Posts: 1,019	Re: Yeah I've just made this..... Quote: (Originally Posted by CCR-Wrecker) I figured I could help pay for my crossover by writing a manual for it and selling spare/custom parts. Beat you to it; using all my experience as an armchair diver I have come up with.... MANUAL FOR PARKER'S PATENTED BREATHER. 1. Stick mouthpiece in gob. 2. Breath in 3. Breath out. Updates to manual will be available to download form the Adsa home shopping website. Nectar points available. I think that just about covers it. David, it's a good job you labelled the head on your design scheme. I wouldn't have recognised Freef as the model otherwise. __________________ "In Ceebs We Trust. All others pay cash." Denz 1973-2007 King of the One-Liners www.justgiving.com/markginsberg1
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30th January 2008, 20:46	#13 (permalink)
David Parker New Member Current Rebreather/s: Dolphin Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Not Bought Yet Dolphin Home Build Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Essex Posts: 61	Re: Yeah I've just made this..... Nice one cee bee. Now I have a manual I can charge 600 notes for the course. & me recons if I shove a 32% mix through the jet I could certify it for 40m. Happy days __________________ Fuzzy & Fat
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30th January 2008, 20:52	#14 (permalink)
CeeBee Found pills and ate them. Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Liverpool Posts: 1,019	Re: Yeah I've just made this..... Go all the way, Babe. Get it CE marked. __________________ "In Ceebs We Trust. All others pay cash." Denz 1973-2007 King of the One-Liners www.justgiving.com/markginsberg1
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31st January 2008, 20:08	#15 (permalink)
Freef Custom Title Disallowed! Current Rebreather/s: Dolphin Other Rebreather/s: Dolphin Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Land of the Freef, UK. Posts: 1,356	Re: Yeah I've just made this..... The 'bag over head' design reminds me of the Sabre ELSA's I used to service. Chris, thanks for the modelling credit. I did once model, but there were no coverings of any sort involved. I would suggest that anyone wanting to try this Rebreather do not eat oranges immediately before diving it, especially if they are dressed for an underwater Rocky Horror show. Stephen Milligan - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia __________________ David. Currently owner of two differently sized ankles.
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31st January 2008, 20:32	#16 (permalink)
bythesea New Member Current Rebreather/s: Other CCR Other Rebreather/s: Other CCR Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: W.Mass, USA Posts: 74	Re: Yeah I've just made this..... Quote: (Originally Posted by Freef) I would suggest that anyone wanting to try this Rebreather do not eat oranges immediately before diving it, especially if they are dressed for an underwater Rocky Horror show. Stephen Milligan - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia "The victim was found submerged in a local lake dressed completely in a rubber suit and liberally slathered with KY jelly. The apparent cause of death, Erotic asphyxiation - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia resulting from placing a clear plastic bag over his head. The bag was clearly marked in several language reminding consumers that it was not a toy and that suffocation could occur if it was placed over the head. In an even more bizarre thwist it was found that the man had a rubber gag in his mouth connected to a tube of a white granular material believed to be cat box litter. No cat was found at the scene."
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31st January 2008, 23:42	#17 (permalink)
CCR-Wrecker Classic KISSer #276 Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Classic Kiss Other Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New York Posts: 225	Re: Yeah I've just made this..... [quote=CeeBee;165810]Beat you to it; using all my experience as an armchair diver I have come up with.... MANUAL FOR PARKER'S PATENTED BREATHER. 1. Stick mouthpiece in gob. 2. Breath in 3. Breath out. Updates to manual will be available to download form the Adsa home shopping website. Nectar points available. quote] Wow, that's cold. I guess my daughter will eat next week __________________ "I know what you'll find, it's in your mind, it's what you want to see..." Ozzy
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1st February 2008, 11:01	#18 (permalink)
CeeBee Found pills and ate them. Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Liverpool Posts: 1,019	Re: Yeah I've just made this..... Quote: (Originally Posted by CCR-Wrecker) Wow, that's cold. I guess my daughter will eat next week That's business, Baby; nothing personal. Now I am officially the author of a rebreather manual, I expect far more respect and rep points. As you're feeling so badly done to, I have taken time out of my busy schedule to just make you aware of what may be in the pipeline for the more discerning diver. This weekend I intend to work my way through a series of tonic water bottles for David's next project..the Schweppes BOB. But sssccchhhhh...its very hush hush. If news of it leaks, I'll know who snitched. I also have an idea for 'The Sofnolime Tub Step Ladder'...my tub has been invaluable to me. Without it I would not have been able to decorate the Christmas tree, clean windows, or reach high shelves. It's light, virtually indestructable and a stylish accessory for any home. If it takes off, it's possibly not out of the question that I cut your daughter in on the deal once I recoup my R&D. Have your people call my people. __________________ "In Ceebs We Trust. All others pay cash." Denz 1973-2007 King of the One-Liners www.justgiving.com/markginsberg1
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2nd February 2008, 12:52	#19 (permalink)
CCR-Wrecker Classic KISSer #276 Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Classic Kiss Other Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New York Posts: 225	Re: Yeah I've just made this..... Quote: (Originally Posted by CeeBee) That's business, Baby; nothing personal. Now I am officially the author of a rebreather manual, I expect far more respect and rep points. As you're feeling so badly done to, I have taken time out of my busy schedule to just make you aware of what may be in the pipeline for the more discerning diver. This weekend I intend to work my way through a series of tonic water bottles for David's next project..the Schweppes BOB. But sssccchhhhh...its very hush hush. If news of it leaks, I'll know who snitched. I also have an idea for 'The Sofnolime Tub Step Ladder'...my tub has been invaluable to me. Without it I would not have been able to decorate the Christmas tree, clean windows, or reach high shelves. It's light, virtually indestructable and a stylish accessory for any home. If it takes off, it's possibly not out of the question that I cut your daughter in on the deal once I recoup my R&D. Have your people call my people. WOW!!! You Rock!!! I now KNOW people, important, cutting edge, trend setter people (well at least person). Taylor says "Thank you" for both..........the possible deal and my move from D lister to at least a D+ lister. Maybe now everyone will forget that unforunate "incident" __________________ "I know what you'll find, it's in your mind, it's what you want to see..." Ozzy
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2nd February 2008, 16:28	#20 (permalink)
Freef Custom Title Disallowed! Current Rebreather/s: Dolphin Other Rebreather/s: Dolphin Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Land of the Freef, UK. Posts: 1,356	Re: Yeah I've just made this..... Quote: (Originally Posted by CeeBee) I also have an idea for 'The Sofnolime Tub Step Ladder'...my tub has been invaluable to me. Without it I would not have been able to decorate the Christmas tree, clean windows, or reach high shelves. It's light, virtually indestructable and a stylish accessory for any home. If it takes off, it's possibly not out of the question that I cut your daughter in on the deal once I recoup my R&D. Have your people call my people. It also lets you teach the top of the skirting to paint it, doesn't it? __________________ David. Currently owner of two differently sized ankles.
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