The Shearwater HUD in Pea Soup...Zero viz!

jkaterenchuk · 2nd April 2008, 11:51

Quote: (Originally Posted by UKSteve)

I'm sorry.. but this test is utterly inconclusive, simply trailer science!!

As you well know, according to CE 0104 (USN 04/01) the soup must be formulated as per BS SH1Tand has to be maintained at a constant temperature of 85 deg C (god knows what this is in deg F and frankly, who cares?!!). The test should be performed in a pressure cooker at an ambient pressure of 4 bar (equivalent to 28m soup). As the human is such a poor judge of light, photo voltaeic light sensors should be placed in the mask.

Instrumentation of pressures, temperatures and light should be calibrated before and after the test and a full test chart produced recording the consistencey of the soup as well as all other relevant parameter. Testing will be performed in the presence the soup manufacturer.

What you have produced is simply an amateurish attempt to distroy the market share of tomato and sweetcorn soup producers to gain an unfair trade advantage - some may even regard this as carpet bombing using innacurate and unrepresentative data.

Sir, I consider you a traitor to the cause!!

Steve

Its comments like this that started the Boston Tea Party. Do you want to be responsible for the Seattle Pea Soup Party? Frankly, it not my cup of tea.

John

UKSteve · 2nd April 2008, 12:03

Quote: (Originally Posted by jkaterenchuk)

Its comments like this that started the Boston Tea Party. Do you want to be responsible for the Seattle Pea Soup Party? Frankly, it not my cup of tea.

John

Steve

divetheworld · 2nd April 2008, 14:08

Quote: (Originally Posted by CeeBee)

Would you mind rephrasing that. Or at least elaborate.

Errr. Nope. Knowing the difference between bravery and stupidity generally keeps me the right side of deep shit!

***sadave*** · 2nd April 2008, 14:13

Quote: (Originally Posted by divetheworld)

Steve,

Clearly your post demonstrates your lack of knowledge of the standards. NORSOUP T/OSSR clearly indicates that BS SH1T only be used when meat products are included. We all know that you cant have pea soup without ham.

Anyone from or who has been to Adelaide, will know that without question, the only way to eat Pea Soup, is with a Balfours meat pie covered in dead horse floating in it.

For anyone who has NFI what I'm on about, take a trip to Adelaide, but if thats impractical, you might want to try this link. Pie floater - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

UKSteve · 2nd April 2008, 14:16

Could this be the first global standard for rebreathers??

S.

Silent · 2nd April 2008, 14:27

Quote: (Originally Posted by divetheworld)

Errr. Nope. Knowing the difference between bravery and stupidity generally keeps me the right side of deep shit!

But you of all people should know that as long as you're using a product which has been tested and meets BS EN ISO 4074:2002 then you shouldn't have too much to worry about....

divetheworld · 2nd April 2008, 14:31

Quote: (Originally Posted by UKSteve)

Could this be the first global standard for rebreathers??

S.

Good idea. Shame the colonials wont go for Imperial rule again while we're at it.

**sfldiver** · 2nd April 2008, 14:32

Quote: (Originally Posted by UKSteve)

Could this be the first global standard for rebreathers??

S.

From now on, all manufacturers should design the intensity of thier HUD'S to, at a minimum, pass the GILL PEA SOUP Test! Bravo Gill for setting the bar and creating the "first global standard" for HUD design!

I'm definitely stopping by the supermarket this evening and picking up a few cans of split pea soup and putting my Hammerhead HUD to the test - What's the recommended brand - Cambell's or Progressive?

UKSteve · 2nd April 2008, 14:36

Quote: (Originally Posted by sfldiver)

What's the recommended brand - Cambell's or Progressive?

Geez...here we go again!! You can't just use ANY soup... it has to be a carefully calibrated soup available only to test houses at a very special rate. you really should try to get current on the BS H1T protocols!!

IKM · 2nd April 2008, 14:39

Quote: (Originally Posted by sadave)

Anyone from or who has been to Adelaide, will know that without question, the only way to eat Pea Soup, is with a Balfours meat pie covered in dead horse floating in it.

For anyone who has NFI what I'm on about, take a trip to Adelaide, but if thats impractical, you might want to try this link. Pie floater - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Now I've almost had enough Bundy to think that maybe we need to test the Aussie version and see if the HUD will work while immersed in such a delicacy.

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jkaterenchuk . Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Megalodon Classic Kiss Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: May 2006 Location: Lititz, PA Posts: 813	Re: The Shearwater HUD in Pea Soup...Zero viz! Quote: (Originally Posted by UKSteve) I'm sorry.. but this test is utterly inconclusive, simply trailer science!! As you well know, according to CE 0104 (USN 04/01) the soup must be formulated as per BS SH1Tand has to be maintained at a constant temperature of 85 deg C (god knows what this is in deg F and frankly, who cares?!!). The test should be performed in a pressure cooker at an ambient pressure of 4 bar (equivalent to 28m soup). As the human is such a poor judge of light, photo voltaeic light sensors should be placed in the mask. Instrumentation of pressures, temperatures and light should be calibrated before and after the test and a full test chart produced recording the consistencey of the soup as well as all other relevant parameter. Testing will be performed in the presence the soup manufacturer. What you have produced is simply an amateurish attempt to distroy the market share of tomato and sweetcorn soup producers to gain an unfair trade advantage - some may even regard this as carpet bombing using innacurate and unrepresentative data. Sir, I consider you a traitor to the cause!! Steve Its comments like this that started the Boston Tea Party. Do you want to be responsible for the Seattle Pea Soup Party? Frankly, it not my cup of tea. John
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2nd April 2008, 12:03	#22 (permalink)
UKSteve Steve Collard Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Vision Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Weymouth, UK Posts: 606	Re: The Shearwater HUD in Pea Soup...Zero viz! Quote: (Originally Posted by jkaterenchuk) Its comments like this that started the Boston Tea Party. Do you want to be responsible for the Seattle Pea Soup Party? Frankly, it not my cup of tea. John Steve
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*sadave* Couldn't be bothered... Current Rebreather/s: Sport Kiss Other Rebreather/s: Not Bought Yet Classic Kiss Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Brisbane, Queensland Posts: 1,053	Re: The Shearwater HUD in Pea Soup...Zero viz! Quote: (Originally Posted by divetheworld) Steve, Clearly your post demonstrates your lack of knowledge of the standards. NORSOUP T/OSSR clearly indicates that BS SH1T only be used when meat products are included. We all know that you cant have pea soup without ham. Anyone from or who has been to Adelaide, will know that without question, the only way to eat Pea Soup, is with a Balfours meat pie covered in dead horse floating in it. For anyone who has NFI what I'm on about, take a trip to Adelaide, but if thats impractical, you might want to try this link. Pie floater - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia __________________ Wave!
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UKSteve Steve Collard Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Vision Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Weymouth, UK Posts: 606	Re: The Shearwater HUD in Pea Soup...Zero viz! Quote: (Originally Posted by sfldiver) What's the recommended brand - Cambell's or Progressive? Geez...here we go again!! You can't just use ANY soup... it has to be a carefully calibrated soup available only to test houses at a very special rate. you really should try to get current on the BS H1T protocols!!
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