help needed

Drmike · 4th March 2008, 11:14

Wonder if anyone can help with a translation of this post from a swedish site.

Sv: Inte guds bästa barn...

apparently its not very flattering

Perhaps the author 'RogerIngbo' could do me the honour of translating it for me?

mik · 4th March 2008, 11:42

I paraphrase from an online translator. "Stumbling buffoon" seemed to be attributed to someone who did his Orobouros course in England then went straight to a liveaboard in the Red Sea. "Stumbling" recently went to a cave in Thailand where he dived to 200m on a machine he had been certified on for 2 weeks. Then some nonsense about DIR being the answer for him.

Drmike · 4th March 2008, 11:58

Quote: (Originally Posted by mik)

I paraphrase from an online translator. "Stumbling buffoon" seemed to be attributed to someone who did his Orobouros course in England then went straight to a liveaboard in the Red Sea. "Stumbling" recently went to a cave in Thailand where he dived to 200m on a machine he had been certified on for 2 weeks. Then some nonsense about DIR being the answer for him.

thanks, my google translator keeps telling me im trying to download a virus??

Interesting (ok, not really) Didnt realise I wasnt allowed to go diving in the Red Sea after my course

and it was 191m not 200m.

wonder why Roger thinks Im a stumbling bafoon? Arogant a55hole, Intolerant bigott - I get, but my sense of balance is quite good (years of martial arts) and Im not known for clumsiness...

***Beanie*** · 4th March 2008, 12:03

Quote: (Originally Posted by Drmike)

thanks, my google translator keeps telling me im trying to download a virus??

Interesting (ok, not really) Didnt realise I wasnt allowed to go diving in the Red Sea after my course

and it was 191m not 200m.

wonder why Roger thinks Im a stumbling bafoon? Arogant a55hole, Intolerant bigott - I get, but my sense of balance is quite good (years of martial arts) and Im not known for clumsiness...

How dare you dive your unit after your course, do you think your qualification qualifies you to dive it

Maybe stumbling bafoon is the description of someone suffering as a result of Isobaric Counter Diffusion?

Johnny Christensen · 4th March 2008, 12:31

Picking out little quotes here and there, you can make it say anything you want.
So to get a sense of what is being said, translating roughly 70% of a single post is not really showing the picture.

Mdemon · 4th March 2008, 12:40

"Stumbling buffoon" - LMAO!

Maybe it's because "you eez crazy"?

rogeringebo · 4th March 2008, 12:50

Ha ha, this just brakes me up

Some ****** is trying to turn people against me that I respect.
I know what its all about and lets say it is personal.

Please let me translate for you (tread is about CCR, DIR and the ususal crap) It was written more than 18 moths ago...

I wrote
That guy is a clown (Mike) that I dont believe have the right attitude for CCR diving.
He did his Boris course in the UK ..then went to the Red Sea for a live aboard and then did 200m in a cave in Thailand on a rebreather he was certified on for 2 weeks.
Maybe DIR is a way he can apply on his diving...It might be the answer for him.

So why did I write this?
I wrote it on a forum before I knew Mike even a little bit. I was told he was a beginner that did a Boris course and and then went to 200m in Sra Kaew.
I thought that was rather stupid and put that in the post. I was wrong and I was missinformed greatly.
I have friends that used to dive with Mike at times out of KL and Singapore and they corrected me.
Anyhow I should not have put my nose where it did not belong but that is a curse that forums on internet put on most of us sometimes.
A friend of mine died on CCR and I get mad when people dive way over their head with out proper training and experience. Now this was not the case it turned out.
I have the highest respect for Mikes experience and knowledge as I am sure he know by now. Why else would I ask him for advice on po2 choices sub 100m and asking if he would like to join us on deep expeditions?
This makes me look like a ass and I guess I just have to chew it up like a man an say I was an missinformed idiot.
Dont write stuff on the net you might regret. Note to self!

I dare the person that started this shit storm to come to me with the problems they might have. Try to be a man about it and not a snitching little girl.
I dont like to do my dirty laundry on forums any more ( i have learned from mine and others mistakes)

regards
Roger Ingebo

Drmike · 4th March 2008, 12:59

Quote: (Originally Posted by rogeringebo)

Ha ha, this just brakes me up

Some ****** is trying to turn people against me that I respect.
I know what its all about and lets say it is personal.

Please let me translate for you (tread is about CCR, DIR and the ususal crap) It was written more than 18 moths ago...

I wrote
That guy is a clown (Mike) that I dont believe have the right attitude for CCR diving.
He did his Boris course in the UK ..then went to the Red Sea for a live aboard and then did 200m in a cave in Thailand on a rebreather he was certified on for 2 weeks.
Maybe DIR is a way he can apply on his diving...It might be the answer for him.

So why did I write this?
I wrote it on a forum before I knew Mike even a little bit. I was told he was a beginner that did a Boris course and and then went to 200m in Sra Kaew.
I thought that was rather stupid and put that in the post. I was wrong and I was missinformed greatly.
I have friends that used to dive with Mike at times out of KL and Singapore and they corrected me.
Anyhow I should not have put my nose where it did not belong but that is a curse that forums on internet put on most of us sometimes.
A friend of mine died on CCR and I get mad when people dive way over their head with out proper training and experience. Now this was not the case it turned out.
I have the highest respect for Mikes experience and knowledge as I am sure he know by now. Why else would I ask him for advice on po2 choices sub 100m and asking if he would like to join us on deep expeditions?
This makes me look like a ass and I guess I just have to chew it up like a man an say I was an missinformed idiot.
Dont write stuff on the net you might regret. Note to self!

I dare the person that started this shit storm to come to me with the problems they might have. Try to be a man about it and not a snitching little girl.
I dont like to do my dirty laundry on forums any more ( i have learned from mine and others mistakes)

regards
Roger Ingebo

Pooh! - I was hoping it would be something juicier!

I think its hard to argue that diving to 200m (191m) isnt a really stupid thing to do anyway regardless of background !!

If it did make you look a bit buttock-esq I think your above post more than restores your form

Trust me Ive been called far worse

with some justification.

thats the problem with the net, once written its there for eternity...for most of us

Cheers.

***caveseeker7*** · 4th March 2008, 14:29

Don't blame Roger, they call you "stolpernder Kasper" on every german website I know of.

CCR-Wrecker · 4th March 2008, 18:30

Roger,

Kudos for owning up and facing the music like a man! There is a saying " it's easier to get back a million dollars you lost, than a word spoken "

Dr. Mike,

Thanks for being gracious and an adult about this "dust up"

Divers acting like civilized people, who wudda thunk it

regards,
Andy

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Drmike Custom Title Allowed! Current Rebreather/s: MK 15.X Ouroboros Other CCR Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Other CCR Home Build Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,128	help needed Wonder if anyone can help with a translation of this post from a swedish site. Sv: Inte guds bästa barn... apparently its not very flattering Perhaps the author 'RogerIngbo' could do me the honour of translating it for me? __________________ Get a girlfriend you sad twat - a Rebreather is an unfaithful mistress - dont blind yourself to her faults just because she goes down on you
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4th March 2008, 11:42	#2 (permalink)
mik New Member Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Vision Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sydney North Posts: 60	Re: help needed I paraphrase from an online translator. "Stumbling buffoon" seemed to be attributed to someone who did his Orobouros course in England then went straight to a liveaboard in the Red Sea. "Stumbling" recently went to a cave in Thailand where he dived to 200m on a machine he had been certified on for 2 weeks. Then some nonsense about DIR being the answer for him. __________________ It just fell apart in my hands, Chief!
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Drmike Custom Title Allowed! Current Rebreather/s: MK 15.X Ouroboros Other CCR Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Other CCR Home Build Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,128	Re: help needed Quote: (Originally Posted by mik) I paraphrase from an online translator. "Stumbling buffoon" seemed to be attributed to someone who did his Orobouros course in England then went straight to a liveaboard in the Red Sea. "Stumbling" recently went to a cave in Thailand where he dived to 200m on a machine he had been certified on for 2 weeks. Then some nonsense about DIR being the answer for him. thanks, my google translator keeps telling me im trying to download a virus?? Interesting (ok, not really) Didnt realise I wasnt allowed to go diving in the Red Sea after my course and it was 191m not 200m. wonder why Roger thinks Im a stumbling bafoon? Arogant a55hole, Intolerant bigott - I get, but my sense of balance is quite good (years of martial arts) and Im not known for clumsiness... __________________ Get a girlfriend you sad twat - a Rebreather is an unfaithful mistress - dont blind yourself to her faults just because she goes down on you
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*Beanie* Politeness officer Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Other Rebreather/s: Inspiration Vision Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In da house! yeah baby! Posts: 3,163	Re: help needed Quote: (Originally Posted by Drmike) thanks, my google translator keeps telling me im trying to download a virus?? Interesting (ok, not really) Didnt realise I wasnt allowed to go diving in the Red Sea after my course and it was 191m not 200m. wonder why Roger thinks Im a stumbling bafoon? Arogant a55hole, Intolerant bigott - I get, but my sense of balance is quite good (years of martial arts) and Im not known for clumsiness... How dare you dive your unit after your course, do you think your qualification qualifies you to dive it Maybe stumbling bafoon is the description of someone suffering as a result of Isobaric Counter Diffusion? __________________ Beanie Gallery Admin & Library Assistant. www.outlawdivers.org.uk www.beandiving.co.uk www.beanengineering.co.uk www.divelife.co.uk
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Mdemon SiegeEngine II Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Home Build Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: SWUK Posts: 1,890	Re: help needed "Stumbling buffoon" - LMAO! Maybe it's because "you eez crazy"? __________________ www.southwestmafia.com It's as easy as abc; a) "Carry adequate bailout" b) "If in doubt, bail out" c) "Always know your PO2" If you find that hard, stick to crochet. "Once the agenda-monkeys and perfect-worlders have moved on, perhaps we can do some diving?"
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4th March 2008, 12:50	#7 (permalink)
rogeringebo Done with bubbles Current Rebreather/s: Pelagian Other Rebreather/s: Megalodon Classic Kiss Pelagian Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Stockholm Sweden Posts: 674	Re: help needed Ha ha, this just brakes me up Some ****** is trying to turn people against me that I respect. I know what its all about and lets say it is personal. Please let me translate for you (tread is about CCR, DIR and the ususal crap) It was written more than 18 moths ago... I wrote That guy is a clown (Mike) that I dont believe have the right attitude for CCR diving. He did his Boris course in the UK ..then went to the Red Sea for a live aboard and then did 200m in a cave in Thailand on a rebreather he was certified on for 2 weeks. Maybe DIR is a way he can apply on his diving...It might be the answer for him. So why did I write this? I wrote it on a forum before I knew Mike even a little bit. I was told he was a beginner that did a Boris course and and then went to 200m in Sra Kaew. I thought that was rather stupid and put that in the post. I was wrong and I was missinformed greatly. I have friends that used to dive with Mike at times out of KL and Singapore and they corrected me. Anyhow I should not have put my nose where it did not belong but that is a curse that forums on internet put on most of us sometimes. A friend of mine died on CCR and I get mad when people dive way over their head with out proper training and experience. Now this was not the case it turned out. I have the highest respect for Mikes experience and knowledge as I am sure he know by now. Why else would I ask him for advice on po2 choices sub 100m and asking if he would like to join us on deep expeditions? This makes me look like a ass and I guess I just have to chew it up like a man an say I was an missinformed idiot. Dont write stuff on the net you might regret. Note to self! I dare the person that started this shit storm to come to me with the problems they might have. Try to be a man about it and not a snitching little girl. I dont like to do my dirty laundry on forums any more ( i have learned from mine and others mistakes) regards Roger Ingebo Last edited by rogeringebo : 4th March 2008 at 12:59.
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Drmike Custom Title Allowed! Current Rebreather/s: MK 15.X Ouroboros Other CCR Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Other CCR Home Build Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,128	Re: help needed Quote: (Originally Posted by rogeringebo) Ha ha, this just brakes me up Some ****** is trying to turn people against me that I respect. I know what its all about and lets say it is personal. Please let me translate for you (tread is about CCR, DIR and the ususal crap) It was written more than 18 moths ago... I wrote That guy is a clown (Mike) that I dont believe have the right attitude for CCR diving. He did his Boris course in the UK ..then went to the Red Sea for a live aboard and then did 200m in a cave in Thailand on a rebreather he was certified on for 2 weeks. Maybe DIR is a way he can apply on his diving...It might be the answer for him. So why did I write this? I wrote it on a forum before I knew Mike even a little bit. I was told he was a beginner that did a Boris course and and then went to 200m in Sra Kaew. I thought that was rather stupid and put that in the post. I was wrong and I was missinformed greatly. I have friends that used to dive with Mike at times out of KL and Singapore and they corrected me. Anyhow I should not have put my nose where it did not belong but that is a curse that forums on internet put on most of us sometimes. A friend of mine died on CCR and I get mad when people dive way over their head with out proper training and experience. Now this was not the case it turned out. I have the highest respect for Mikes experience and knowledge as I am sure he know by now. Why else would I ask him for advice on po2 choices sub 100m and asking if he would like to join us on deep expeditions? This makes me look like a ass and I guess I just have to chew it up like a man an say I was an missinformed idiot. Dont write stuff on the net you might regret. Note to self! I dare the person that started this shit storm to come to me with the problems they might have. Try to be a man about it and not a snitching little girl. I dont like to do my dirty laundry on forums any more ( i have learned from mine and others mistakes) regards Roger Ingebo Pooh! - I was hoping it would be something juicier! I think its hard to argue that diving to 200m (191m) isnt a really stupid thing to do anyway regardless of background !! If it did make you look a bit buttock-esq I think your above post more than restores your form Trust me Ive been called far worse with some justification. thats the problem with the net, once written its there for eternity...for most of us Cheers. __________________ Get a girlfriend you sad twat - a Rebreather is an unfaithful mistress - dont blind yourself to her faults just because she goes down on you Last edited by Drmike : 4th March 2008 at 13:07.
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