cooper compitition

Mark Chase · 26th March 2007, 12:05

Having dispatched the DIR diver with a singel blow of his dive computer and disposed of him in a yellow body bag Dave asked if any one else would like to make a rude comment about his VR3

ATB

Mark Chase

Mark Chase · 26th March 2007, 12:08

Pretty young femail student....

"Mr Dave Sir.... why do you have two pee valves on your dry suit?"

Dave Cooper

"Ill come to your room tonight little lady, and show you

"

ATB

Mark Chase

***Decodiver*** · 26th March 2007, 12:22

Quote: (Originally Posted by Moray Brown)

Secretly, Dave knew he had spat in Johns mouth-piece!

More like, secretly, Dave knew he had shat in Johns mouth-piece!

HelenM · 26th March 2007, 12:27

"Young man, if you say I look like Brian Blessed just once more, this course will not go well for you..."

Mark Chase · 26th March 2007, 14:18

Quote: (Originally Posted by HelenM)

"Young man, if you say I look like Brian Blessed just once more, this course will not go well for you..."

I was thinking more Ming the Mercyless...

Oh bugger no i cant get the Flash song out of my head

ATB

Mark Chase

Woz · 26th March 2007, 15:35

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh the squeeze! I wish I'd connected my drysuit hose"

DonalWalsh · 26th March 2007, 15:44

"Stop pointing that f**kin poncy camera at me you DOOFUS n go get me a MacDonalds!!"

narked at 90 · 26th March 2007, 15:50

Quote: (Originally Posted by DonalWalsh)

"Stop pointing that f**kin poncy camera at me you DOOFUS n go get me a MacDonalds!!"

Now that really does sound like dave!

when i took the picture all i could think of was "I'LL GET YOU BUTLER" from the old tv series on the busses
john

Silent · 26th March 2007, 18:22

Quote: (Originally Posted by DonalWalsh)

"Stop pointing that f**kin poncy camera at me you DOOFUS n go get me a MacDonalds!!"

That's close but it wasn't MacDonalds, after about 8 days of KFC I thought Dave might start clucking like a chicken....

Which has just made me think of a quote....

"Now where can I stick this VR£ for maximum effect... and to stop the revenge of the Hot Wings & Zinger Burger"

***Decodiver*** · 26th March 2007, 18:27

Quote: (Originally Posted by DonalWalsh)

"Stop pointing that f**kin poncy camera at me you DOOFUS n go get me a MacDonalds!!"

Oh yes Donal, anyone would think you'd been CCR Trimix trained by me........

26th March 2007, 12:05	#11 (permalink)
Mark Chase I go down for ages Current Rebreather/s: Classic Kiss Other Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Kent Posts: 2,561	Re: cooper compitition. Having dispatched the DIR diver with a singel blow of his dive computer and disposed of him in a yellow body bag Dave asked if any one else would like to make a rude comment about his VR3 ATB Mark Chase __________________ Is it supposed to make that noise ? I took my unit to the dive shop and demanded they bolt on every thing that would fit. Join my elite diving teem and get a Tshirt "Doing It Chasey"Hammerhead Eccr Advanced Diving System
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26th March 2007, 12:08	#12 (permalink)
Mark Chase I go down for ages Current Rebreather/s: Classic Kiss Other Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Kent Posts: 2,561	Re: cooper compitition. Pretty young femail student.... "Mr Dave Sir.... why do you have two pee valves on your dry suit?" Dave Cooper "Ill come to your room tonight little lady, and show you " ATB Mark Chase __________________ Is it supposed to make that noise ? I took my unit to the dive shop and demanded they bolt on every thing that would fit. Join my elite diving teem and get a Tshirt "Doing It Chasey"Hammerhead Eccr Advanced Diving System
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26th March 2007, 12:22	#13 (permalink)
*Decodiver* Administrator Current Rebreather/s: Megalodon Ouroboros rEvo Other CCR Other Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Inspiration Vision Evolution Sport Kiss Classic Kiss rEvo Other CCR Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Geneva Posts: 2,179	Re: cooper compitition Quote: (Originally Posted by Moray Brown) Secretly, Dave knew he had spat in Johns mouth-piece! More like, secretly, Dave knew he had shat in Johns mouth-piece! __________________ CCR/OC Trimix Instructor Trainer CCR Training to Mixed Gas in Switzerland, France, UK & Germany on Megalodon/COPIS-Megalodon/KISS/Sport KISS/Ouroboros/rEvo/Inspiration/Evolution/Sentinel www.zerogravitydiving.com Rebreather World Terms & Conditions
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26th March 2007, 12:27	#14 (permalink)
HelenM Custom Title Allowed! Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Cheltenham Posts: 118	Re: cooper compitition "Young man, if you say I look like Brian Blessed just *once* more, this course will not go well for you..." __________________ Would paper take tortoise? Last edited by HelenM : 26th March 2007 at 12:31.
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26th March 2007, 14:18	#15 (permalink)
Mark Chase I go down for ages Current Rebreather/s: Classic Kiss Other Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Kent Posts: 2,561	Re: cooper compitition Quote: (Originally Posted by HelenM) "Young man, if you say I look like Brian Blessed just *once* more, this course will not go well for you..." I was thinking more Ming the Mercyless... Oh bugger no i cant get the Flash song out of my head ATB Mark Chase __________________ Is it supposed to make that noise ? I took my unit to the dive shop and demanded they bolt on every thing that would fit. Join my elite diving teem and get a Tshirt "Doing It Chasey"Hammerhead Eccr Advanced Diving System
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26th March 2007, 15:35	#16 (permalink)
Woz Custom Title Allowed! Current Rebreather/s: Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Home Build Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Nottingham Posts: 185	Re: cooper compitition "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh the squeeze! I wish I'd connected my drysuit hose" __________________ Still punting shiny diving tatt to gullible divers www.kitfondle.co.uk
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26th March 2007, 15:44	#17 (permalink)
DonalWalsh Third Class Snorkeller Current Rebreather/s: Megalodon Other Rebreather/s: Evolution Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Moving to London in Sept.....which way to the South Coast?? Posts: 136	Re: cooper compitition "Stop pointing that f**kin poncy camera at me you DOOFUS n go get me a MacDonalds!!" __________________ "Anybody can be a bum. All you need is the right girl, the right bar, and the right friends. They will see you off. They will christen your dumpster for you. "- Bill Hicks
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26th March 2007, 15:50	#18 (permalink)
narked at 90 In my own little world Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Other CCR Dolphin Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Not Bought Yet Inspiration Classic Classic Kiss Other CCR Dolphin Home Build Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: middlands uk Posts: 1,010	Re: cooper compitition Quote: (Originally Posted by DonalWalsh) "Stop pointing that f*kin poncy camera at me you DOOFUS n go get me a MacDonalds!!" Now that really does sound like dave! when i took the picture all i could think of was "I'LL GET YOU BUTLER" from the old tv series on the busses john __________________ CHECK OUT OUR INTERWEBS FOR CUSTOM REBREATHER UPGRADES* *WWW.NARKEDAT90.CO.UK* *WWW.GRPSERVICES.COM*
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26th March 2007, 18:22	#19 (permalink)
Silent Staying Silent! Mostly... Current Rebreather/s: Other CCR Other Rebreather/s: Megalodon Ouroboros Other CCR Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Northants, UK Posts: 383	Re: cooper compitition Quote: (Originally Posted by DonalWalsh) "Stop pointing that f**kin poncy camera at me you DOOFUS n go get me a MacDonalds!!" That's close but it wasn't MacDonalds, after about 8 days of KFC I thought Dave might start clucking like a chicken.... Which has just made me think of a quote.... "Now where can I stick this VR£ for maximum effect... and to stop the revenge of the Hot Wings & Zinger Burger"
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26th March 2007, 18:27	#20 (permalink)
*Decodiver* Administrator Current Rebreather/s: Megalodon Ouroboros rEvo Other CCR Other Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Inspiration Vision Evolution Sport Kiss Classic Kiss rEvo Other CCR Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Geneva Posts: 2,179	Re: cooper compitition Quote: (Originally Posted by DonalWalsh) "Stop pointing that fkin poncy camera at me you DOOFUS n go get me a MacDonalds!!" Oh yes Donal, anyone would think you'd been CCR Trimix trained by me........ __________________ CCR/OC Trimix Instructor Trainer CCR Training to Mixed Gas in Switzerland, France, UK & Germany on Megalodon/COPIS-Megalodon/KISS/Sport KISS/Ouroboros/rEvo/Inspiration/Evolution/Sentinel www.zerogravitydiving.com** Rebreather World Terms & Conditions
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