Mempilot's New OptiMeg Rebreather!

**sfldiver** · 8th May 2008, 14:13

Quote: (Originally Posted by JCdesign97)

I don't know if I've ever seen a more textbook case of denial.

All of the evidence of your impending unit switch is irrefutable, Eric ... we have numerous pictures for god's sake!

John, read between the lines - Eric's actions are a descrete cry for help!

So, I don't think you want to be saying that too loudly

, because the Meg Botherhood might overhear you and realize that he's experiencing an independent thought

, and send out the order to the Meg Collective to have a Meg Code Red administered on Eric to whip him

back in line with standard Meg indoctrination

; or even worse, they might have the mothership

pick him up and take him back to Seatle

and put him through another Clockwork Orange Style Meg MOD1 Session

, until they again achieve complete submission

to the Meg Collective!

netmage · 8th May 2008, 14:21

Quote: (Originally Posted by sfldiver)

John, read between the lines - Eric's actions are a descrete cry for help!

So, I don't think you want to be saying that too loudly

, because the Meg Botherhood might overhear you and realize that he's experiencing an independent thought

, and send out the order to the Meg Collective to have a Meg Code Red administered on Eric to whip him

back in line with standard Meg indoctrination

; or even worse, they might have the mothership

pick him up and take him back to Seatle

and put him through another Clockwork Orange Style Meg MOD1 Session

, until they again achieve complete submission

to the Meg Collective!

Adrian, I may just have to give you red for "rampant disregard and abuse of smileys..."

You all missed a nice midweek night dive down in S. Beach last night... An hour on the DEMA trader and a nice reef... Megs: 3 Optimas: 1

-Tim

**sfldiver** · 8th May 2008, 14:34

Quote: (Originally Posted by netmage)

Adrian, I may just have to give you red for "rampant disregard and abuse of smileys..."

I do love my Smilies!

Quote: (Originally Posted by netmage)

You all missed a nice midweek night dive down in S. Beach last night... An hour on the DEMA trader and a nice reef... Megs: 3 Optimas: 1

-Tim

Glad you guys had a nice dive! Week days are tough for me, but I do need to join you guys on one of your night dives - Soon!

Tienuts · 8th May 2008, 14:34

Quote: (Originally Posted by netmage)

You all missed a nice midweek night dive down in S. Beach last night... An hour on the DEMA trader and a nice reef... Megs: 3 Optimas: 1

-Tim

It was a nice dive despite multiple light failures. And I was outnumbered. The Optima Army left me high and dry.

**sfldiver** · 8th May 2008, 14:46

Quote: (Originally Posted by Tienuts)

I was outnumbered. The Optima Army left me high and dry.

We may allow the Meg Army to win a few insignificant battles, but they have absolutely no chance of winning the war!

mempilot · 8th May 2008, 15:10

Quote: (Originally Posted by divelermentov)

and hey it will never tell you to do the dishes :-)

Nope. It just sits on the couch watching tv while smoking a cigar and flipping me the bird. Now that's attitude for a Rebreather! I love it!

The Optima would do the dishes, vacuum the carpet, mop the floor, is arm deep in baby shit, and ask me why I don't look at it any more while I'm donning and doffing it!

**Dsix36** · 8th May 2008, 20:09

Might have something to do with all that new Bling Bling on your Meg

Quote: (Originally Posted by mempilot)

The Optima would do the dishes, vacuum the carpet, mop the floor, is arm deep in baby shit, and ask me why I don't look at it any more while I'm donning and doffing it!

Mike448 · 10th May 2008, 19:52

Hey guys. I am sitting over here in Greece reading this thread and rolling around the floor with laughter. Some of the comments are priceless. Am looking forward to getting back to Florida and supporting the Meg Team again. Eric - hang in there dude!

mempilot · 10th May 2008, 19:59

Mike, I almost nunchucked those OpTina guys right there! They have no idea! I'm on the edge man! I'm on the edge!

Skipbreather · 11th May 2008, 04:53

Quote: (Originally Posted by mempilot)

They have no idea! I'm on the edge man! I'm on the edge!

Be sure to include adequate nose up rudder to avoid unpleasant consequences!!!

PS: New Meg can stickers are only 4 bucks from ISC. Just peel & replace!

8th May 2008, 14:13	#41 (permalink)
sfldiver Team Optima Diver Current Rebreather/s: Optima Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Pompano Beach, FL Posts: 639	Re: Mempilot's New OptiMeg Rebreather! Quote: (Originally Posted by JCdesign97) I don't know if I've ever seen a more textbook case of denial. All of the evidence of your impending unit switch is irrefutable, Eric ... we have numerous pictures for god's sake! John, read between the lines - Eric's actions are a descrete cry for help! So, I don't think you want to be saying that too loudly, because the Meg Botherhood might overhear you and realize that he's experiencing an independent thought, and send out the order to the Meg Collective to have a Meg Code Red administered on Eric to whip him back in line with standard Meg indoctrination; or even worse, they might have the mothership pick him up and take him back to Seatle and put him through another Clockwork Orange Style Meg MOD1 Session, until they again achieve complete submission to the Meg Collective! __________________ *Currently piloting & shooting...* Dive Rite O2ptima FX Rigged w/ a Dsix Custom Aluminum Frame, Nomad Wing, Transpac Harness and VR3 Computer w/ VPM-B/E & a 4th Cell Sensor Link.* Canon PowerShot G9 Digital Camera *Rigged in a Patima-PDCH 2008 G9 Aluminum Housing w/ an Inon UWL-100 Achromat Wide Conversion Lens, 2 Inon UCL-165M67 Close-Up Lenses and 2 Inon Z-240 Strobes.
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8th May 2008, 14:21	#42 (permalink)
netmage Hello Kitty...... Current Rebreather/s: Megalodon Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Coconut Creek, FL Posts: 324	Re: Mempilot's New OptiMeg Rebreather! Quote: (Originally Posted by sfldiver) John, read between the lines - Eric's actions are a descrete cry for help! So, I don't think you want to be saying that too loudly, because the Meg Botherhood might overhear you and realize that he's experiencing an independent thought, and send out the order to the Meg Collective to have a Meg Code Red administered on Eric to whip him back in line with standard Meg indoctrination; or even worse, they might have the mothership pick him up and take him back to Seatle and put him through another Clockwork Orange Style Meg MOD1 Session, until they again achieve complete submission to the Meg Collective! Adrian, I may just have to give you red for "rampant disregard and abuse of smileys..." You all missed a nice midweek night dive down in S. Beach last night... An hour on the DEMA trader and a nice reef... Megs: 3 Optimas: 1 -Tim
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8th May 2008, 14:34	#43 (permalink)
sfldiver Team Optima Diver Current Rebreather/s: Optima Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Pompano Beach, FL Posts: 639	Re: Mempilot's New OptiMeg Rebreather! Quote: (Originally Posted by netmage) Adrian, I may just have to give you red for "rampant disregard and abuse of smileys..." I do love my Smilies! Quote: (Originally Posted by netmage) You all missed a nice midweek night dive down in S. Beach last night... An hour on the DEMA trader and a nice reef... Megs: 3 Optimas: 1 -Tim Glad you guys had a nice dive! Week days are tough for me, but I do need to join you guys on one of your night dives - Soon! __________________ *Currently piloting & shooting...* Dive Rite O2ptima FX Rigged w/ a Dsix Custom Aluminum Frame, Nomad Wing, Transpac Harness and VR3 Computer w/ VPM-B/E & a 4th Cell Sensor Link.* Canon PowerShot G9 Digital Camera *Rigged in a Patima-PDCH 2008 G9 Aluminum Housing w/ an Inon UWL-100 Achromat Wide Conversion Lens, 2 Inon UCL-165M67 Close-Up Lenses and 2 Inon Z-240 Strobes.
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8th May 2008, 14:34	#44 (permalink)
Tienuts The man from Nantucket Current Rebreather/s: Optima Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Fort Lauderdale Posts: 137	Re: Mempilot's New OptiMeg Rebreather! Quote: (Originally Posted by netmage) You all missed a nice midweek night dive down in S. Beach last night... An hour on the DEMA trader and a nice reef... Megs: 3 Optimas: 1 -Tim It was a nice dive despite multiple light failures. And I was outnumbered. The Optima Army left me high and dry.
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8th May 2008, 14:46	#45 (permalink)
sfldiver Team Optima Diver Current Rebreather/s: Optima Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Pompano Beach, FL Posts: 639	Re: Mempilot's New OptiMeg Rebreather! Quote: (Originally Posted by Tienuts) I was outnumbered. The Optima Army left me high and dry. We may allow the Meg Army to win a few insignificant battles, but they have absolutely no chance of winning the war! __________________ *Currently piloting & shooting...* Dive Rite O2ptima FX Rigged w/ a Dsix Custom Aluminum Frame, Nomad Wing, Transpac Harness and VR3 Computer w/ VPM-B/E & a 4th Cell Sensor Link.* Canon PowerShot G9 Digital Camera *Rigged in a Patima-PDCH 2008 G9 Aluminum Housing w/ an Inon UWL-100 Achromat Wide Conversion Lens, 2 Inon UCL-165M67 Close-Up Lenses and 2 Inon Z-240 Strobes.
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8th May 2008, 15:10	#46 (permalink)
mempilot What is this..terrafirma? Current Rebreather/s: Megalodon Other Rebreather/s: Megalodon Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Ft. Lauderdale Posts: 1,113	Re: Mempilot's New OptiMeg Rebreather! Quote: (Originally Posted by divelermentov) and hey it will never tell you to do the dishes :-) Nope. It just sits on the couch watching tv while smoking a cigar and flipping me the bird. Now that's attitude for a Rebreather! I love it! The Optima would do the dishes, vacuum the carpet, mop the floor, is arm deep in baby shit, and ask me why I don't look at it any more while I'm donning and doffing it! __________________ MEM "Da Pilot" Black holes are where God divided by zero. "If at first you don't succeed, don't dive silent." "Would you mind not shooting at the thermo-nuclear weapons." ~ Vic Deakins "Donkey's kill more people annually than plane crashes."
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8th May 2008, 20:09	#47 (permalink)
Dsix36 Going Down? Current Rebreather/s: Optima Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: florida Posts: 860	Re: Mempilot's New OptiMeg Rebreather! Might have something to do with all that new Bling Bling on your Meg Quote: (Originally Posted by mempilot) The Optima would do the dishes, vacuum the carpet, mop the floor, is arm deep in baby shit, and ask me why I don't look at it any more while I'm donning and doffing it! __________________ THE MORE THAT I LEARN, THE MORE THAT I STILL NEED TO LEARN!!!!!!
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10th May 2008, 19:52	#48 (permalink)
Mike448 New Member Current Rebreather/s: Megalodon Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Knysna (South Africa) & Florida Posts: 32	Re: Mempilot's New OptiMeg Rebreather! Hey guys. I am sitting over here in Greece reading this thread and rolling around the floor with laughter. Some of the comments are priceless. Am looking forward to getting back to Florida and supporting the Meg Team again. Eric - hang in there dude! __________________ Cheers Mike mike448 @ mac.com www.shadowdivers.net
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10th May 2008, 19:59	#49 (permalink)
mempilot What is this..terrafirma? Current Rebreather/s: Megalodon Other Rebreather/s: Megalodon Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Ft. Lauderdale Posts: 1,113	Re: Mempilot's New OptiMeg Rebreather! Mike, I almost nunchucked those OpTina guys right there! They have no idea! I'm on the edge man! I'm on the edge! __________________ MEM "Da Pilot" Black holes are where God divided by zero. "If at first you don't succeed, don't dive silent." "Would you mind not shooting at the thermo-nuclear weapons." ~ Vic Deakins "Donkey's kill more people annually than plane crashes."
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11th May 2008, 04:53	#50 (permalink)
Skipbreather WAY past the barber pole Current Rebreather/s: Megalodon Home Build Other Rebreather/s: Not Bought Yet MK 15.X Home Build Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 524	Re: Mempilot's New OptiMeg Rebreather! Quote: (Originally Posted by mempilot) They have no idea! I'm on the edge man! I'm on the edge! Be sure to include adequate nose up rudder to avoid unpleasant consequences!!! PS: New Meg can stickers are only 4 bucks from ISC. Just peel & replace! __________________ "Entropy RULES! Enjoy the interim."
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