Mempilot's New OptiMeg Rebreather!

mempilot · 6th May 2008, 20:52

Quote: (Originally Posted by Tienuts)

Sorry Eric, but Don and I had a good laugh at your expense today trying to figure out a way to top the OptimaMeg prank.

The only thing we came up with was to drug you, like they used to do to BA Baracus in the old A-Team episodes where they wanted him to fly. Then you wake up underwater, with an Optima strapped to your back, and a laminated sheet taped to your hand titled "how to dive an Optima."

As long as you two deviants don't harvest one of my kidneys....

**sfldiver** · 6th May 2008, 21:03

Quote: (Originally Posted by Tienuts)

Sorry Eric, but Don and I had a good laugh at your expense today trying to figure out a way to top the OptimaMeg prank.

The only thing we came up with was to drug you, like they used to do to BA Baracus in the old A-Team episodes where they wanted him to fly. Then you wake up underwater, with an Optima strapped to your back, and a laminated sheet taped to your hand titled "how to dive an Optima."

A picture of Eric underwater wearing a "real" Optima would be priceless!

However, I heard a rumor that Eric shaved his head because he made a wager with Scott (padipro) that if he ever bought an Optima he would shave his head.

I also heard that the second part of the wager was that he would have to unveil the truth about the new Optima he purchased in front of the entire Rebreather World Community at the RW Party at DEMA later this year!

diverreb · 6th May 2008, 21:20

Seriously.... Why the new Kojack look? I hear to prove your loyalty to ISC after all this O2ptima talk you're going to have their logo tattooed on your head!

Richie

**sfldiver** · 6th May 2008, 21:31

Quote: (Originally Posted by diverreb)

Seriously.... Why the new Kojack look? I hear to prove your loyalty to ISC after all this O2ptima talk you're going to have their logo tattooed on your head!

Richie

Richie, the Kojack look is required by the Collective prior to full assimilation!

**Dsix36** · 6th May 2008, 23:07

Seattle? Isn't that where Mel Clark is from. She has an Optima. I sold a backplate to her.

Quote: (Originally Posted by mountain diver)

That is an interesting remark, I have not seen any now that you mentioned it.
Truly, it must be megamania in the " PNW"

all the best.

mountain diver · 7th May 2008, 02:18

Quote: (Originally Posted by Dsix36)

Seattle? Isn't that where Mel Clark is from. She has an Optima. I sold a backplate to her.

I dunno still haven't seen it. Maybe it is like the SASQUATCH, they say
there is one,but no one has really seen it.

all the best.

mempilot · 7th May 2008, 02:33

That's probably the one she bought for Leon to tear apart.

JCdesign97 · 7th May 2008, 16:40

Quote: (Originally Posted by Tienuts)

The only thing we came up with was to drug you, like they used to do to BA Baracus in the old A-Team episodes where they wanted him to fly. Then you wake up underwater, with an Optima strapped to your back, and a laminated sheet taped to your hand titled "how to dive an Optima."

I know I'm a little late to the game on this one, but I couldn't help but ponder the BA Baracus comparison further ... Eric really is BA's polar opposite! A moderately-sized, white, now completely bald guy who flies planes for a living, as opposed to being scared of them. And while we're at it, what color was the A-team's van?? That's right - it was black and red.

It's all becoming more clear to me now - the transformation is almost complete ...

EA Optimus!!

mempilot · 7th May 2008, 16:50

Damn you fool!

LittleDragon · 7th May 2008, 16:56

Quote: (Originally Posted by Tienuts)

Sorry Eric, but Don and I had a good laugh at your expense today trying to figure out a way to top the OptimaMeg prank.

The only thing we came up with was to drug you, like they used to do to BA Baracus in the old A-Team episodes where they wanted him to fly. Then you wake up underwater, with an Optima strapped to your back, and a laminated sheet taped to your hand titled "how to dive an Optima."

How about he wakes up inside the wreck, blacked out, wearing an Optima with an underwater MP3 player on. Playing on it is that creepy voice from the movie Saw, "I want to play a game... you have 13 minutes remaining on your scrubber, and 1 liter of o2 left in your cylinder....."

6th May 2008, 20:52	#21 (permalink)
mempilot What is this..terrafirma? Current Rebreather/s: Megalodon Other Rebreather/s: Megalodon Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Ft. Lauderdale Posts: 1,177	Re: Mempilot's New OptiMeg Rebreather! Quote: (Originally Posted by Tienuts) Sorry Eric, but Don and I had a good laugh at your expense today trying to figure out a way to top the OptimaMeg prank. The only thing we came up with was to drug you, like they used to do to BA Baracus in the old A-Team episodes where they wanted him to fly. Then you wake up underwater, with an Optima strapped to your back, and a laminated sheet taped to your hand titled "how to dive an Optima." As long as you two deviants don't harvest one of my kidneys.... __________________ MEM "Da Pilot" Black holes are where God divided by zero. "If at first you don't succeed, don't dive silent." "Would you mind not shooting at the thermo-nuclear weapons." ~ Vic Deakins "Donkey's kill more people annually than plane crashes."
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6th May 2008, 21:03	#22 (permalink)
sfldiver Team Optima Diver Current Rebreather/s: Optima Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Pompano Beach, FL Posts: 663	Re: Mempilot's New OptiMeg Rebreather! Quote: (Originally Posted by Tienuts) Sorry Eric, but Don and I had a good laugh at your expense today trying to figure out a way to top the OptimaMeg prank. The only thing we came up with was to drug you, like they used to do to BA Baracus in the old A-Team episodes where they wanted him to fly. Then you wake up underwater, with an Optima strapped to your back, and a laminated sheet taped to your hand titled "how to dive an Optima." A picture of Eric underwater wearing a "real" Optima would be priceless! However, I heard a rumor that Eric shaved his head because he made a wager with Scott (padipro) that if he ever bought an Optima he would shave his head. I also heard that the second part of the wager was that he would have to unveil the truth about the new Optima he purchased in front of the entire Rebreather World Community at the RW Party at DEMA later this year! __________________ *Currently piloting & shooting...* Dive Rite O2ptima FX Rigged w/ a Dsix Custom Aluminum Frame, Nomad Wing, Transpac Harness and VR3 Computer w/ VPM-B/E & a 4th Cell Sensor Link.* Canon PowerShot G9 Digital Camera *Rigged in a Patima-PDCH 2008 G9 Aluminum Housing w/ an Inon UWL-100 Achromat Wide Conversion Lens, 2 Inon UCL-165M67 Close-Up Lenses and 2 Inon Z-240 Strobes.
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6th May 2008, 21:20	#23 (permalink)
diverreb DE/MD/NJ Wreck Diver Current Rebreather/s: Optima Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Dover, DE Posts: 512	Re: Mempilot's New OptiMeg Rebreather! Seriously.... Why the new Kojack look? I hear to prove your loyalty to ISC after all this O2ptima talk you're going to have their logo tattooed on your head! Richie
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6th May 2008, 21:31	#24 (permalink)
sfldiver Team Optima Diver Current Rebreather/s: Optima Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Pompano Beach, FL Posts: 663	Re: Mempilot's New OptiMeg Rebreather! Quote: (Originally Posted by diverreb) Seriously.... Why the new Kojack look? I hear to prove your loyalty to ISC after all this O2ptima talk you're going to have their logo tattooed on your head! Richie Richie, the Kojack look is required by the Collective prior to full assimilation! __________________ *Currently piloting & shooting...* Dive Rite O2ptima FX Rigged w/ a Dsix Custom Aluminum Frame, Nomad Wing, Transpac Harness and VR3 Computer w/ VPM-B/E & a 4th Cell Sensor Link.* Canon PowerShot G9 Digital Camera *Rigged in a Patima-PDCH 2008 G9 Aluminum Housing w/ an Inon UWL-100 Achromat Wide Conversion Lens, 2 Inon UCL-165M67 Close-Up Lenses and 2 Inon Z-240 Strobes.
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6th May 2008, 23:07	#25 (permalink)
Dsix36 Going Down? Current Rebreather/s: Optima Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Deerfield Beach, Florida Posts: 891	Re: Mempilot's New OptiMeg Rebreather! Seattle? Isn't that where Mel Clark is from. She has an Optima. I sold a backplate to her. Quote: (Originally Posted by mountain diver) That is an interesting remark, I have not seen any now that you mentioned it. Truly, it must be megamania in the " PNW" all the best. __________________ THE MORE THAT I LEARN, THE MORE THAT I STILL NEED TO LEARN!!!!!!
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7th May 2008, 02:18	#26 (permalink)
mountain diver Silent Lucidity Current Rebreather/s: Megalodon Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: edmonton, ab. Posts: 175	Re: Mempilot's New OptiMeg Rebreather! Quote: (Originally Posted by Dsix36) Seattle? Isn't that where Mel Clark is from. She has an Optima. I sold a backplate to her. I dunno still haven't seen it. Maybe it is like the SASQUATCH, they say there is one,but no one has really seen it. all the best.
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7th May 2008, 02:33	#27 (permalink)
mempilot What is this..terrafirma? Current Rebreather/s: Megalodon Other Rebreather/s: Megalodon Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Ft. Lauderdale Posts: 1,177	Re: Mempilot's New OptiMeg Rebreather! That's probably the one she bought for Leon to tear apart. __________________ MEM "Da Pilot" Black holes are where God divided by zero. "If at first you don't succeed, don't dive silent." "Would you mind not shooting at the thermo-nuclear weapons." ~ Vic Deakins "Donkey's kill more people annually than plane crashes."
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7th May 2008, 16:50	#29 (permalink)
mempilot What is this..terrafirma? Current Rebreather/s: Megalodon Other Rebreather/s: Megalodon Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Ft. Lauderdale Posts: 1,177	Re: Mempilot's New OptiMeg Rebreather! Damn you fool! __________________ MEM "Da Pilot" Black holes are where God divided by zero. "If at first you don't succeed, don't dive silent." "Would you mind not shooting at the thermo-nuclear weapons." ~ Vic Deakins "Donkey's kill more people annually than plane crashes."
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7th May 2008, 16:56	#30 (permalink)
LittleDragon New Member Current Rebreather/s: Optima Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Pompano Beach, FL Posts: 2	Re: Mempilot's New OptiMeg Rebreather! Quote: (Originally Posted by Tienuts) Sorry Eric, but Don and I had a good laugh at your expense today trying to figure out a way to top the OptimaMeg prank. The only thing we came up with was to drug you, like they used to do to BA Baracus in the old A-Team episodes where they wanted him to fly. Then you wake up underwater, with an Optima strapped to your back, and a laminated sheet taped to your hand titled "how to dive an Optima." How about he wakes up inside the wreck, blacked out, wearing an Optima with an underwater MP3 player on. Playing on it is that creepy voice from the movie Saw, "I want to play a game... you have 13 minutes remaining on your scrubber, and 1 liter of o2 left in your cylinder....." __________________ Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields
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