Mem is maybe buying a new Optima

netmage · 27th March 2008, 18:32

Quote: (Originally Posted by sfldiver)

That's like comparing a black VW Beetle to a finely tuned red Ferrari!

And that Ferrari is always in the shop; tuning, tweaking, adjustments here and there... The VW just keeps running solid... till you go try and add an aftermarket dash....

**sfldiver** · 27th March 2008, 20:03

Quote: (Originally Posted by netmage)

And that Ferrari is always in the shop; tuning, tweaking, adjustments here and there... The VW just keeps running solid... till you go try and add an aftermarket dash....

With the exception of one recent notable low battery induced handset incident, my Ferrari has been purring like a kitten and hasn't seen the shop since the day I got it. Furthermore, now that I installed the new custom Dsix36 aluminum chasis upgrade, its performance is now compliemented by a compact German Panzer Tank-Like Frame - It's now officially a compact high performance armored red & black ocean wreck and reef diving machine!

**sfldiver** · 27th March 2008, 20:13

Quote: (Originally Posted by sfldiver)

With the exception of one recent notable low battery induced handset incident, my Ferrari has been purring like a kitten and hasn't seen the shop since the day I got it. Furthermore, now that I installed the new custom Dsix36 aluminum chasis upgrade, its performance is now compliemented by a compact German Panzer Tank-Like Frame - It's now officially a compact high performance armored red & black ocean wreck and reef diving machine!

Next month I plan to install the surround sound system

and twin flush mounted plasma tv screens, just like they do on "Pimp My Ride!"

**Dsix36** · 27th March 2008, 22:20

Like this!!!

**sfldiver** · 27th March 2008, 22:44

Quote: (Originally Posted by Dsix36)

Like this!!!

That's what I'm talking about - SWEEEEEEEEET!!!!!

mempilot · 27th March 2008, 23:15

Now I know where Optima comes from:

Optimas Prime, leader of the transformers. Quickly transforms between a Rebreather and a Ferrari:

In the 80's, then called Optimus Prime, would transform into an over-the-road semi-truck, often referred to as an 18-wheeler.

Following his big success in the 80's, Optimus, a backwoods North Central Floridian, went through a heated court battle with his estranged wife, often played out in the tabloids and in the seedy truckstops of East Hollywood. Trying to put accusations of grannule sorb abuse behind him, Optimus changed his name to Optimas. It was later released that the new Optimas had one of 'those' operations to get rid of that certain part, and in it's place, a new artificial EAC was attached.

His comeback is noted by a new contract with Ferrari after being dropped by Mack. Ferrari insisted on Optimas dropping the 's' from his name to be more hip with the metrosexual crowd often attracted to red Ferraris and red dive gear.

Welcome, Optima.

**vidodivr** · 28th March 2008, 13:26

And he saved a ton of money on his insurance by switching to Geico!

Quote: (Originally Posted by mempilot)

Now I know where Optima comes from:

Optimas Prime, leader of the transformers. Quickly transforms between a Rebreather and a Ferrari:

In the 80's, then called Optimus Prime, would transform into an over-the-road semi-truck, often referred to as an 18-wheeler.

Following his big success in the 80's, Optimus, a backwoods North Central Floridian, went through a heated court battle with his estranged wife, often played out in the tabloids and in the seedy truckstops of East Hollywood. Trying to put accusations of grannule sorb abuse behind him, Optimus changed his name to Optimas. It was later released that the new Optimas had one of 'those' operations to get rid of that certain part, and in it's place, a new artificial EAC was attached.

His comeback is noted by a new contract with Ferrari after being dropped by Mack. Ferrari insisted on Optimas dropping the 's' from his name to be more hip with the metrosexual crowd often attracted to red Ferraris and red dive gear.

Welcome, Optima.

**sfldiver** · 28th March 2008, 13:32

Quote: (Originally Posted by mempilot)

Now I know where Optima comes from:

Optimas Prime, leader of the transformers. Quickly transforms between a Rebreather and a Ferrari:

In the 80's, then called Optimus Prime, would transform into an over-the-road semi-truck, often referred to as an 18-wheeler.

Following his big success in the 80's, Optimus, a backwoods North Central Floridian, went through a heated court battle with his estranged wife, often played out in the tabloids and in the seedy truckstops of East Hollywood. Trying to put accusations of grannule sorb abuse behind him, Optimus changed his name to Optimas. It was later released that the new Optimas had one of 'those' operations to get rid of that certain part, and in it's place, a new artificial EAC was attached.

His comeback is noted by a new contract with Ferrari after being dropped by Mack. Ferrari insisted on Optimas dropping the 's' from his name to be more hip with the metrosexual crowd often attracted to red Ferraris and red dive gear.

Welcome, Optima.

You slap some counter lungs and a loop on that bad boy and I'll dive it!

mempilot · 28th March 2008, 13:45

Quote: (Originally Posted by sfldiver)

You slap some counter lungs and a loop on that bad boy and I'll dive it!

It's more than meets the eye!

netmage · 28th March 2008, 14:28

Quote: (Originally Posted by mempilot)

It's more than meets the eye!

So much so, even their 'Dark Lord of the Sith' has abandoned them and is off in the Red Sea being re-educated as we type....

27th March 2008, 18:32	#41 (permalink)
netmage Tim Owens Current Rebreather/s: Megalodon Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Coconut Creek, FL Posts: 521	Re: Mem is maybe buying a new Optima Quote: (Originally Posted by sfldiver) That's like comparing a black VW Beetle to a finely tuned red Ferrari! And that Ferrari is always in the shop; tuning, tweaking, adjustments here and there... The VW just keeps running solid... till you go try and add an aftermarket dash.... __________________ "You want a bailout bottle? Go get the pink one from Fill Express, BTCH!" - John Cogan "If I sent my rebreather back, I might live longer, but would I live* more?" - Abbo
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27th March 2008, 20:03	#42 (permalink)
sfldiver S.C.R.U.B.'S Photographer Current Rebreather/s: Optima Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Pompano Beach, FL Posts: 792	Re: Mem is maybe buying a new Optima Quote: (Originally Posted by netmage) And that Ferrari is always in the shop; tuning, tweaking, adjustments here and there... The VW just keeps running solid... till you go try and add an aftermarket dash.... With the exception of one recent notable low battery induced handset incident, my Ferrari has been purring like a kitten and hasn't seen the shop since the day I got it. Furthermore, now that I installed the new custom Dsix36 aluminum chasis upgrade, its performance is now compliemented by a compact German Panzer Tank-Like Frame - It's now officially a compact high performance armored red & black ocean wreck and reef diving machine! __________________ *Currently piloting & shooting...* Dive Rite O2ptima FX Rigged w/ a Dsix Custom Aluminum Frame, Nomad Wing, Transpac Harness and VR3 Computer w/ VPM-B/E & a 4th Cell Sensor Link.* Canon PowerShot G9 Digital Camera *Rigged in a Patima-PDCH 2008 G9 Aluminum Housing w/ an Inon UWL-100 Achromat Wide Conversion Lens, 2 Inon UCL-165M67 Close-Up Lenses and 2 Inon Z-240 Strobes.
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27th March 2008, 20:13	#43 (permalink)
sfldiver S.C.R.U.B.'S Photographer Current Rebreather/s: Optima Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Pompano Beach, FL Posts: 792	Re: Mem is maybe buying a new Optima Quote: (Originally Posted by sfldiver) With the exception of one recent notable low battery induced handset incident, my Ferrari has been purring like a kitten and hasn't seen the shop since the day I got it. Furthermore, now that I installed the new custom Dsix36 aluminum chasis upgrade, its performance is now compliemented by a compact German Panzer Tank-Like Frame - It's now officially a compact high performance armored red & black ocean wreck and reef diving machine! Next month I plan to install the surround sound system and twin flush mounted plasma tv screens, just like they do on "Pimp My Ride!" __________________ *Currently piloting & shooting...* Dive Rite O2ptima FX Rigged w/ a Dsix Custom Aluminum Frame, Nomad Wing, Transpac Harness and VR3 Computer w/ VPM-B/E & a 4th Cell Sensor Link.* Canon PowerShot G9 Digital Camera *Rigged in a Patima-PDCH 2008 G9 Aluminum Housing w/ an Inon UWL-100 Achromat Wide Conversion Lens, 2 Inon UCL-165M67 Close-Up Lenses and 2 Inon Z-240 Strobes.
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27th March 2008, 22:20	#44 (permalink)
Dsix36 Going Down? Current Rebreather/s: Optima Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Deerfield Beach, Florida Posts: 1,061	Re: Mem is maybe buying a new Optima Like this!!! __________________ THE MORE THAT I LEARN, THE MORE THAT I STILL NEED TO LEARN!!!!!!
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27th March 2008, 22:44	#45 (permalink)
sfldiver S.C.R.U.B.'S Photographer Current Rebreather/s: Optima Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Pompano Beach, FL Posts: 792	Re: Mem is maybe buying a new Optima Quote: (Originally Posted by Dsix36) Like this!!! That's what I'm talking about - SWEEEEEEEEET!!!!! __________________ *Currently piloting & shooting...* Dive Rite O2ptima FX Rigged w/ a Dsix Custom Aluminum Frame, Nomad Wing, Transpac Harness and VR3 Computer w/ VPM-B/E & a 4th Cell Sensor Link.* Canon PowerShot G9 Digital Camera *Rigged in a Patima-PDCH 2008 G9 Aluminum Housing w/ an Inon UWL-100 Achromat Wide Conversion Lens, 2 Inon UCL-165M67 Close-Up Lenses and 2 Inon Z-240 Strobes.
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28th March 2008, 13:26	#47 (permalink)
vidodivr swims in fishes toilets Current Rebreather/s: Classic Kiss Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Florida/Michigan Posts: 499	Re: Mem is maybe buying a new Optima And he saved a ton of money on his insurance by switching to Geico! Quote: (Originally Posted by mempilot) Now I know where Optima comes from: Optimas Prime, leader of the transformers. Quickly transforms between a Rebreather and a Ferrari: In the 80's, then called Optimus Prime, would transform into an over-the-road semi-truck, often referred to as an 18-wheeler. Following his big success in the 80's, Optimus, a backwoods North Central Floridian, went through a heated court battle with his estranged wife, often played out in the tabloids and in the seedy truckstops of East Hollywood. Trying to put accusations of grannule sorb abuse behind him, Optimus changed his name to Optimas. It was later released that the new Optimas had one of 'those' operations to get rid of that certain part, and in it's place, a new artificial EAC was attached. His comeback is noted by a new contract with Ferrari after being dropped by Mack. Ferrari insisted on Optimas dropping the 's' from his name to be more hip with the metrosexual crowd often attracted to red Ferraris and red dive gear. Welcome, Optima. __________________ Have a good one, Rob LaLonde Rec and Tek Media, Inc. Full Service Film and Video Production CK #087, Narked@90 stand, URM
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28th March 2008, 13:32	#48 (permalink)
sfldiver S.C.R.U.B.'S Photographer Current Rebreather/s: Optima Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Pompano Beach, FL Posts: 792	Re: Mem is maybe buying a new Optima Quote: (Originally Posted by mempilot) Now I know where Optima comes from: Optimas Prime, leader of the transformers. Quickly transforms between a Rebreather and a Ferrari: In the 80's, then called Optimus Prime, would transform into an over-the-road semi-truck, often referred to as an 18-wheeler. Following his big success in the 80's, Optimus, a backwoods North Central Floridian, went through a heated court battle with his estranged wife, often played out in the tabloids and in the seedy truckstops of East Hollywood. Trying to put accusations of grannule sorb abuse behind him, Optimus changed his name to Optimas. It was later released that the new Optimas had one of 'those' operations to get rid of that certain part, and in it's place, a new artificial EAC was attached. His comeback is noted by a new contract with Ferrari after being dropped by Mack. Ferrari insisted on Optimas dropping the 's' from his name to be more hip with the metrosexual crowd often attracted to red Ferraris and red dive gear. Welcome, Optima. You slap some counter lungs and a loop on that bad boy and I'll dive it! __________________ *Currently piloting & shooting...* Dive Rite O2ptima FX Rigged w/ a Dsix Custom Aluminum Frame, Nomad Wing, Transpac Harness and VR3 Computer w/ VPM-B/E & a 4th Cell Sensor Link.* Canon PowerShot G9 Digital Camera *Rigged in a Patima-PDCH 2008 G9 Aluminum Housing w/ an Inon UWL-100 Achromat Wide Conversion Lens, 2 Inon UCL-165M67 Close-Up Lenses and 2 Inon Z-240 Strobes.
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28th March 2008, 13:45	#49 (permalink)
mempilot Eric Stadtmueller Current Rebreather/s: Megalodon Other Rebreather/s: Megalodon Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Ft. Lauderdale Posts: 1,471	Re: Mem is maybe buying a new Optima Quote: (Originally Posted by sfldiver) You slap some counter lungs and a loop on that bad boy and I'll dive it! It's more than meets the eye! __________________ Eric Stadtmueller, otherwise known as, MEM "Da Pilot"
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28th March 2008, 14:28	#50 (permalink)
netmage Tim Owens Current Rebreather/s: Megalodon Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Coconut Creek, FL Posts: 521	Re: Mem is maybe buying a new Optima Quote: (Originally Posted by mempilot) It's more than meets the eye! So much so, even their 'Dark Lord of the Sith' has abandoned them and is off in the Red Sea being re-educated as we type.... __________________ "You want a bailout bottle? Go get the pink one from Fill Express, BTCH!" - John Cogan "If I sent my rebreather back, I might live longer, but would I live* more?" - Abbo Last edited by netmage : 28th March 2008 at 14:28. Reason: spelling
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