New member of the clergy

Tienuts · 24th March 2008, 12:23

Just wanted to take a moment, and make a quick announcement to the SCRUBS:

Yesterday, Ricky (aka LittleDragon on Rebreather World) got himself ordained as a Reverend through the Universal Life Church. He may now legally perform services such as weddings, funerals, baptisms, and house blessings. Upon request, he can also absolve you of your sins - something I'm sure will be very popular with the members here.

Please take a moment to congratulate Reverend Lebaron the next time you stop by FX.

**Dsix36** · 24th March 2008, 19:53

Quote: (Originally Posted by Tienuts)

Just wanted to take a moment, and make a quick announcement to the SCRUBS:

Yesterday, Ricky (aka LittleDragon on Rebreather World) got himself ordained as a Reverend through the Universal Life Church. He may now legally perform services such as weddings, funerals, baptisms, and house blessings. Upon request, he can also absolve you of your sins - something I'm sure will be very popular with the members here.

Please take a moment to congratulate Reverend Lebaron the next time you stop by FX.

?

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***ScubaDadMiami*** · 24th March 2008, 20:05

Holy #@*%!

**sfldiver** · 24th March 2008, 20:25

Quote: (Originally Posted by Tienuts)

Upon request, he can also absolve you of your sins - something I'm sure will be very popular with the members here.

Are you talking about absolution from diving related sins or...? Because if he'll hear my diving confession, it might sound something like this:

"Bless me father for I have sinned - on three seperate occassions, I exceded the factory recommended duration of my EAC Scrubber...Twice I violated the decompression requirements on my VR3...Twice I dissassembled my Optima without disenfecting my breathing loop and counter lungs, and once I entered the water for a dive, whithout first completing all the items on my pre-breathe checklist. Additionally, on several occassions, I had inpure thought about tossing a Meg overboard."

What kind of penances is he going to dispense...?

Because, I suspect he might say something like this:

"As your penence my son, complete three dives shallower than 35 feet...Complete ten hypoxic, 7 hyperoxic and 5 hypercania drills. Also, dive two complete weekends on manual oxygen addition mode and one complete dive on semi-closed mode."

netmage · 24th March 2008, 21:29

Quote: (Originally Posted by sfldiver)

What kind of penances is he going to dispense...?

Because, I suspect he might say something like this:

........"

More like....

"Go get me some taco's and a beer and I'll think about filling your tanks..."

jiseson · 24th March 2008, 21:30

Quote: (Originally Posted by Tienuts)

Just wanted to take a moment, and make a quick announcement to the SCRUBS:

Yesterday, Ricky (aka LittleDragon on Rebreather World) got himself ordained as a Reverend through the Universal Life Church. He may now legally perform services such as weddings, funerals, baptisms, and house blessings. Upon request, he can also absolve you of your sins - something I'm sure will be very popular with the members here.

Please take a moment to congratulate Reverend Lebaron the next time you stop by FX.

reverend ricky wright?

mempilot · 24th March 2008, 21:36

Can I still call him Little Bitch, or would that be wrong? Now we have a hard hittin' bar brawlin' short arm of God diving with us? Sweet!

Congrats Ricky!

**Dsix36** · 24th March 2008, 21:48

Quote: (Originally Posted by mempilot)

Can I still call him Little Bitch, or would that be wrong? Now we have a hard hittin' bar brawlin' short arm of God diving with us? Sweet!

Congrats Ricky!

I didn't know he was hard hittin', more like gettin' hit hard

Unless he was swinging the back of his head

Who loves ya baby

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Tienuts · 25th March 2008, 00:23

Quote: (Originally Posted by sfldiver)

Are you talking about absolution from diving related sins or...? Because if he'll hear my diving confession, it might sound something like this:

"Bless me father for I have sinned - on three seperate occassions, I exceded the factory recommended duration of my EAC Scrubber...Twice I violated the decompression requirements on my VR3...Twice I dissassembled my Optima without disenfecting my breathing loop and counter lungs, and once I entered the water for a dive, whithout first completing all the items on my pre-breathe checklist. Additionally, on several occassions, I had inpure thought about tossing a Meg overboard."

What kind of penances is he going to dispense...?

Because, I suspect he might say something like this:

"As your penence my son, complete three dives shallower than 35 feet...Complete ten hypoxic, 7 hyperoxic and 5 hypercania drills. Also, dive two complete weekends on manual oxygen addition mode and one complete dive on semi-closed mode."

I think Tim is more on the right page.

diverreb · 25th March 2008, 01:19

Quote: (Originally Posted by mempilot)

Can I still call him Little Bitch, or would that be wrong?

Congrats Ricky!

No you can't.... It's now Reverend Little Bitch!

Richie

24th March 2008, 12:23	#1 (permalink)
Tienuts Chief Prankster Current Rebreather/s: Optima Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Fort Lauderdale Posts: 230	New member of the clergy Just wanted to take a moment, and make a quick announcement to the SCRUBS: Yesterday, Ricky (aka LittleDragon on Rebreather World) got himself ordained as a Reverend through the Universal Life Church. He may now legally perform services such as weddings, funerals, baptisms, and house blessings. Upon request, he can also absolve you of your sins - something I'm sure will be very popular with the members here. Please take a moment to congratulate Reverend Lebaron the next time you stop by FX.
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24th March 2008, 19:53	#2 (permalink)
Dsix36 Going Down? Current Rebreather/s: Optima Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Deerfield Beach, Florida Posts: 1,071	Re: New member of the clergy Quote: (Originally Posted by Tienuts) Just wanted to take a moment, and make a quick announcement to the SCRUBS: Yesterday, Ricky (aka LittleDragon on Rebreather World) got himself ordained as a Reverend through the Universal Life Church. He may now legally perform services such as weddings, funerals, baptisms, and house blessings. Upon request, he can also absolve you of your sins - something I'm sure will be very popular with the members here. Please take a moment to congratulate Reverend Lebaron the next time you stop by FX. ? . __________________ THE MORE THAT I LEARN, THE MORE THAT I STILL NEED TO LEARN!!!!!!
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24th March 2008, 20:05	#3 (permalink)
*ScubaDadMiami* Moderator Current Rebreather/s: Optima Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Florida, USA Posts: 2,132	Re: New member of the clergy Holy #@%! __________________ Howard Packer* IANTD CCR Instructor Miami Beach, Florida CCRDiveTraining.com
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24th March 2008, 20:25	#4 (permalink)
sfldiver S.C.R.U.B.'S Photographer Current Rebreather/s: Optima Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Pompano Beach, FL Posts: 796	Re: New member of the clergy Quote: (Originally Posted by Tienuts) Upon request, he can also absolve you of your sins - something I'm sure will be very popular with the members here. Are you talking about absolution from diving related sins or...? Because if he'll hear my diving confession, it might sound something like this: "Bless me father for I have sinned - on three seperate occassions, I exceded the factory recommended duration of my EAC Scrubber...Twice I violated the decompression requirements on my VR3...Twice I dissassembled my Optima without disenfecting my breathing loop and counter lungs, and once I entered the water for a dive, whithout first completing all the items on my pre-breathe checklist. Additionally, on several occassions, I had inpure thought about tossing a Meg overboard." What kind of penances is he going to dispense...? Because, I suspect he might say something like this: "As your penence my son, complete three dives shallower than 35 feet...Complete ten hypoxic, 7 hyperoxic and 5 hypercania drills. Also, dive two complete weekends on manual oxygen addition mode and one complete dive on semi-closed mode." __________________ *Currently piloting & shooting...* Dive Rite O2ptima FX Rigged w/ a Dsix Custom Aluminum Frame, Nomad Wing, Transpac Harness and VR3 Computer w/ VPM-B/E & a 4th Cell Sensor Link.* Canon PowerShot G9 Digital Camera *Rigged in a Patima-PDCH 2008 G9 Aluminum Housing w/ an Inon UWL-100 Achromat Wide Conversion Lens, 2 Inon UCL-165M67 Close-Up Lenses and 2 Inon Z-240 Strobes.
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24th March 2008, 21:29	#5 (permalink)
netmage Tim Owens Current Rebreather/s: Megalodon Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Coconut Creek, FL Posts: 528	Re: New member of the clergy Quote: (Originally Posted by sfldiver) What kind of penances is he going to dispense...? Because, I suspect he might say something like this: ........" More like.... "Go get me some taco's and a beer and I'll think about filling your tanks..." __________________ "You want a bailout bottle? Go get the pink one from Fill Express, BTCH!" - John Cogan "If I sent my rebreather back, I might live longer, but would I live* more?" - Abbo
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24th March 2008, 21:30	#6 (permalink)
jiseson DSIX/O2PTIMA Current Rebreather/s: Optima Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: long island,ny Posts: 562	Re: New member of the clergy Quote: (Originally Posted by Tienuts) Just wanted to take a moment, and make a quick announcement to the SCRUBS: Yesterday, Ricky (aka LittleDragon on Rebreather World) got himself ordained as a Reverend through the Universal Life Church. He may now legally perform services such as weddings, funerals, baptisms, and house blessings. Upon request, he can also absolve you of your sins - something I'm sure will be very popular with the members here. Please take a moment to congratulate Reverend Lebaron the next time you stop by FX. reverend ricky wright? __________________ *Jonathan D Iseson*
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24th March 2008, 21:36	#7 (permalink)
mempilot Eric Stadtmueller Current Rebreather/s: Megalodon Other Rebreather/s: Megalodon Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Ft. Lauderdale Posts: 1,485	Re: New member of the clergy Can I still call him Little Bitch, or would that be wrong? Now we have a hard hittin' bar brawlin' short arm of God diving with us? Sweet! Congrats Ricky! __________________ Eric Stadtmueller, otherwise known as, MEM "Da Pilot"
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24th March 2008, 21:48	#8 (permalink)
Dsix36 Going Down? Current Rebreather/s: Optima Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Deerfield Beach, Florida Posts: 1,071	Re: New member of the clergy Quote: (Originally Posted by mempilot) Can I still call him Little Bitch, or would that be wrong? Now we have a hard hittin' bar brawlin' short arm of God diving with us? Sweet! Congrats Ricky! I didn't know he was hard hittin', more like gettin' hit hard Unless he was swinging the back of his head Who loves ya baby . __________________ THE MORE THAT I LEARN, THE MORE THAT I STILL NEED TO LEARN!!!!!!
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25th March 2008, 00:23	#9 (permalink)
Tienuts Chief Prankster Current Rebreather/s: Optima Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Fort Lauderdale Posts: 230	Re: New member of the clergy Quote: (Originally Posted by sfldiver) Are you talking about absolution from diving related sins or...? Because if he'll hear my diving confession, it might sound something like this: "Bless me father for I have sinned - on three seperate occassions, I exceded the factory recommended duration of my EAC Scrubber...Twice I violated the decompression requirements on my VR3...Twice I dissassembled my Optima without disenfecting my breathing loop and counter lungs, and once I entered the water for a dive, whithout first completing all the items on my pre-breathe checklist. Additionally, on several occassions, I had inpure thought about tossing a Meg overboard." What kind of penances is he going to dispense...? Because, I suspect he might say something like this: "As your penence my son, complete three dives shallower than 35 feet...Complete ten hypoxic, 7 hyperoxic and 5 hypercania drills. Also, dive two complete weekends on manual oxygen addition mode and one complete dive on semi-closed mode." I think Tim is more on the right page.
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25th March 2008, 01:19	#10 (permalink)
diverreb DE/MD/NJ Wreck Diver Current Rebreather/s: Optima Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Dover, DE Posts: 599	Re: New member of the clergy Quote: (Originally Posted by mempilot) Can I still call him Little Bitch, or would that be wrong? Congrats Ricky! No you can't.... It's now Reverend Little Bitch! Richie
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