ménage:

Principal Translations:
ménage (d'une maison) nm cleanup (of house)
ménage nm housework

Additional Translations:
ménage nm housekeeping
ménage menage
ménage nm household
ménage nm housecleaning
ménage (nettoyage) nm cleaning (housework)

You are so right. Drop your evolution in the trunk of my car on your way in. I will be back in three days or so. I expect the house to be spotless. There you go your wish is granted, a tropical vacation (for me anyway), your evolution carried, and even a menage for me.