Rebreather World - View Single Post - Fiance says NO to me diving with a Rebreather... under the thumb or wot!

GuyW · 3rd May 2006, 08:10

You absolutely must put the wedding off until you get a Rebreather. Once you say "I do" it will be 15 - 20 years before you get another chance !

Remember:
o Rebreathers are safer - you don't run out of bubbles on a Rebreather;
o Rebreathers are safer - you use trimix on every dive as you can afford to;
o Rebreathers are cheaper - having written off the purchase cost to your wild bachelor days, they are cheap to run using trimix - which is safer;
o Rebreathers help spouses - higher ppO2s and lower ppN2s reduce post dive fatigue and get more housework done;
o Rebreathers get you home sooner - less deco, more housework;
o Rebreathers make a happier marriage - being the last OC diver on the boat reduces your self esteem, and therefore your success in life and work, and therefore your happiness at home and in marriage;

YOU SIMPLY CANNOT PUT IT OFF ANOTHER DAY IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A HAPPY WIFE ! THIS IS A TEST OF YOUR MANHOOD ! SHE WANTS AND EXPECTS YOU TO BUY A REBREATHER !

3rd May 2006, 08:10	#20 (permalink)
GuyW Old Member Current Rebreather/s: Inspiration Classic Other Rebreather/s: Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 61	Re: Fiance says NO to me diving with a Rebreather... under the thumb or wot! You absolutely must put the wedding off until you get a Rebreather. Once you say "I do" it will be 15 - 20 years before you get another chance ! Remember: o Rebreathers are safer - you don't run out of bubbles on a Rebreather; o Rebreathers are safer - you use trimix on every dive as you can afford to; o Rebreathers are cheaper - having written off the purchase cost to your wild bachelor days, they are cheap to run using trimix - which is safer; o Rebreathers help spouses - higher ppO2s and lower ppN2s reduce post dive fatigue and get more housework done; o Rebreathers get you home sooner - less deco, more housework; o Rebreathers make a happier marriage - being the last OC diver on the boat reduces your self esteem, and therefore your success in life and work, and therefore your happiness at home and in marriage; YOU SIMPLY CANNOT PUT IT OFF ANOTHER DAY IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A HAPPY WIFE ! THIS IS A TEST OF YOUR MANHOOD ! SHE WANTS AND EXPECTS YOU TO BUY A REBREATHER !
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