Quote: (Originally Posted by
divetheworld)

Do you think it's a matter of compatability then?

not sure if there is anything which is compatible to Doris, you guys know the risk, anything you do or say or think or might think she will use agianst you, she will trck you down and merciless deliver her blow ( sorry couldn't help myself)
Quote: (Originally Posted by
CeeBee)

They are fabulous, thank you, Nailer-Baby. I don't do mediocre, not even with the wildlife in my garden.
They're not as sick as a birdwatcher. Always knew you were a closet twitcher, Lermy. It's nearly as bad as those guys who fly model helicopters or have train sets in the attic and wear station master's hats.
Well, I had to get some guy who knows a bit about diving to explain this to me, and I was shocked and stunned. You know I'm classy. I'll have you know there are no fake birds in my garden. It's real or nothing. And if you're thinking of applying any chemical substances of any description to the birds here, I thing you should know that the RSPB are watching this thread very closely. Word has obviously spread about Lermy and the sheep.
just wait a second Doris, just have to put my helicopter down and swith of teh model train - hell that station masters hat is really uncomfortable, should have gone for the deluxe version.
Now I am ready - babe you know exactly that I have a wool allergy - so there are no sheep in my life, always got so itchy. So if you realy need advise on sheep you will have to ask someone from the west-islands, these guys have the xperience, so ask the experts.
One word of advise Doris
first of all you got the tits out, sunday star got aware of it, and now instead of earning up to your choice of triple e-cups you try to get out of the camera light by putting forward totally ridiculous accusations. So sorry Doris wont work this time, the tits are out and that's where the remain.
By the way still have some of your unpublished wicked weasel photos :-)
Quote: (Originally Posted by
Dsix36)

Does saliva count?

Depends if you had indian takeaways for lunch or not