Quote: (Originally Posted by
Tienuts)

Sorry Eric, but Don and I had a good laugh at your expense today trying to figure out a way to top the OptimaMeg prank.
The only thing we came up with was to drug you, like they used to do to BA Baracus in the old A-Team episodes where they wanted him to fly. Then you wake up underwater, with an Optima strapped to your back, and a laminated sheet taped to your hand titled "how to dive an Optima."

How about he wakes up inside the wreck, blacked out, wearing an Optima with an underwater MP3 player on. Playing on it is that creepy voice from the movie Saw, "I want to play a game... you have 13 minutes remaining on your scrubber, and 1 liter of o2 left in your cylinder....."