You guys suck!
Karen broke up with me last night(edited: this is possibly resolved). She sent me one of those John Deere letters while she is out of town in Chicago. She says it's because I don't listen to her anymore or something like that but I'm not really sure because I wasn't really paying attention at the moment. But, I really think it is because she couldn't stand the thought of me not diving a Megalodon anymore.
This Optima nonsense has gone far enough. I've lost my dignity, my self-esteme, and now my girl! Pay backs are hell, boys! Pay backs are hell!
BTW, does anyone know a good industrial glue solvent that is safe around an anodized aluminum canister? That car emblem doesn't seem to come off easy.
