Quote: (Originally Posted by
JCdesign97)
HARDEN THE F*CK UP!!
You forgot 'take off the dress, cancel the manicure, grow a moustache'
Quote: (Originally Posted by
JCdesign97)
A real man would have chewed off the foot above the ankle, bound the stump with a dirty rag and be on the dock next morning. 19 months off of sea diving ... oh, how far the Empire has fallen. And didn't you mention at one point that you do inspections for HSE (or whatever the department of mamby-pambying is called)?? I guess having clumsy inspectors constantly hurting themselves either makes them that much more effective, or justifies their existence ...
I don't work for the HSE [or any government lot], but they keep me in a job.
I didn't have a dirty rag to hand, only a clean one, and I'm no longer flexible enough to lift my shin to my mouth [just don't ask about Lisa...
].
I'll be off to Donny on Wed though to partake in some motorbike hooliganism.
Hopefully I won't crash a multi K bike, be run over by my mate and threatened by the mechanics this time.
