Sympathy? What's that?
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**Is it possible to sprain my todger?
In the wrong hands, yes.
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Freef)
I must say that the standard of piss taking....
Let me cut you off there; stop wincing. I meant metaphorically. Specimen gathering only becomes necessary if the above mentioned injury becomes infected. Think you can fill a specimen bottle while standing on one leg? If not, take preventative measures now. Wire brush and dettol should sort it, but you may have to ride your bike standing up for a while.