Adrian - It says something about Ritchie that you are more afraid of him, than a TSA agent with size 14 fingers O2 cleaning your orafices.
Don - while you do have long blonde hair and a thin figure, the twig 'n berries does nothing for me. (But Ricky might like....)
John - I know you love my avatar. But Chris is all mine. Stop staring lovingly at him.
