And he saved a ton of money on his insurance by switching to Geico!
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Now I know where Optima comes from:
Optimas Prime, leader of the transformers. Quickly transforms between a Rebreather and a Ferrari:
In the 80's, then called Optimus Prime, would transform into an over-the-road semi-truck, often referred to as an 18-wheeler.
Following his big success in the 80's, Optimus, a backwoods North Central Floridian, went through a heated court battle with his estranged wife, often played out in the tabloids and in the seedy truckstops of East Hollywood. Trying to put accusations of grannule sorb abuse behind him, Optimus changed his name to Optimas. It was later released that the new Optimas had one of 'those' operations to get rid of that certain part, and in it's place, a new artificial EAC was attached.
His comeback is noted by a new contract with Ferrari after being dropped by Mack. Ferrari insisted on Optimas dropping the 's' from his name to be more hip with the metrosexual crowd often attracted to red Ferraris and red dive gear.
Welcome, Optima.