Quote: (Originally Posted by
divelermentov)

So we have to screw carefully not like you mechanics who can wanke teh srews in.

WHAT???
I hope you mean 'whack' and I'll put it down to you spending too much time with sheep.
Screws aren't whacked in, they are screwed in. Nails are hammered in. Road surfaces are compacted with a 'Wacker'. The only thing that is whacked is a piece of malfunctioning or recalcitrant equipment. Or dentists that take the mickey out of engineers...
I had a trainee with me the other week who didn't know the difference between a screw and a bolt

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