Quote: (Originally Posted by
decoweenie)
What ? Canada is outside of the US ?
Actually, with the state of the USD plunging, I just heard an announcement that Canada is looking to do a leveraged buyout of the US, backed by asset capital, mainly in the form of F/A-18 Hornets given to Canada on a sweet Lend Lease deal from the US. This would be the biggest real estate deal since the Louisanna Purchase of 1803, and the biggest screwing of the French yet, since the French gave up the US territory in 1803 for pennies on the dollar, and all French Canadians would be required to stay in the Northern Territories, now called Canada, while the rest of the Canadian citizens would move to Florida, displacing the New Yorkers and New Jerseyans to the Midwest where looting and pillaging would then take place. California may still be turned over to the Japanese and hippies in an unpresidented move to let PETA and Tokyo battle it out for control of the marine mammal population there. If the USD doesn't increase in value soon, we will all be saying, "Take off, eh!"